the meaning of lfie

the meaning of lfie



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    Queensly

    What’s lfie?

    Billy Manic

    That is the question.

    mndlssequation

    Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm is waisted, god gets quite irrate…

    hellb0y666

    42!!! That’s the answer!!

    RSIxidor

    hellb0y666:

    Wrong movie, that one is a few posts later.

    Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
    Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
    It’s swell to have a stiffy
    It’s divine to own a dick
    From the tiniest little tadger
    To the world’s biggest prick
    So, three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
    Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
    Your piece of pork
    Your wife’s best friend
    Your Percy, or your cock
    You can wrap it up in ribbons
    You can slip it in your sock
    But don’t take it out in public
    Or they will stick you in the dock
    And you won’t a-come a-back

    Oh, thank you very much!

    Hey look, Howard’s being eaten.
    Makes you think doesn’t it?
    I mean… what’s it all about?
    Beats me.

    And get the machine that goes “PING!”

    No, no. I mean, because we’re members of the Protestant Reformed Church, which successfully challenged the autocratic power of the Papacy in the mid-sixteenth century, we can wear little rubber devices to prevent issue.

    Oh, Lord, please don’t burn us,
    Don’t grill or toast your flock.
    Don’t put us on the barbecue,
    Or simmer us in stock.
    Don’t braise or bake or boil us,
    Or stir-fry us in a wok.

    Oh please don’t lightly poach us,
    Or baste us with hot fat,
    Don’t fricassee or roast us,
    Or boil us in a vat,
    And please don’t stick thy servants Lord,
    In a Rotissomat…

    Twee

    The phrase “just one more wafer thin mint” still makes me feel slightly ill.

    traptin85

    great lolage, but I was watching it with my dad and stepmom and stepsister, (my stepmom didn’t realize that it was rated R) so my dad had to fast forward through the running naked women part. That made my penis slightly sadder.

    Awesome1

    “And there slew they the goats, yea,
    And put they the bits in little pots.
    Thus endeth the lesson.”

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