the meaning of lfie

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1. colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0

   

   December 1, 2008 at 5:31 am

   What’s lfie?

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2. billymanic (UID# 778) 0  0

   

   December 1, 2008 at 5:43 am

   That is the question.

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3. mndlssequation (UID# 913) 0  0

   December 1, 2008 at 6:12 am

   Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm is waisted, god gets quite irrate…

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4. hellb0y666 (UID# 3398) 0  0

   December 1, 2008 at 7:23 am

   42!!! That’s the answer!!

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5. rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0

   

   December 1, 2008 at 10:13 am

   @hellb0y666:

   Wrong movie, that one is a few posts later.

   Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
   Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
   It’s swell to have a stiffy
   It’s divine to own a dick
   From the tiniest little tadger
   To the world’s biggest prick
   So, three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
   Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
   Your piece of pork
   Your wife’s best friend
   Your Percy, or your cock
   You can wrap it up in ribbons
   You can slip it in your sock
   But don’t take it out in public
   Or they will stick you in the dock
   And you won’t a-come a-back

   Oh, thank you very much!

   Hey look, Howard’s being eaten.
   Makes you think doesn’t it?
   I mean… what’s it all about?
   Beats me.

   And get the machine that goes “PING!”

   No, no. I mean, because we’re members of the Protestant Reformed Church, which successfully challenged the autocratic power of the Papacy in the mid-sixteenth century, we can wear little rubber devices to prevent issue.

   Oh, Lord, please don’t burn us,
   Don’t grill or toast your flock.
   Don’t put us on the barbecue,
   Or simmer us in stock.
   Don’t braise or bake or boil us,
   Or stir-fry us in a wok.

   Oh please don’t lightly poach us,
   Or baste us with hot fat,
   Don’t fricassee or roast us,
   Or boil us in a vat,
   And please don’t stick thy servants Lord,
   In a Rotissomat…

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6. twee (UID# 5301) 0  0

   December 1, 2008 at 12:03 pm

   The phrase “just one more wafer thin mint” still makes me feel slightly ill.

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7. traptin85 (UID# 3559) 0  0

   December 1, 2008 at 6:07 pm

   great lolage, but I was watching it with my dad and stepmom and stepsister, (my stepmom didn’t realize that it was rated R) so my dad had to fast forward through the running naked women part. That made my penis slightly sadder.

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8. dyna-mole (UID# 3992) 0  0

   December 2, 2008 at 3:23 am

   “And there slew they the goats, yea,
   And put they the bits in little pots.
   Thus endeth the lesson.”

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