Comments on: Black Cat Bath

By: nyokki

nyokki — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 05:00:49 +0000

My cat will jump in the shower w/ me. I have to keep the bathroom door open a little or she’ll sit outside of it meowing non-stop. She walks in between the plastic shower curtain and the outer cloth one. I have on of those huge shower heads and you have to be right under it to get wet. She’ll walk all around the tub and attack puddles. Every once in a while she miscalculates and ends up under the shower. All you can do then is get the hell outta her way.

By: SumoSnipe

SumoSnipe — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 02:31:07 +0000

Those eyes, they will haunt my dreams.

By: j_bryon

j_bryon — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:54:27 +0000

When I was younger my sister and I used to give our HAMSTERS baths. Talk about hilarious! They looked so damned depressed! Good times!

By: Ando

Ando — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 09:50:55 +0000

Cats don’t need to be bathed.
That toilet washing post made me lol hard.

By: Twee

Twee — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 05:34:07 +0000

@Recondomoe: That was the funniest thing I've read on the internet in the past several days. Thanks!

By: Lakiamia

Lakiamia — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:22:12 +0000

I don’t bathe my cat…she showers on her own. Seriously, she jumped into the shower once when I was in there stood there getting wet for about 10 seconds, then jumped out as if to say “OK, I’m clean now.” She’s also made a habit of jumping in after I turn the water off and standing in the puddles. My cat is f**king awesome!

By: MonkeyHitman

MonkeyHitman — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 03:59:41 +0000

Edit Replace: Kitten = Pussy

By: MonkeyHitman

MonkeyHitman — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 03:58:16 +0000

@Recondomoe: jesus christ what cruel sick fuck mind you have for washing your kitten….

hmm i like it ….*Borat* Very Nice

By: Recondomoe

Recondomoe — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 01:03:36 +0000

May I take that as a compliment?

By: sylvanish

sylvanish — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:05:40 +0000

@Recondomoe: I hate you because you make me cry with laughter

By: Recondomoe

Recondomoe — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:55:34 +0000

How to wash a toilet, er rather cat

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ‘power-wash’ and rinse’.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

By: Theo11

Theo11 — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:52:14 +0000

I tried to bathe my cat once. It was similar to putting my hands in a weedwhip. Or perhaps a blender full glass shards. Either way, I won’t be trying that again.

By: Tyger42

Tyger42 — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:49:26 +0000

I’ve only ever flea dipped cats. Other than that, unless they get into something nasty, they keep themselves clean. A lot better than dogs do. :p

By: ohmybob

ohmybob — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:41:35 +0000

I bathe two of my cats once a year, unless they get a bad case of fleas.

By: warren

warren — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:34:18 +0000

Bathing a cat is one sure way to have your clothing and skin reduced to ribbons.

By: sylvanish

sylvanish — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:31:03 +0000

“Can you even comprehend how long I spent balancing my fur embedded pheromones and building up my scent to the right level?!? Goddamn you stupid humans I would kill and eat you if you didn’t provide so much easy food and water…. ffffuck.”

By: Elepski

Elepski — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:26:58 +0000

The eyes say “I will fucking kill you all”

By: sylvanish

sylvanish — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:16:18 +0000

My kitties clean themselves with dirt and tongue. I’d love to do the same myself but I’m just not quite flexible enough

By: dieAntagonista

dieAntagonista — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:09:02 +0000

ZOMG I love it. It’s ze uber cute. I mean srsly. My cat gets tortured with water at least once a year. More isn’t really necessary, I mean those things lick themselves from head to toe 24/7. They’re probably cleaner than most people.

By: Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:05:07 +0000

I’ve only given two cats a bath ever and that was due to fleas.

By: thelotuseater725

thelotuseater725 — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:04:30 +0000

It can be hugs tiem now kitty.