“We won’t be using safety glasses this year in shop class. I believe that anyone who gets a wood chip in their eye had it coming.”
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November 26, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Haha this is cute. Though I have to say, there are exceptions. At my old Catholic school, we had this psychologist lady visit our class, and she talked with us about everything. She even brought condoms. Of course we had to seize the opportunity so we had a huge orgy right then and there.
November 26, 2008 at 1:13 pm
LMAO!
TIJUANA?! FUCK YEAH. Me gusta mogollón, Ay! Ay! Ay!
November 26, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Conquer the prom with elephants! Hellz Yeah!
November 26, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Now how long will we have someone complaining and whining?
I lol’d.
November 26, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Geo Metros are ugly.
November 26, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Who is Heloise?
November 26, 2008 at 1:54 pm
@dieAntagonista: O.O They allowed someone to bring condoms ( Birth control is EVIL according to the Catholics ) to a CATHOLIC school? And give them to the students?
November 26, 2008 at 1:57 pm
lawl… this comic is going on my desk’s wall-o-humor.
November 26, 2008 at 2:19 pm
the best part about this comic is the geo metro.. I giggled.
November 26, 2008 at 2:24 pm
That’s it! I’m gonna start crashing into things on purpose. Extra points if I hit old people and cute kids.
November 26, 2008 at 3:40 pm
So much for that P-chem exam, run away to hogwarts!
November 26, 2008 at 4:18 pm
This must be logical. I know that, as soon as I had my first anti-drug class, I went out, bought an eightball and did my best to OD. Seriously, as long as people from Kansas stay in Kansas, I could care less what they do or don’t teach kids.
November 26, 2008 at 5:06 pm
@Tyger42:
Yea I know, that’s why I mentioned it. The orgy was still the better part though.
November 26, 2008 at 5:22 pm
lol, capturing the prom with elephants ftw.
November 26, 2008 at 6:05 pm
@dieAntagonista: i don’t believe you because this is the internet!
November 26, 2008 at 6:09 pm
So, I live in Kansas and have gone to Kansas schools for quite sometime. Figured it would be fun in my speech class to give a speech over macroevolution since the teachers can’t teach it all. Needless to say, I offended 90% of the class, including the teacher. Mission accomplished. Moral of the story: Only 10% of students in Kansas will accept logic as a reason for anything. Probably 20% everywhere else.
November 26, 2008 at 6:39 pm
I love reductio ad absurdum. Puts everything in perspective for the weak-minded.
November 26, 2008 at 7:15 pm
@greytone:
Heloise is a newspaper columnist and author who has (or had, I don’t really know anymore) a column titled “Hints from Heloise” that concerned itself with cooking and cleaning hints, tips and shortcuts for homemakers. It was often paired with the Dear Abby column and other such trivia.
November 26, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Too many books… Only need one.
November 26, 2008 at 7:32 pm
@mystic: I live in Kansas, too! I think it’s a rather nice place, but then again, I live in the only good (read: intelligent) city in the whole state.
I grew up in Kansas and I was taught evolution in biology class! And that was back when evolution wasn’t supposed to be taught; my biology teacher was awesome though.
And our final project in my high school physics class was all about launching water balloons at my teacher.
November 26, 2008 at 7:34 pm
FUKKEN SAVED!
November 26, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Anyone who gets a wood chip in their eye had it coming!
November 26, 2008 at 9:17 pm
The last one kinda pissed me off but the rest made me laugh my balls off. Also fuck the midwest, the only part that is ok is Columbia Missouri and North Dakota. Other than that the whole place needs to be leveled into a giant strip mall.
November 26, 2008 at 9:18 pm
@Tyger42: Actually, the Catholic Church is only against birth control methods that take effect after the egg is fertilized, like the pill. Birth control such as condoms or spermicide are allowed.
November 27, 2008 at 1:49 am
@dogolopee: WRONG. Read Humanae Vitae. Catholics are against ALL forms of birth control. They say any interference with the sex act is contrary to it’s purpose, which is to unify the spouses AND procreate. They say that each and every sexual act must be “open to the possibility of procreation.” That’s why they teach things like the “Billings Ovulation Method” to try and judge which days are “safe.” But even looking at it that way is supposedly sinful.
I know. I, sadly, used to be Catholic.
November 27, 2008 at 2:52 am
Catholics are in favor of over-population. Makes total sense to me, since their God loves to kill humans in big numbers every couple o’ millenia or so.
November 27, 2008 at 2:58 am
Slap Shot 3!!!!! Kickass!
“Hey Hanrahan! Hanrahan! Hanrahan – Suzanne sucks pussy! Hey Hanrahan she’s a dyke! I know, I know! She’s a lesbian, a lesbian, a lesbian!”
April 26, 2009 at 11:23 pm
yeah i kinda didnt like this cause unless you live in kansas you cant rag on it i mean i live here and i have no problem with it and ill challenge anyone to a debate if they have a problem with it
April 27, 2009 at 12:31 pm
@takasato: What?