Black Cat Bath

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Am I the only one who never gives my cat a bath? I can only remember once or twice giving any of my cats a bath, and that was due to fleas.
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    21 Responses to Black Cat Bath

    1. I’ve only given two cats a bath ever and that was due to fleas.

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    2. ZOMG I love it. It’s ze uber cute. I mean srsly. My cat gets tortured with water at least once a year. More isn’t really necessary, I mean those things lick themselves from head to toe 24/7. They’re probably cleaner than most people.

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    3. My kitties clean themselves with dirt and tongue. I’d love to do the same myself but I’m just not quite flexible enough

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    4. The eyes say “I will fucking kill you all”

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    5. “Can you even comprehend how long I spent balancing my fur embedded pheromones and building up my scent to the right level?!? Goddamn you stupid humans I would kill and eat you if you didn’t provide so much easy food and water…. ffffuck.”

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    6. Bathing a cat is one sure way to have your clothing and skin reduced to ribbons.

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    7. I bathe two of my cats once a year, unless they get a bad case of fleas.

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    8. I’ve only ever flea dipped cats. Other than that, unless they get into something nasty, they keep themselves clean. A lot better than dogs do. :p

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    9. I tried to bathe my cat once. It was similar to putting my hands in a weedwhip. Or perhaps a blender full glass shards. Either way, I won’t be trying that again.

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    10. How to wash a toilet, er rather cat

      This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

      1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

      2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

      3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

      4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

      5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ‘power-wash’ and rinse’.

      6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

      7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

      8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

      9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

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    11. @Recondomoe: I hate you because you make me cry with laughter

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    12. May I take that as a compliment?

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    13. @Recondomoe: jesus christ what cruel sick fuck mind you have for washing your kitten….

      hmm i like it ….*Borat* Very Nice

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    14. I don’t bathe my cat…she showers on her own. Seriously, she jumped into the shower once when I was in there stood there getting wet for about 10 seconds, then jumped out as if to say “OK, I’m clean now.” She’s also made a habit of jumping in after I turn the water off and standing in the puddles. My cat is f**king awesome!

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    15. @Recondomoe: That was the funniest thing I’ve read on the internet in the past several days. Thanks!

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    16. Cats don’t need to be bathed.
      That toilet washing post made me lol hard. 😀

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    17. When I was younger my sister and I used to give our HAMSTERS baths. Talk about hilarious! They looked so damned depressed! Good times!

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    18. Those eyes, they will haunt my dreams.

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    19. My cat will jump in the shower w/ me. I have to keep the bathroom door open a little or she’ll sit outside of it meowing non-stop. She walks in between the plastic shower curtain and the outer cloth one. I have on of those huge shower heads and you have to be right under it to get wet. She’ll walk all around the tub and attack puddles. Every once in a while she miscalculates and ends up under the shower. All you can do then is get the hell outta her way.

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