Comments on: Moldy Bible

By: tiki god

tiki god — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 01:55:13 +0000

I’m putting an end to this silliness before it hits 2,000 comments.

I hereby close the comments on this thread:

SHAZAM!

By: LukeV1-5

LukeV1-5 — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:04:59 +0000

-sob-

By: LukeV1-5

LukeV1-5 — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 22:02:48 +0000

If that’s not worth fighting for, then what the hell are we doing here.

By: LukeV1-5

LukeV1-5 — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 22:00:23 +0000

@ColombianMonkey: You wouldn't just be fighting for "a bible". You'd be fighting for The Moldy Bible Thread. A renowned symbol of epick postery. The last known milking of the RDD lulcow. The place where Dieantagonista stood up, proud among cowards, and said "AYE! I do scrape the hair from my crotchular area, leaving it smooth as glass, conesquences be damned! I live my own will, under no man's thrall! And what of it!". A thread that will, one day, tower over 9000 posts tall. A place where we can all come to be free.

By: nyokki

nyokki — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 02:47:20 +0000

@SumoSnipe: So say us all? Aye!

By: SumoSnipe

SumoSnipe — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 02:35:37 +0000

@Dr.Devine: Sorry but this one wins hands up. Hurl this book in someones face, the splatter and yuck factor may lasso in some collateral damage. Chuck the other one? One guy on the ground with gilt edging in his teeth and King James mirror imprinted on his forehead. Barely worth a point and laugh.

By: nyokki

nyokki — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:22:34 +0000

@Dr.Devine: I think that’s what Luke was getting at.
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Oh and count me in.

By: ColombianMonkey

ColombianMonkey — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:04:50 +0000

@Dr.Devine: i rather fight for toilet paper to wipe my ass than fight for a bible. back then when i fought about religion i had enough to spare.

By: Dr.Devine

Dr.Devine — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:01:55 +0000

Alright, really? No one else suggested this?….
BIBLE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: SumoSnipe

SumoSnipe — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 22:52:48 +0000

@LukeV1-5: Ya. They don't even have a peep from riverdaledragon. We got the real thing here.

By: ColombianMonkey

ColombianMonkey — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:14:29 +0000

@LukeV1-5: the bible thread of them is dead, not this one.

By: LukeV1-5

LukeV1-5 — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:08:51 +0000

We should go to their bible thread, and break some windows, and tip over some tables, and imply violence through use of a menacing tone in our voices.

This is our bible turf.

By: SumoSnipe

SumoSnipe — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 07:02:30 +0000

@Dr.Devine: Never said it was an EVIL lair. Just a better equipped one than any fronted by Dr. Evil on Cribs or Lifestyles of the Rich and Meglomaniacal. With a hell of a welcome mat for unwanted or unexpected guests. Next time I will call ahead.

By: SumoSnipe

SumoSnipe — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 04:10:52 +0000

And who in the hells started a competing bible thread? Nuh UH! not till this is done! only gonna do one comment there(did and done) and the rest is gonna have to track me down here.

By: SumoSnipe

SumoSnipe — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 04:05:27 +0000

@nyokki: sorry, but I had no clue what the part after "Oh noes!" meant so I just took it to mean "Uh huh" or "and then?" and rolled on with the tale.

By: Billy Manic

Billy Manic — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 03:00:00 +0000

Holy crap I thought everybody forgot about this.
I propose that we rename the M[C]S forums “Moldy Bible”.

By: ColombianMonkey

ColombianMonkey — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 17:13:54 +0000

@LukeV1-5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAYQewGKe6s

THERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY !?!?!?!? xD

By: Phyreblade

Phyreblade — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 03:14:02 +0000

@Dr.Devine: Hey don't be hatin' Dude, it's not my fault you don't got an underground lair... @LukeV1-5: Actually Since Dr. Devine has admitted to not having an evil underground lair, it's a safe bet Dr. Devine is not Dr. Evil... I'm just saying...

By: ColombianMonkey

ColombianMonkey — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:58:24 +0000

yes but youtube don’t have the song i want to show.

By: LukeV1-5

LukeV1-5 — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:38:44 +0000

@ColombianMonkey: YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY KNOW THAT

By: ColombianMonkey

ColombianMonkey — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 09:34:53 +0000

@Dr.Devine: stop trying to be Dr.Evil you're not him!

By: Dr.Devine

Dr.Devine — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 02:33:57 +0000

@Phyreblade: One of the benefits of Gretchen’s sex change is that she has agreed to some testing, in order to help her pay for the surgeries. One of those involved bionics….. And she was bitten by a radioactive bonnobo monkey…. I think she could beat the lava traps.
And, dude, evil lair? Seriously? I’m the motherfucker named Dr.Devine. I should have the lair.
As for the torturing the wrong ho… yeah… she’s fond of the whole pliers-on-the-nipples kind of stuff.

@SumoSnipe:…. Best one liner to open the moldy bible too in a looong time.

By: Phyreblade

Phyreblade — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 19:39:00 +0000

@Dr.Devine: Well dang, she didn’t even try to identify the ho she was breakin first…? She must love her work…

And gps coords? Nah… Won’t help. Can’t google map it, since it’s not visible from the sky…

@SumoSnipe: LOL yeah, Sorry ’bout that, that’s what I was just telling Dr. Devine… Glad to see you survived tho… Not many do, and i’d have hated for you to be one of the ones that didn’t…

By: nyokki

nyokki — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 05:35:56 +0000

@SumoSnipe: Imagine me reading

@nyokki: Yup. Damn near toasted my cockles. good thing my wide load butt got stuck in the opening. Lost my favorite fluffy red bunny fur geta though getting back out.

and having no clue to what I said to provoke such a sentence.

By: SumoSnipe

SumoSnipe — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 03:56:21 +0000

@nyokki: Yup. Damn near toasted my cockles. good thing my wide load butt got stuck in the opening. Lost my favorite fluffy red bunny fur geta though getting back out.