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    1. I got bored and found this – this hilarious long-run of comments on a pretty random picture. I was sorta disappointed to see that Riverdaledragon gave up… he was so amusing. I also love how he never addressed any comments that made very good points or had him cornered. -Namely elzarcothepale’s long response on the 2nd page, it was awesome – kudos! Sorry, I had to add my two cents 🙂

      btw – LOLZ this thread has turned into a place to have a chat and catch up

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    2. I thought Tiki had put an end to this ……. Could not sleep, went back and read from first comment and wowsers….

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    3. About 3 hours. Ah memories…. dammit now i really wanna find riverdaldragon and play with him… we havent had a decent pinata since him.

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    4. Still voting for a PDF Transcript.

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    5. Hiya monkey! So…. ever get to that session with DieA?

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    6. You should definitely be more active in the forums or front page. But I must admit interactions with new users are childish.

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    7. I hereby pronounce myself King of This Thread.

      Any objections?

      KINGS DON’T CARE ABOUT OBJECTIONS

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    8. Moldy bible, we can only hope you make it past the impending apocalypse.

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    9. Let’s revive this one, and show that fucking usurper that the original moldy bible is not so easy to urusp.

      YOU BASTARD.

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    10. Fucking christ there are a lot of comments, it’s so beautiful

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    11. Jesus looked up from the cross and said, “Forgive them Father for they know not what they do.” And God said, “Hey, bagel muncher, I sent your Jew ass to earth to BE crucified and to die for mankind’s sins. REMEMBER?” And Jesus said, “Oh, yeah. Never mind.”

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    12. There are a lot of comments.

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    13. So, does Moldy bible 2012 still have a chance?

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    14. I AM THE KING YOU WILL BOW TO ME AND ME FOREVER

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    15. shut the fuck hochunk, racist prick

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    16. ok. First of all, background checks are mandatory for every new purchased firearm in the United States. Period. Quit bullshitting.
      An individual may sell his private property to another individual without the government interfering. That is how it works in the United States.
      That being said, I have seen multiple articles in the Main Stream Media that indicate that people who have purchased a number of firearms outside of their normal purchasing pattern have been investigated and arrested for various violations of Federal law. Additionally, purchasing a firearm for sale to another person is indeed called a straw purchase and is indeed illegal. So what you are saying is that the man who is risking ten years in jail for a straw purchase will be deterred by having to fill out an additional form besides the 4473 that all new purchases require? This is the point. You cannot come up with a simple and usable method for preventing illegal access to weapons. You keep acting as if your suggestions and the crap the Democrats are trying to pass are somehow stunningly brilliant but damn.
      An insane or desperate person would just break the window out of a cop car at the donut shop or get a fake id. Or arrange a straw purchase. And the bushwa about alerting the police that they’re trying to obtain them relies on the police taking action. 70,000 firearm sales were declined in 2011 for ineligibility and only 43 were actually arrested much less prosecuted for the 10 year penalty for attempting to obtain a firearm illegally. So somehow the magic database will be something that the Feds and local police will pay attention to?

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      • Dude, what the fuck are you doing here?

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        • IM HERE TO DESTROY YOU, I WILL GET YOU THE MATRIX HAS YOU IM A THUG

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          • You are the biggest sack of shit in the world and you will never accomplish anything of any note. Just jump under a train, already. And take Whoopi Goldberg with you.

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            • HA-HA I AM WHOOPI GOLDBERG IM FAMOUS FUCK YOU, I WILL DESTROY YOU I RULE YOU, YOU WILL BOW TO ME.

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            • ok. First of all, background checks are mandatory for every new purchased firearm in the United States. Period. Quit bullshitting.
              An individual may sell his private property to another individual without the government interfering. That is how it works in the United States.
              That being said, I have seen multiple articles in the Main Stream Media that indicate that people who have purchased a number of firearms outside of their normal purchasing pattern have been investigated and arrested for various violations of Federal law. Additionally, purchasing a firearm for sale to another person is indeed called a straw purchase and is indeed illegal. So what you are saying is that the man who is risking ten years in jail for a straw purchase will be deterred by having to fill out an additional form besides the 4473 that all new purchases require? This is the point. You cannot come up with a simple and usable method for preventing illegal access to weapons. You keep acting as if your suggestions and the crap the Democrats are trying to pass are somehow stunningly brilliant but damn.
              An insane or desperate person would just break the window out of a cop car at the donut shop or get a fake id. Or arrange a straw purchase. And the bushwa about alerting the police that they’re trying to obtain them relies on the police taking action. 70,000 firearm sales were declined in 2011 for ineligibility and only 43 were actually arrested much less prosecuted for the 10 year penalty for attempting to obtain a firearm illegally. So somehow the magic database will be something that the Feds and local police will pay attention to?

