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you are now breathing manually
And blinking manually.
Wow. That question never needed to be asked. Goddamn internets.
Haha, doesn’t effect me ’cause my parents don’t even sleep in the same room. Take that internets!
“humor” ? the tag should be “retarded”
Doesn’t apply to me, I was a one-night stand!
Oh, wait.
Aw shit…
Pfft parents have never sex, everybody knows that. HA, take that you filthy poster. Have you never read a children’s book about it? They don’t write, “and sometimes mommy sucks on daddy’s magic wand”. They write “when mommy and daddy really really really love each other”. Loving is all they do. No sucking. No penetrating. (if you repeat that at least 10 times, the mental images will go away)
I think the odds of shaking someone’s hand after they’ve been touching themselves is much higher. I try not to think about it.
Or the mites that live on my bed/clothes.
Or that those sounds coming from the bathroom really are my girlfriend.
/hides in corner with blankey/
Right…because there’s plenty of reasons why you would sneak in some quick fellatio before you put the kids to bed instead of after.
it begs the questionn
My mom always read the newspaper in the evenings. Their sexy fun time was in the mornings.
@suicydking: I have a kid and I can say that there are tons of reasons for sneaking in sex of any kind before doing ANYTHING. But I’m a cleanliness nazi so my son, even if he ever asks this question, will have nothing to worry about.
I learned early on in life what the whole “Sock on the doorknob” routine meant. I would add something witty and funny, but I just feel cold and dead inside.
HA!!!! my parents don’t even live in the same house!
my dad doesn’t even live in the same house as his current wife!!!!!
(just don’t ask.)
Err.. my mum doesnt kiss me goodnight .. fags
Of course she did.
y’know, hours before.
Usually before dinner, so I’m thinking she probably brushed her teeth in between.
Either way it doesn’t matter, I’ve already proven to all my father’s other sperm that I am far superior.
That “phrase” was the very frist thing I heard when I first got onto the Interwebs, back in early 1995. It came in by email, I laughed then, I still laugh at it now.
www.fluxworks.net/misc/wav/mom&dad.wav
Although the correct “Phrase” is :
Did you ever wonder ; If your mom gave dad a blowjob right before she kissed you goodnight
@Irish_Cam:
Thank you.
i am POSITIVE that never happened.
MAKE IT STOP!!! THE IMAGES!!!
Hell, it’s bad enough I used to hear my parents (and once my GRANDparents) all the damn time. ANd walked in on them a couple of times. Talk about scarring you for life.
@tink1272: Jeez, GRANDparents adds a whole new level of horror to an otherwise grim thought.
what if your mother gave you a blowjob right after she kissed dad goodnight?
@aleph: Ok… Just head on back to /b/… There’s nothing to see here.
Kthnxbai.