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    bright green
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    How?

    Asinine
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    Number one threat to America caught in action.

    Moe
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    @bright green: No Wi-Fi in Yellow-stone. Must go to city. (TAXI!!!)

    MikeBabaguh
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    @Asinine: Hardly. If it were a zombie it’d be a lot worse.

    camusapprentice
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    Im a weird person. I said id never hunt. but then I said id never say never about doing something, so I decided that I would hunt only under the circumstances that I disappeared into the Yukon for a month with nothing but a knife, a flint, a canteen, and an empty backpack and when I came back, I would be carrying the pelt of a grizzly on my back. That way, Id make up for all the idiots that go hunting for baby rabbits with machine guns. I probably wouldn’t come back, but if I did, id have a… Read more »

    Puulaahi
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    Bear: Graaaaaaawr rwaaaaaaaaaaaar rwaaaaaaar graaaaaaaaar

    Cab Driver: Yes sir,

    phat_stack
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    WHO IS DRIVING CAR? OH MY GOD, BEAR IS DRIVING CAR! HOW CAN THAT BE??!!

    dieAntagonista
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    dieAntagonista

    Very simple, the bear is Britney Spears.

    Annarchy
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    @camusapprentice: But would you let the bear ride in the passenger seat?

    camusapprentice
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    @annarchy: I most certainly would. He would also get a cape and a crown.

    Annarchy
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    @camusapprentice: before or after you shoot and stuff him?

    camusapprentice
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    @Annarchy: There you go throwing a kink in my plan. I would much rather have a live bear in my future uber-mansion than a dead one. And adding the cape and the crown to the live bear… that would be fun when I invite people over.

    the3g_ipwn
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    @camusapprentice: You over dramatize the sport of hunting. Wild animals have far superior scenses and survival instincts than humans. If, and I stress IF, you even got to see a grizzly, with your no doubt extraordinary skills of stealth and tracking, you would be instant bear shit.

    Lakiamia
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    Bear sez: “Jesus Christ, it’s a lion!! Everybody back in the cab!”

    the3g_ipwn
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    @Lakiamia: For the record, a grizzly would smoke a lion. A single lion that is, or maybe two, but not an entire pride.

    camusapprentice
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    @the3g_ipwn: Ya, that instant bear shit think was the point. You are one of those sad people that underdramatizes hunting. What do you hunt for? Deer? I bet they really posed a personal threat to you so you should have killed them. Oh no, you did it for fun didnt you? well I can kill a kid. They have far greater agility that me and their parents will even the playing field, right? Hunt if you want, I have nothing against it. I just think you could take more from it than you do. You ease your concious with false… Read more »

    Dreth
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    IT’S A LION, GET IN THE CAR! OH SHIT, IT’S A BEAR GET OUT OF THE CAR! IT’S A LION, GET IN THE CAR! OH SHIT, IT’S A BEAR GET OUT OF THE CAR! IT’S A LION, GET IN THE CAR! OH SHIT, IT’S A BEAR GET OUT OF THE CAR! IT’S A LION, GET IN THE CAR! OH SHIT, IT’S A BEAR GET OUT OF THE CAR! IT’S A LION, GET IN THE CAR! OH SHIT, IT’S A BEAR GET OUT OF THE CAR! IT’S A LION, GET IN THE CAR! OH SHIT, IT’S A BEAR GET OUT OF… Read more »

    aleph
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    bear says: ‘follow that car’

    nyoki
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    @Dreth: lmao

    Phyreblade
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    @Dreth: Repeat till eaten by either bear or lion.

    After which:

    @aleph: Which car, sir? The Lions or the Tigers?

    Lakiamia
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    “Take me to Tim Treadwell’s house, please. We have a dinner date.”



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