Cell Phone Pistol

Added on December 7th, 2008 by mickeyhardiman9 | Report Post
Tags:Technology, Weapons

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Nimbo (#2449)

15 years ago

Four .22’s should do the job if you can get close enough.
Of course the HK MP5K in a briefcase has a lot more style.

AgZed (#2298)

15 years ago

@...Nimbo: A briefcase is also a hair less suspicious looking than wandering around with a phone that pre-dates sentient life.

Pants (#2794)

15 years ago

What about the rapid fire .45 in a flashlight?

Q-delta (#741)

15 years ago

Fuck subtlety. I’ll take dual M60s.

Cruddychicken (#5496)

15 years ago

@...Q-delta:
dual, even. Practical 🙂

deleted_user (#667)

15 years ago

This is probably best used in a kamikaze situation. Let’s say your trying to get close to someone and you act like your on the cell phone.

copypaiste (#4287)

15 years ago

Useless. Nobody use such old-fashioned crap these days. =)

SumoSnipe (#4452)

15 years ago

@...copypaiste: Um, I do. new phones are too fragile. My boss ended up getting me an old nokia brick….

RSIxidor (#950)

15 years ago

@...SumoSnipe:
Correction, no one in the civilized world.

WistfulD (#5057)

15 years ago

I would immediately notice someone holding that as being out of place, especially if I were a bodyguard to a high-profile individual.

Besides, you can put a few .22s in anything from a car alarm control to a cigarette pack and a shotgun shell in a flashlight. If you want limited ammo weapon that’s accurate out to five feet, there are many ways to do so, but if you’re going to get apprehended anyway, just run up ad knife the guy, seriously.

englishelectriclightning (#4996)

15 years ago

I can see it now.Supposed hitman wakes up in the middle of the night,drunk,goes to answer his cell phone and….

deleted_user (#667)

15 years ago

@...englishelectriclightning: Hitman has what seems to be endless funds. What the hell was that thing he placed in his hotel room in the movie? Why would he use this POS?