Mom’s little helper

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    wartoaster
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    saw nothing. then shat brix.

    SumoSnipe
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    SumoSnipe

    And I shall call him Mini Me…

    SumoSnipe
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    SumoSnipe

    @SumoSnipe: Bah. that fails.
    “This is not the toy store I was looking for”

    Kandorr
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    Kandorr

    Meet your new step-dad.

    Jesus Christ
    Member

    I have that same rabbit on the wall there.

    It’s got a smiley face under the head of the dick. 8D

    dieAntagonista
    Member

    Wait what. What rabbit °_°

    Jesus Christ
    Member

    The purple shits on the ginger’s left. That vibrator is called “The Rabbit.”

    BEST ORGASM EVAR. Trust me.

    Crystalkestrel
    Member

    A ginger! Kill it with fire!

    dieAntagonista
    Member

    OW. Sorry, apparently I’m the only uninformed one here.

    You know back in my day, orgasms weren’t even invented. Let alone, machinery that goes by the name of small mammals which are capable of causing said orgasm.

    Kaze
    Member

    @Jesus Christ: NO U

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    It’s okay folks…he’s just there selling some weed.

    DublinO
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    Holy shit that picture is awesome…

    Jesus Christ
    Member

    @Kaze: You were third best. -pats his head-

    Jesus Christ
    Member

    @dieAntagonista: A rabbit. You must achieve one.

    OH GOD. This makes me a furry, doesn’t it? D:

    peatpunk
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    What is Clay Aiken doing in a sex shop? rubber fist

    dieAntagonista
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    @Jesus Christ: D:
    Probably not. But I guess it makes you a furry sympathiser.
    Haha I’m afraid they don’t sell those here. I’m surrounded by churches, there’s no way they could.

    SouthernOracle
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    @ peatpunk – That was my first reaction too!

    And hey, don’t give her shit for buying sex toys, at least she is doing it for herself instead of having real sex and making 15 more kids.

    Jesus Christ
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    @SouthernOracle: I am proudly child-free. I got my Mirena on the 25th.

    Jesus hates kids. REMEMBER I SAID IT. Whoever said I loved them in the great book was a liar.

    ogie
    Member

    trust me kid you dont want the lollipops they sell there.

    MonkeyHitman
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    @dieAntagonista: ….MUST…..COME…..HOLLAND….!!!!

    umm, you could buy it online (mail order) ?
    in other news:

    @Jesus Christ: are you a chick ? because if your a guy and using the rabbit.. wow..nothing much i could say.

    @ogie:
    I cannot stop laughing to the thought that the kid will be like “whats that mommy” ?

    Jesus Christ
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    @MonkeyHitman: Indeed I am a woman. (:

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
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    pics or gtfo

    dieAntagonista
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    @MonkeyHitman:
    So they’ve got a lot of sex toys available in Holland, hm? Nice. Hey wait a second, are you working for some sex toy company or why are you trying to make me buy it.
    Nah but seriously, I’ve got better things to do than order sex toys from America, China or whatever, and then getting added to some list by the government.

    MonkeyHitman
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    @dieAntagonista: holland is basicly less restricted places to do things you want.but yea u are right lol

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
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    I am the sex toy.

    MikeBabaguh
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    Oracle:

    Plenty of sex can be had without the creation of offspring.

    reptilecobra13
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    @Magnus
    I am the walrus.

    Jesus Christ
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    the3g_ipwn
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    @peatpunk: That ain’t Clay Aiken. It’s Danny Bonaduce from “The Partridge Family” days.

    outofocus
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    I went with a friend of mine to Good Vibrations in SF but they specifically have rules against people under 18 going in as well as taking pictures in the store.

    @Jesus Christ: My mom has the rabbit. I remember when she got it from a pleasure party when I was 13 or so.

    Not everyone enjoys direct clitoris stimuli due to excessive sensitivity. I personally enjoy flesh much more than toys and have found toys to be more useful with my partners (males) than with myself.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    ^
    wtf X 2

    If I saw my mom’s sex toy I’d never stop throwing up and my cock would pack up his balls and leave me forever.

    You’re under 18?

    Do you like candy and home videos?

    outofocus
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    @mAgnUS BUTTfoorson: I said the store I went to has a rule against people under 18 going in. Does that sound like I’m under 18?

    As far as your issues with your mother being a sexual person, that’s too bad. I have no issues with my mother being a sexual person (as long as she doesn’t show me pictures). I’m happy for her that she finally got to a point where she learned to enjoy sex. Granted, she had to stop sleeping with men and start sleeping with women to get some satisfaction but enjoying sex is important.

    Brevity Truta
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    That is quite the spin on shat bricks. Hahaha!

    No, Magnus, think. She means no kids would be allowed in the store in SF. But this is obviously from around Moe’s neck of the woods.

    MonkeyHitman
    Member

    @outofocus: your a female also … *suprised*

    outofocus
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    @MonkeyHitman: Yes, yes… female. It happens.

