Fleshlight Vs Allah

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11 Responses to Fleshlight Vs Allah

  1. Haha, poor Ahmed. He’s supposed to tell a ‘potential customer’ that if he buys their product he will go to hell and be tortured there for eternities. And buttsecksed.

  2. forget fleshlights. i want a Real Doll. If you don’t know what i’m referring to, and you’re on your work computer, google real doll and click “im feeling lucky.”

  3. ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION! lol

  4. @thatonejimguy
    they have ‘under age’ dolls; lmao

  5. I love how the buyer is the one using proper capitalization/punctuation, while the customer service rep can’t be bothered.

  6. Yeah and they have special anime looking dolls that have giant eyeballs and distorted body proportions.

    And giant boobs.

  7. I think the Fleshlight is significantly easier to wash and much less intrusive when you bring some real action home… I can only imagine what would go through a girls head when she walked in to see “Sailor Moon” dripping over a Taurun pelt.

  8. @Dublin0: “I’m running the second this creep turns his head.”

  9. i have a seperate bedroom for my real doll. i just keep it tucked in under the covers of it’s bed and my victims, er, guests think it’s a real kid.

    i get so many compliments on how well behaved my child is, and it helps bitches keep the noise levels down when i use them for thier one purpose in life

  10. @natedog: Hey why not order a second doll LOL by the way natedog have you considered a vasectomy?

  11. “Is this product haram?” “I want to buy it for the whole family…” ROFLMAO




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