Comments on: Your Mouse After Surfing Porn

By: tiki god

tiki god — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:55:50 +0000

@the3g_ipwn: I got to be a lefty/righty when I realized that I had two hands and why be greedy with just one. also it felt weird/different with a different hand, and that's what a good orgasm is all about.

By: dogolopee

dogolopee — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:51:48 +0000

i thought it was only supposed to burn when i pee

By: the3g_ipwn

the3g_ipwn — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 01:11:49 +0000

@tiki god:

I am a natural righty, however a few years back, I suffered an injury to my right hand at work. I lost my ring finger on my right hand and had to learn to fly solo left handed. I am nowhere near as coordinated lefty as I am righty so now I get to choose between a cripple and a retard.

By: elzarcothepale

elzarcothepale — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 01:10:59 +0000

@ohmybob: you'd be surprised how many times I come in hand-y.

By: ohmybob

ohmybob — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:47:05 +0000

@tiki god: I would imagine that most girls are. It comes in handy.

By: tiki god

tiki god — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:34:03 +0000

@the3g_ipwn: @ohmybob: I'm always surprised that everyone isn't ambidextrous when it comes to masturbation.

By: the3g_ipwn

the3g_ipwn — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 23:53:55 +0000

@ohmybob: Yes, yes you do. I only hope that from time to time it’s EPIC WIN!

By: ohmybob

ohmybob — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 23:35:06 +0000

I’m left handed but use the mouse right-handed. So I win.

By: vincent.ex2

vincent.ex2 — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 23:33:58 +0000

@Flickerdart: or it's adobe... we'll never know...

By: Flickerdart

Flickerdart — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 23:24:05 +0000

Uh..there’s steam coming out of it and steam bubbles forming around the mouse. That’s clearly a boiling coil shaped like a mouse.