Fleshlight Motivational Poster

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when you’re too lazy to go outside and find a whore

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    26 Responses to Fleshlight Motivational Poster

    1. Oooh, delicious cupcakes.

      Hey, wait…

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    2. wtf? I’ve never seen the ass-shaped ones before..
      I’ve always wanted to stick my finger in a Fleshlight. There’s not much else I can do with it ;_;

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    3. well… its like fucking a flashlight

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    4. Lol @ the mouth-shaped one! wonder if its a female or male mouth >:3

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    5. @flintlocke: Haha. That’s what I thought.

      @Paul_Is_Drunk: I think the other end unscrews.

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    6. @zephyr

      I see what you did there… lol

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    7. Great. I’ve always wanted to have sex with my flashlights.

      Now, finally, I can.

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    8. Why are they clear? Do you really want them for the flashlight capabilities?

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    9. Lazy? More like rather fond of being free from STD’s. :p And, besides, if you’ve ever seen some of the hookers around where I live… *shudder* The term is “two bagger”.

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    10. @zephyr: So, you screw one end, unscrew the other…null set?

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    11. @ohmybob: Those ass-shaped ones are seriously fucked up. I mean, what would you think when you were having your way with it? “Huh. So this is what anal with a baby feels like.” That is fucked.

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    12. If it came in blue, it would be like poking your own little Smurfette.

      Yeah, I think like that.

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    13. @flintlocke: I don’t think it comes at all.

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    14. @nyokki: I see what you did threr.

      Interesting they have two versions for necrophiliacs.

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    15. Y’know, I would never buy one, but what’s the big deal? Virtually every female I know has a silicone and electronic masturbation aid. How is this different?

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    16. @Paul_Is_Drunk: The squishy bit comes out so you can rinse it, etc.

      @WistfulD: Some of us aren’t so lucky 🙁

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    17. @ohmybob: Seriously, they’re not that hard to find.

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    18. Those are some loose ass vagina replicas!

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    19. @zephyr: Well, the one I want is $65. I don’t have a job and then there’s the issue of ordering it and getting it past my parents..

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    20. @ohmybob: I looked up a nearby store, got a ride from a friend, and clipped a couple coupons. And, if there’s not a store nearby, most companies offer discreet payment options and shipping–and you can arrange for it to be sent to a friend who doesn’t have to get it past anybody. But not having a job could be a problem, yeah.

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    21. I don’t have a Flesh Light but I do have a similar silicone “device” and let me say that, um, THEY ROCK! I almost hate jacking off with my hand alone anymore!

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    22. Do they have some type of mount for these so that you can really replicate a female?

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    23. whoever took the original picture has every variety? Talk about a collector.

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