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Gift From Glasgow 01

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Consultant Jeff Downie revealed that, on average, staff at Glasgow’s Southern General Hospital are stitching up one slashed youngster every SIX HOURS.

And he fumed: “Kids at this age should be worried about pimples but instead have horrible scars across their entire face.

And it seems no one is safe from the rising tide of violence. Jeff told us: “Recently I treated a lad who’d just come to Glasgow to study. He was jumped and slashed in the face. He’s scarred for life.

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39 Responses to Gift From Glasgow 01

  1. what the hell is wrong with teenagers in Scotland that justifies them to get away with this??

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  2. Wow. Sounds like an intense place to get drunk. I know where I’m going on my next vacation!

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  3. But at least they have gun control.

    :|

    Further evidence that gun violence is simply a symptom of a problem that’s harder for people to swallow: you actually have to raise your kids after you have them.

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  4. Holy shit! This is chronic and apparently systemic. Who are these kids and where the hell are the parents? Fucken gang shit…it’s so stupid.

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  5. @mAgnUS BUTTfoorson: I was just thinking the same thing. It really doesn’t seem to matter. They use whatever type of weapons they can get their hands on.

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  6. Well at least guns don’t leave such horrid scars. Honestly she doesn’t look as bad as some, she’s still pretty, I’d date her as long as she wasn’t a total whore/bitch…

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  7. fucking hell no wonder my ancestors left scotland.

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  8. There’s people on myspace that would pay good money to look like that.

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  9. @thelotuseater725: Luckily my dad came here from Wales, no Scots rite here.

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  10. Jesus fuck, going out against random strangers? It’s one thing to have a feud with someone, it’s another to just go up and go “RAARRRG *SLASH*”. Makes where I live seem positively safe!

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  11. @nyokki:

    OO does he speak welsh? Welsh is a fucking crazy language, it makes russian look like spanish.

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  12. “it makes russian look like spanish.”

    WUT!?

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  13. poor girl. that is really aweful.

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  14. she is still a very pretty girl though.

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  15. She’s still pretty. Now she just looks like a bad ass too. Seriously though whatever happened to just giving somebody the bollocks and a headbutt?

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  16. @Seth_Dracovich-

    Yeah, guns are only more likely to kill you, or leave you paralyzed…

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  17. @thelotuseater725: Welsh is structurally very similar to French. Some of the words are similar too. Take Window for example; fenêtre in French or ffenestr in Welsh.

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  18. It’s not just Scotland with this issue. My friend in London was saying that it’s a problem there as well.

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  19. Yeah, it’s a pretty big problem here in the UK, in the cities anyway.

    The problem is, these scumbags tend to roam around in gangs of 15+. Kinda makes self-defense impossible, unless you’re Chuck Norris of course.

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  20. It’s all them deep fried mars bars. They’re fucked up in the head & the stomach!

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  21. @billcar50:
    Why do you say Welsh is like French? The few times I have seen Welsh it did not seem to have much in common with French.

    BTW… “ffenestr” also sounds like the German (Dutch) “Fenster (venster)”, but I am not sure of the words origin… this may just be a bad example…

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  22. Scars will be the new make-up.

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  23. i would put it in her pooper

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  24. I have lived in Glasgow for ten years now and while it has it’s dangers like any other city it’s violent crime rate is not much above average.

    What pushes it higher and what pushes the knife crime rate so high is gang related violence in certain areas. Don’t want to get stabbed? don’t join a gang. You are safer in Glasgow than in London or so many big American cities.

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  25. shoulda stayed in the kitchen

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  26. @TrikYodz: took the words out of my mind

    but she looks hot if she didn’t had those scars i would visit her xD

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  27. THIS IS THE REASONS KIDS SHOULDNT PLAY 18+ games

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  28. @MonkeyHitman: Well, look who’s a stupid motherfucker.

    We have a slightly higher rate of violent crime here, but come on, the face? That’s just being mean. I at least now, going out on a weekend, that while I may be stabbed in the kidneys, my face will be fine. I won’t be left with noticeable hideous scarring for the rest of my life. Also, the idea of pointless attacks doesn’t make any sense to me. Robbery, yes. Feuding, yes. People overstepping the mark, yes. But just waiting in an alley and attacking someone? Risky. And pointless.

    It seems to me there is something wrong with Britain. Excluding Wales. Wales is fine. Why is Wales not going to shit?

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  29. @LukeV1-5: your acting like i slashed her. >_<

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  30. @TrikYodz and Monkeyhitman: I hope u guys save some of your wit for the real world where u can incur real beatings for your efforts.

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  31. Go Democracy, you permit violent crime because you allow everyone the freedom to be an @sshole if they choose to be

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  32. buncha pansies, you don’t have to be chuck norris to defend yourself, you just have to be ruthless.
    it takes very little strength to remove a human eye ball from it’s socket, then there is always ears to rip off.
    Also if you jam you fingers deep into someone’s nose you can mess them up proper. Lips are dangerous because of teeth but still soft and easy targets. I swear these kids would have to murder me, and you can bet they would never forget what it cost them.
    I’m all for the state sponsored crippling of those with the misfortune of being convicted of this type of crime.
    especially if it was caught on video, they should be crippled in front of a live audience and then be giving a copy of the event which they must watch daily for the rest of their lives.

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  33. @LukeV1-5

    Have you been to Wales?!!!

    Anyway, as I said most knife attacks in glasgow are gang related, they ARE NOT random. And fuck no I wouldn’t rather be stabbed than slashed (or shot, that almost never happens here) as stabbing might make you,… die perhaps?

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  34. @Nelson: It still nasty, either way. Even if most are gang related, this kind of thing never stays contained. It always ends up spilling over to people w/ no connection to gangs. If I had to make a choice, I guess I’d take a slashing over a stabbing.

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