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            • Once again the athiests get it all wrong. It isn’t the questioning God that gets the punishment. It isn’t even the doing wrong. It is refusing to accept that God is real and that he died for your sins that gets you sent to hell.

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              (UID# ) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 7 2
              September 20, 2012 at 9:56 am
              What I love about this impassioned plea is that you don’t refute the key problem that the poster is pointing out (i.e. loving Deity who has set up a way for you to be tortured forever), just the WAY that you will be tortured forever.

              So the poster should actually read “I love you, but if you don’t accept that I exist despite any demonstrable proof, if you formulate any ideas that weren’t coneived of two millenia ago, I will torture you forever in waysyou can’t imagine.”

              If it read that, aces. Did I get it wrong?

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              hochunk (UID# 5604) 3 1
              September 20, 2012 at 2:21 pm
              If God gave us the capacity for Original Sin, Then any disbelief in Him is kinda His fault, isn’t it?

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              (UID# ) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 2 5
              September 20, 2012 at 8:52 am
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              pretty lame statement lol

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              npbnjvsxynpsff (UID# 44655) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 4 0
              September 20, 2012 at 11:11 am ? Baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me no more. ?

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              dallasalice (UID# 16723) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 4 0
              September 20, 2012 at 11:27 am Sort of out of the blue I suppose, but I wonder what the atheists here think of the whole free speech argument over the Islam-insulting film that allegedly, but actually did not, set off the embassy attacks overseas. The head of the UN said that he believed in free speech except in causing hurt and insult to others, and the LA Times, and several high-profile folks in entertainment and politics have said the film-maker needs to be punished for insulting Islam – well, inflaming things anyway, making the “crying fire in a theater” argument. There are even calls for international laws against insulting religious figures, including Mohammad, Buddha and Jesus. So in light of that, where do you guys stand? I mean you’re never gonna see Christians attacking embassies or calling for the arrest of atheists when they “attack” Jesus or Christianity. Sure they moan and groan and get a prayer circle going for you which I know is annoying, but past that you can be pretty sure you are safe. But what if they start passing laws that say you can’t post things that attack religion? Any religion including the horror that is Christianity. What WILL you guys do for fun on the internet then? Or seriously, what will you do about it at all? And before you say, bullshit, it will never happen, I strongly suggest you rethink that. Once they started calling things “hate crimes” they opened a big damn door because any thought can be described by someone else as hateful and therefore any statement can as well. I’ll end by saying I assume you guys are a tad concerned about this trend. I know I am because no matter how offensive the speech one should have the right for the government not to restrict it.

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              korinthian (UID# 3174) 0 1
              September 20, 2012 at 11:44 am
              I’ll take a shot at answering some of that:

              Streisand Effect.

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              dallasalice (UID# 16723) 2 0
              September 20, 2012 at 12:07 pm Oh yes, the more you try to ban speech the more if flowers, but that so far that has really only applied to the calls for free speech restrictions. No one, in the USA anyway, has passed laws restricting free speech against religion. Or kowtowed to foreign laws doing so. My question, though was I assume you are at least a little concerned that our current government, and indeed many of those who usually champion free speech, seem to be placing Islam in a special category. And since the only way that really sells is to ban all trash talk against religion – or at least religious figures – it seems to me that this would be of some concern to atheists as a group. Understand, korinthian, that even though you and I disagree on, well, pretty much everything, I respect your free speech rights and I want no one’s restricted.

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              dallasalice (UID# 16723) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 4 0
              September 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm My concern is we are moving towards actual laws against insulting religion. And if that happens you might as well say goodbye to free speech totally.

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              crewmanguy (UID# 47015) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 4 0
              September 20, 2012 at 1:04 pm Free speech should be defended, even if we don’t agree with what is being said.

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              insanonaut (UID# 179180) 0 1
              September 20, 2012 at 2:41 pm The Crusades.

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              npbnjvsxynpsff (UID# 44655) 0 1
              September 20, 2012 at 3:27 pm “…I wonder what the atheists here think of the whole free speech…”
              Well, I’m no atheist but…
              If that speech is just trolling for the sake of trolling, pissing others of, etc., then it’s not speech, so…

              “I mean you’re never gonna see Christians attacking embassies or calling for the arrest of atheists when they “attack” Jesus or Christianity.”
              They had their “5 minutes” of “fun and games” in them Middle Ages. Islam is +/- 600 years “behind” them, hence “the fun and games” now.

