Lesbian Vampire Killers

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Plot: Thier women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural Welsh town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.

March 2009 in the UK. Can’t wait for US release.


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    16 Responses to Lesbian Vampire Killers

    1. OK, this makes absolutely no sense to me…

    2. ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?! LAMO! I have got to see this move now.

    3. I gotta agree with Seth. Sounds like a must-see!

    4. W/ any luck, it will be so bad that it’s good.

    5. I *know* there’s got to be a joke in here somewhere about lesbian vampires on the rag.

    6. Starring “James” and “Matthew?”

      Unless there is so much gratuitous sex and nudity in the movie that no individual female is in enough scenes to warrant mention on the poster …

      I foresee a complication…

    7. didn’t anyone learn from the “stick to the road. Stay off the moor?” speech?

    8. @SumoSnipe: You are confusing your vampires with werewolves.

    9. I’m afraid. Zombie Strippers was big fail, no sense at all 🙁

    10. @dorix:
      Something like:
      “What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month.”

    11. @asymon:
      LOL. I was going to suggest a movie night with this flick and Zombie Strippers!

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