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NSFW tag please
Oooh, delicious cupcakes.
Hey, wait…
wtf? I’ve never seen the ass-shaped ones before..
I’ve always wanted to stick my finger in a Fleshlight. There’s not much else I can do with it ;_;
How do you clean them? o_O
well… its like fucking a flashlight
Lol @ the mouth-shaped one! wonder if its a female or male mouth >:3
@flintlocke: Haha. That’s what I thought.
@Paul_Is_Drunk: I think the other end unscrews.
@zephyr
I see what you did there… lol
Great. I’ve always wanted to have sex with my flashlights.
Now, finally, I can.
Why are they clear? Do you really want them for the flashlight capabilities?
Lazy? More like rather fond of being free from STD’s. :p And, besides, if you’ve ever seen some of the hookers around where I live… *shudder* The term is “two bagger”.
@zephyr: So, you screw one end, unscrew the other…null set?
@ohmybob: Those ass-shaped ones are seriously fucked up. I mean, what would you think when you were having your way with it? “Huh. So this is what anal with a baby feels like.” That is fucked.
If it came in blue, it would be like poking your own little Smurfette.
Yeah, I think like that.
@flintlocke: I don’t think it comes at all.
@nyokki: I see what you did threr.
Interesting they have two versions for necrophiliacs.
Y’know, I would never buy one, but what’s the big deal? Virtually every female I know has a silicone and electronic masturbation aid. How is this different?
@Paul_Is_Drunk: The squishy bit comes out so you can rinse it, etc.
@WistfulD: Some of us aren’t so lucky
@ohmybob: Seriously, they’re not that hard to find.
Those are some loose ass vagina replicas!
@zephyr: Well, the one I want is $65. I don’t have a job and then there’s the issue of ordering it and getting it past my parents..
@ohmybob: I looked up a nearby store, got a ride from a friend, and clipped a couple coupons. And, if there’s not a store nearby, most companies offer discreet payment options and shipping–and you can arrange for it to be sent to a friend who doesn’t have to get it past anybody. But not having a job could be a problem, yeah.
I don’t have a Flesh Light but I do have a similar silicone “device” and let me say that, um, THEY ROCK! I almost hate jacking off with my hand alone anymore!
Do they have some type of mount for these so that you can really replicate a female?
whoever took the original picture has every variety? Talk about a collector.