              “…you are safe…”
              Nope. People who “believe” instead of thinking, aren’t close to safe, vide all the fuck up cults, people. Does David Koresh ring any bells ? Didn’t Timothy McVeigh believe in Adonai, and took the last sacrament ? How about the “new kid” on the religion block Scientology ?
              The Bible didn’t change since the Middle Ages, so the possibility of another Dark Age is still there.

              As for the ban of religion criticism, and religions in general, I do hope that someday people will have it enough, and religions will lose their “divinity”, thus becoming just another philosophy.

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              korinthian (UID# 3174) 0 1
              September 20, 2012 at 3:53 pm
              “If that speech is just trolling for the sake of trolling, pissing others of, etc., then it’s not speech, so…”

              You’re wrong: That’s when free speech is the most important.

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              (UID# ) 1 1
              September 20, 2012 at 3:29 pm
              Fuck myths.

              Free speech. *Always* and *forever*.

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              stolid (UID# 1669) 0 0
              September 20, 2012 at 5:25 pm
              I’d just go to /b/ where you can say and do almost anything.

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              (UID# ) 4 2
              September 20, 2012 at 12:02 pm
              From an atheist: free speech good, crazy people bad. Those zealots would be zealots about anything, they just have religion and have been coerced to be this way. They could of been coerced into this because the stay puff marshmallow man was melted by egon for their sins.

              You don’t get to be tip toed around because you are crazy, we get you help and pop-sickles that you are not allowed to run around while eating.

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              outlanderssc (UID# 17653) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 4 0
              September 20, 2012 at 1:53 pm It could be noted that there are numerous religions that don’t believe in eternal suffering for sinfulness.

              In fact, it doesn’t even exist in the Bible. According to Revelations after you die you wait for judgement and the “book of life” will be opened to you and God’s plan revealed – if you then reject God you are cast into the lake of fire and destroyed, no eternal suffering.

              So eternal suffering is not really a solid argument for Atheism.

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              bstaples (UID# 6783) 1 1
              September 20, 2012 at 4:08 pm
              No, let’s not note that. It’s easier to make sharable pictures on the internet if we use concepts not found in the bible or if we grossly deform/over-simplify content.

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              korinthian (UID# 3174) 2 0
              September 20, 2012 at 4:12 pm
              It’s easier to live with our religion if we use concepts not found in the bible or if we grossly deform/over-simplify content.

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              (UID# ) 0 0
              September 20, 2012 at 8:29 pm
              BIG DICKS UP THE BUTT. I AM BACK TO RULE YOU ALL SHUT UP IM FAMOUS IM WOOPIE GOLDBURG I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL YOU WILL FEAR ME AND BOW TO ME. NOW STICK YOUR FINGERS UP YOUR BUTTHOLE AND THEN SUCK THEM ALL DAY LONG, YES YES THIS MAKES HAPPY INDIAN TOILET HAPPY. THEN GO TO PUBLIC REST ROOMS AT THE MOVIES AND GO INTO RANDOM BATHROOMS TO EAT PEOPLES POOP FROM TOILETS WHO DIDN’T FLUSH. AND THEN BEG FOR PEOPLES POOP OUTSIDE. DO IT I DEMAND YOU TO. I AM THE KING OF YOU ALL KING WOOPIE GOLDBURG, FOOD WILL BE REPLACED WITH POOP, WE WILL ALL EAT POOP FROM NOW ON.

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              (UID# ) 0 0
              September 20, 2012 at 8:32 pm
              I wonder what the atheists here think of the whole free speech…”
              Well, I’m no atheist but…
              If that speeSort of out of the blue I suppose, but I wonder what the atheists here think of the whole free speech argument over the Islam-insulting film that allegedly, but actually did not, set off the embassy attacks overseas. The head of the UN said that he believed in free speech except in causing hurt and insult to others, and the LA Times, and several high-profile folks in entertainment and politics have said the film-maker needs to be punished for insulting Islam – well, inflaming things anyway, making the “crying fire in a theater” argument. There are even calls for international laws against insulting religious figures, including Mohammad, Buddha and Jesus. So in light of that, where do you guys stand? I mean you’re never gonna see Christians attacking embassies or calling for the arrest of atheists when they “attack” Jesus or Christianity. Sure they moan and groan and get a prayer circle going for you which I know is annoying, but past that you can be pretty sure you are safe. But what if they start passing laws that say you can’t post things that attack religion? Any religion including the horror that is Christianity. What WILL you guys do for fun on the internet then? Or seriously, what will you do about it at all? And before you say, bullshit, it will never happen, I strongly suggest you rethink that. Once they started calling things “hate crimes” they opened a big damn door because any thought can be described by someone else as hateful and therefore any statement can as well. I’ll end by saying I assume you guys are a tad concerned about this trend. I know I am because no matter how offensive the speech one should have the right for the government not to restrict it.

