Dream toy for men!

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A gift that i want for Christmas!



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    dub_1211

    what the hell is stop winging?

    Sticky

    I don’t want my woman to stop winging. Keep them buffalo wings comin’!

    Seth_Dracovitch

    yeah… winging, should be “whining.” That pretty much ruined it.

    vincent.ex2

    why is there a ‘-‘ on breasts, huh? that doesn’t even make sense…

    DaCheetah

    Winging should be whinging. (Probably not used much in US slang, but still used a lot elsewhere)

    natedog

    vincent.ex2: hear, hear!

    also, instead of a generic ‘sex’ button, there should be a separate buttons for “blow job”, “pooper”, and “ring me your hot friend/sister”. there should also be a row of customizable presets…

    nyoki

    This is way better than the spousal abuse hot line pencil I got hubby last year.

    The-Penetrator

    Where is the button for “Love” ? 🙁

    elzarcothepale

    The-Penetrator:
    says “The Penetrator”. . .

    Insanely Rational

    What the hell does the “Off” button do? Kill her?

    flood123

    🙂

    Dreth

    natedog:

    Natedog, that’s what the “Say Yes” button is for. You ask her “Want anal?” then press said button, and presto.

    It saves precius remote controller space. And the hassle of reading. You don’t want to surf through a whole gallery of buttons just to find what you want during bang-bang hour, do ya?

    conan776

    The-Penetrator: It’s called the clitoris

    natedog

    Dreth: i can’t argue with that.

    deleted_user

    Insanely Rational: This is a prototype remote for the RC_293 female robot, female replacement.

    They won’t be out till 2039 however, but their A.I. is worth the wait!

    VikingCommando

    vincent.ex2:

    + size
    – clothes

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