Love Jesus

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Love Jesus, or he’ll fucking kill you.

Got it at this place, via Debunking Christianity

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    greytone
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    greytone

    Jesus has poor trigger discipline.

    Wait… That’s not Jesus. That’s Denis Leary.

    dieAntagonista
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    Bleh. Why pick on Jesus? He’s about the only one who was truly good. Instead this should be a picture of the pope. Or how about that crazy lady from the Jesus camp. Or Fred Phelps.. I could go on and on.

    Deleted_User
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    thats not jesus. thats coco from the movie domino.

    greytone
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    greytone

    @dieAntagonista: Where’s the joke in portraying evil people as evil.

    Besides, the pope has people to do this sort of dirty work for him. Haven’t you ever read a Dan Brown novel? They’re totally based on actual fact. Totally.

    greytone
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    greytone

    It’s also possible that on this particular Passover the angel of death had scheduled some vacation time and his buddy JC offered to fill in for him. He’s cool like that.

    dieAntagonista
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    @greytone: Yeah I guess you’re right.
    First time I should hear about Dan Brown, so I’m not sure what you’re being sarcastic about there. And the only thing that bothers me about the pope, is that his position even exists.

    the3g_ipwn
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    @dieAntagonista: Really? “The DaVinci Code”?. Nothing? You’re working on losing your internet privilage Mr.

    maxcw
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    He’ll do it. He turned me into a Newt!

    dieAntagonista
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    @the3g_ipwn: Oww. Yes right. I know about the Da Vinci Code, but never got to reading it. I was turned off by the hype over the movie. And that would be Miss, thank you.

    the3g_ipwn
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    @maxcw: Quiet! Or you’ll be Newt Gingrich next!

    @dieAntagonista: Oh, no! I’m not falling for that. There are no girls on the internet!

    dieAntagonista
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    @the3g_ipwn: That’s what they say. But isn’t there a statistic out there, which says that over 60% of the people online are women? Or something crazy like that.

    TheLotusEater725
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    @the3g_ipwn:

    Jesus wouldn’t use a gun. He would use a scythe or sword.

    sylvanish
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    I’ve …heard… that much of the Dan Brown nonsense was actually an attempted usage of the *hide in plain sight* tactic ~ *illusion of disbelief* technique, from a fellow I know who is a deep-in member of the Knights of Columbus, who for all their empty church fraternity posturing, are actually still the militant arm of the RC Church and they wage a private/secret war against certain pagan institutions who seek to bring down the Vatican and it’s gilded corruption, through the ongoing actions of highly trained individuals who only ever post about it on the internets when they is… Read more »

    sylvanish
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    @thelotuseater725: He’d use a SPEAR for the dramatic irony

    MonkeyHitman
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    @the3g_ipwn: @dieAntagonista:

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    @dieAntagonista: i love Angels & Deamons better am so hype the movie is comming out xD

    another good book you should read is the Last Gospel … recommended (similar to davinci & angels) different author

    dieAntagonista
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    @MonkeyHitman: Haha my god that picture.
    And woo. The last Gospel? I think I heard about it, I’ll check next time I go the library. Book recommendations is what I need.

    Queensly
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    “Knock knock”
    “who’s there”
    “Jesus! lol”

    FullofStars
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    “Jesus?”
    “No, Puggy!”

    ieattime20
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    @dieAntagonista: The statistic is that 60% of women masturbate. The other 40% fool researchers into thinking a bath takes that long.

    There’s a similar statistic for men, but it doesn’t involve baths.

    MonkeyHitman
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    @dieAntagonista:

    this is how it looks like.. easier for you

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    Lakiamia
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    @thelotuseater725: Jesus don’t need no gun. He uses ninja stars.

    Twee
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    Twee

    I’ve read most of the book “Angels and Demons”. It was bad.It was so bad in fact, that I’m not even curious if “The DaVinci Code” is worth reading. I remember there being a lot of hype about the movie when it came out, and assuming that it must have been pretty good. If it was, I can only assume that either Dan Brown underwent an amazing transformation to a good author, or the scriptwriters for the movie were gifted. [/rant]

    asdf
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    house keeping

    MonkeyHitman
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    @Twee: the book wasn’t bad it’s all about taste, or your knowledge to know a good book or a nice enjoying one. ofcourse this is not a dictionary type but very enjoyable

    Twee
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    Twee

    I just woke up, and about the first thing I thought this morning was that I made an ass of myself last night with my diatribe against “Angels and Demons”. I probably should have mentioned why I didn’t like it; or better,kept my mouth shut. I’m not going to do so now.
    @MonkeyHitman: I’m sorry for implying that you don’t know a good book with my previous post.I hope you will forgive me that, and think no more on it.

    MonkeyHitman
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    @Twee: dude your not being internet-ish why are you apologizing



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