              ch is just trolling for the sake of trolling, pissing others of, etc., then it’s not speech, so…

              “I mean you’re never gonna see Christians attacking embassies or calling for the arrest of atheists when they “attack” Jesus or Christianity.”
              They had their “5 minutes” of “fun and games” in them Middle Ages. Islam is +/- 600 years “behind” them, hence “the fun and games” now.

              “…you are safe…”
              Nope. People who “believe” instead of thinking, aren’t close to safe, vide all the fuck up cults, people. Does David Koresh ring any bells ? Didn’t Timothy McVeigh believe in Adonai, and took the last sacrament ? How about the “new kid” on the religion block Scientology ?
              The Bible didn’t change since the Middle Ages, so the possibility of another Dark Age is still there.

              As for the ban of religion criticism, and religions in general, I do hope that someday people will have it enough, and religions will lose their “divinity”, thus becoming just another philosophy I YOU EAT THE POOP ALL DAY LONG

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              (UID# ) 0 0
              September 20, 2012 at 8:34 pm
              Once again the athiests get it all wrong. It isn’t the questioning God that gets the punishment. It isn’t even the doing wrong. It is refusing to accept that God is real and that he died for your sins that gets you sent to hell.

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              (UID# ) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 7 2
              September 20, 2012 at 9:56 am
              What I love about this impassioned plea is that you don’t refute the key problem that the poster is pointing out (i.e. loving Deity who has set up a way for you to be tortured forever), just the WAY that you will be tortured forever.

              So the poster should actually read “I love you, but if you don’t accept that I exist despite any demonstrable proof, if you formulate any ideas that weren’t coneived of two millenia ago, I will torture you forever in waysyou can’t imagine.”

              If it read that, aces. Did I get it wrong?

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              hochunk (UID# 5604) 3 1
              September 20, 2012 at 2:21 pm
              If God gave us the capacity for Original Sin, Then any disbelief in Him is kinda His fault, isn’t it?

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              (UID# ) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 2 5
              September 20, 2012 at 8:52 am
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              pretty lame statement lol

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            • …and it’s still alive.

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    17. Hey…..hey!…..balls.

      That is all.

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    18. OH NOES THE COMMENTS ARE LEAVING! This story needs to be retold. Rebooted?

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    19. Indeed he did, because there is no greater judgement than to be given over to unbelief, cry out for mercy before you die in your sins and all the internet jokes will look so pathetic as you stand amazed and terrified before the Almighty God.

      2 Thessalonians 2:10-12
      And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.

      And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

      That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

      Psalm 18:25 With the merciful you show yourself merciful; with the blameless man you show yourself blameless; with the purified you show yourself pure; and with the crooked you make yourself seem tortuous.

      Galatians 6:7 Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap.

      Jude 1:14-16
      Behold, the Lord comes with ten thousands of his saints,

      To execute judgment upon all, and to convict all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him.

      These are murmurers, complainer, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaks great swelling words, holding men in admiration for the sake of advantage.

      Deut 7:9-10 Know therefore that the LORD your God is God, the faithful God who keeps covenant and steadfast love with those who love him and keep his commandments, to a thousand generations, and repays to their face those who hate him, by destroying them. He will not be slack with one who hates him. He will repay him to his face.

      I used to be a blasphemer and a God mocker that believed Christians were fools, but I found mercy before it was too late. Check out my testimony here…

      farlowd.stumbleupon.com/

      When you rage or laugh at these truths you are just fulfilling God’s own promise…

      Prov 29:9 If a wise man contends with a foolish man, Whether the fool rages or laughs, there is no peace.

      By the way the wisdom spoken of here is not intelligence rather see Matthew 7 24-29 to understand the difference between wisdom and foolishness

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    20. Already did 2018 oh yeah!

      Oh and I fixed my computer.

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