Dream toy for men!

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A gift that i want for Christmas!

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16 Responses to Dream toy for men!

  1. what the hell is stop winging?

  2. I don’t want my woman to stop winging. Keep them buffalo wings comin’!

  3. yeah… winging, should be “whining.” That pretty much ruined it.

  4. why is there a ‘-‘ on breasts, huh? that doesn’t even make sense…

  5. Winging should be whinging. (Probably not used much in US slang, but still used a lot elsewhere)

  6. @vincent.ex2: hear, hear!

    also, instead of a generic ‘sex’ button, there should be a separate buttons for “blow job”, “pooper”, and “ring me your hot friend/sister”. there should also be a row of customizable presets…

  7. This is way better than the spousal abuse hot line pencil I got hubby last year.

  8. Where is the button for “Love” ? 🙁

  9. What the hell does the “Off” button do? Kill her?

  10. @natedog:

    Natedog, that’s what the “Say Yes” button is for. You ask her “Want anal?” then press said button, and presto.

    It saves precius remote controller space. And the hassle of reading. You don’t want to surf through a whole gallery of buttons just to find what you want during bang-bang hour, do ya?

  11. @Dreth: i can’t argue with that.

  12. @Insanely Rational: This is a prototype remote for the RC_293 female robot, female replacement.

    They won’t be out till 2039 however, but their A.I. is worth the wait!

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