    I’ve been online since 1988 and it never ceases to amuse when someone realizes that I am female (though it has been discussed many times on MCS). Of course, back in the day, my handle was “Fred” so the only time anyone knew I was female was when I showed up to a meeting and introduced myself. *That* was good fun considering the meetings were made up of nerds who were terrified of girls. Muah!

    etiii
    Member

    That’s not a kid, that’s a midget!

    nyoki
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    @outofocus: Fun isn’t it? ;<) No one expects a girl on the internet.

    outofocus
    Member

    @nyokki: Or on a motorcycle. Or shooting a gun. Or burping really loud. Or working on their car.

    Yeah. Someday society will figure out what women are people too.

    SumoSnipe
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    SumoSnipe

    @outofocus:Damn. You just described my dream woman.

    nyoki
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    I would get the most interesting looks from people in general and bikers in particular when I’d be out riding. Of course my bike was a little on the small side, lol. I’ve changed my flat tire a couple of times, but that’s as far as my mechanical abilities really go. I only burp really loud at home and can count on one hand the # of times I’ve fired a gun.

    outofocus
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    @SumoSnipe: That’s nice to read but I’m cynical. Finding a male who truly appreciates all of that and what it implies (intelligence and independence, etc) is extremely difficult. I’ve met many guys who say they want all those things in female only once they have the female they expect them to fill the “female” role within the relationship. I keep thinking that if I were a little bit dumber that my life in this regard (and many others) would be much easier. @nyokki: I dropped the engine in my mini-bike (50CC Honda Mini Trail) when I was 8. 😀 I… Read more »

    nyoki
    Member

    @outofocus: Hubby is an aviation/avionics mechanic, so he does all the maintenance work on our bikes, cars, trucks, furnaces, etc…you get the idea. He’s good at it, I’m not. It would seem silly to me to insist I can do it, especially if I don’t really want to. I can do basic tune-up work, but the bikes are old and need a lot of finessing that he’s better suited to do. I don’t think of our roles as gender based. We each do what we’re good at (now included in that is #1 son) and flip a coin when no… Read more »

    outofocus
    Member

    @nyokki: heh. That’s awesome. I think that you are pretty lucky to have found someone like that (and he to have found someone like you).

    I didn’t mean to suggest that you not working on stuff was wrong or something. It is definitely a preference thing. I enjoy it. It’s very easy for me so it’s just physical busy work. I have done a lot of computer hardware work over the years too which I can do in my sleep but enjoy it because it makes me feel more productive than many other jobs. The results are tangible I guess.

    nyoki
    Member

    @outofocus: I know you weren’t suggesting I was wrong in any way. It is an automatic defense for me, I guess. Every idiot that sat on a bike once and read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance has an attitude about it that is frankly silly. As I tell hubby…fix it, oh Master of the Mechanical Stuff

    outofocus
    Member

    @nyokki: haha. I haven’t read that book. But I have seen it on the book shelf of several friends.

    We were extremely poor when I was a kid so fixing things at home was the only way to survive. It’s natural to me. The only thing that I think is silly are bikers paying a shop $80 to do an oil change that would cost them $40. I tell those people that I’ll do it for them for $60. 😉

    nyoki
    Member

    @outofocus: Lol, hubby has the same offer.

    SumoSnipe
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    SumoSnipe

    @outofocus: No, I’m quite serious.I had 1 girlfriend early on that was stereotypical girly. Didn’t want to get her hands dirty, didn’t WANT to know where the spare was, what jumper cables were. Other than go to the mall, nothing outside. Dropped that one fast.Flash fwd 20 years, I’m not attracted to the princesses.

    outofocus
    Member

    @SumoSnipe: That’s an extreme example. There are women like me and there are women who are somewhere in the middle. I’ve found that men who find the description of me to be perfect actually prefer the girl who is somewhere in the middle. A splash of girlie girl with a reasonable interest in all the things I listed. I have no girlie girl in me *at all* unless you consider my strong distaste for large spiders and scorpions scampering across the floor. I don’t wear make up. Dressed up is clean jeans and a sweater or maybe my one pair… Read more »

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @nyokki:
    @outofocus:

    Get a room. Haha. Just kidding.

    I have to wonder if the kid is developing the ability to blow up white people. That seems to be what he’s trying to do.

    the3g_ipwn
    Member

    @Jesus Christ: @outofocus: @nyokki:

    Thanks for hijacking the thread and ram-rodding it into an estrogen party! Now back to the kitchen.

    nyoki
    Member

    @the3g_ipwn: This isn’t the kitchen? Silly me, always getting lost.

    Jesus Christ
    Member

    @the3g_ipwn: no u

    And make me some fucking sandwhiches, whore.

    the3g_ipwn
    Member

    @Jesus Christ: Don’t make me call your Father.

    nyoki
    Member

    @Jesus Christ: Do I look like Mary? Make you’re own fucken sammichs.

    outofocus
    Member

    @the3g_ipwn: Nice try. Get back in the closet!

    the3g_ipwn
    Member

    @outofocus: Well! Someone a definately come un-slapped!

    the3g_ipwn
    Member

    has
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    the3g_ipwn
    Member

    That didn’t go as planned…

    outofocus
    Member

    @the3g_ipwn: It happens (things not going as planned).

    SumoSnipe
    Member
    SumoSnipe

    @the3g_ipwn: welcome to my world.

    the3g_ipwn
    Member

    @outofocus: so my mother keeps telling me.



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