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November 18, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Haha, poor Ahmed. He’s supposed to tell a ‘potential customer’ that if he buys their product he will go to hell and be tortured there for eternities. And buttsecksed.
November 18, 2008 at 5:15 pm
forget fleshlights. i want a Real Doll. If you don’t know what i’m referring to, and you’re on your work computer, google real doll and click “im feeling lucky.”
November 18, 2008 at 5:22 pm
ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION! lol
November 18, 2008 at 5:43 pm
@thatonejimguy
they have ‘under age’ dolls; lmao
November 18, 2008 at 5:53 pm
I love how the buyer is the one using proper capitalization/punctuation, while the customer service rep can’t be bothered.
November 18, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Yeah and they have special anime looking dolls that have giant eyeballs and distorted body proportions.
And giant boobs.
November 18, 2008 at 6:32 pm
I think the Fleshlight is significantly easier to wash and much less intrusive when you bring some real action home… I can only imagine what would go through a girls head when she walked in to see “Sailor Moon” dripping over a Taurun pelt.
November 18, 2008 at 7:01 pm
@Dublin0: “I’m running the second this creep turns his head.”
November 19, 2008 at 1:59 am
i have a seperate bedroom for my real doll. i just keep it tucked in under the covers of it’s bed and my victims, er, guests think it’s a real kid.
i get so many compliments on how well behaved my child is, and it helps bitches keep the noise levels down when i use them for thier one purpose in life
November 19, 2008 at 8:26 am
@natedog: Hey why not order a second doll LOL by the way natedog have you considered a vasectomy?
November 19, 2008 at 8:33 am
“Is this product haram?” “I want to buy it for the whole family…” ROFLMAO