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  1. DESTROY WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!… IT MIGHT INFECT THE POPULATION!!!!… Oh shit… to late…

    • Ha ha ha ha ha
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      I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
      I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

      If you want my future, forget my past
      If you wanna get with me, better make it fast
      Now don’t go wasting my precious time
      Get your act together we could be just fine

      I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
      So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
      I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
      I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
      If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
      (Gotta get with my friends)
      Make it last forever, friendship never ends
      If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
      Taking is too easy, but that’s the way it is

      Oh, what do you think about that
      Now you know how I feel
      Say, you can handle my love, are you for real
      (Are you for real)
      I won’t be hasty, I’ll give you a try
      If you really bug me then I’ll say goodbye

      Yo I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
      So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
      I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
      I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

      If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
      (Gotta get with my friends)
      Make it last forever, friendship never ends
      If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
      (You’ve got to give)
      Taking is too easy, but that’s the way it is

      So, here’s a story from A to Z
      You wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully
      We got Em in the place who likes it in your face
      You got G like MC who likes it on a…
      Easy V doesn’t come for free, she’s a real lady
      And as for me, ha you’ll see

      Slam your body down and wind it all around
      Slam your body down and wind it all around

      If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
      (Gotta get with my friends)
      Make it last forever, friendship never ends
      If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
      (You’ve got to give)
      Taking is too easy, but that’s the way it is

      If you wanna be my lover
      You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta
      Slam, slam, slam, slam (make it last forever)

      Slam your body down and wind it all around
      Slam your body down and wind it all around
      Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
      Slam your body down and wind it all around
      Slam your body down and zigazig ah
      If you wanna be my lover

  2. That’s a Fungalmentalist bible, if ever I saw one.

  3. Why has there been so many anti-christian post on this site. and from the webmaster non the lest.

  4. @riverdaledragon:
    Idiots are on both sides of the fence.

    Click on Blogroll and it will explain the whole webmaster question.

  5. @riverdaledragon:
    you’re kidding right? because religions are bullshit and anyone that follows them is stupid.

    also, it’s easy to pick on religions due to the inherent stupidity.

  6. @tiki god:

    Come up with a reasonable explanation that doesn’t make you sound like some closed minded 14 year old who is pissed off that his dad doesn’t want him to listen to marilyn manson.

  7. well if you think believing in a religion is dumb. say that to the billions of ppl who have died for it and are fighting for it. How is that bullshit. Atheist are closed minded and have no heart to follow or believe in something greater then themselves. IF you want to be a monkey’s uncle go ahead.

  8. It’s because the more fighting there is in a thread, the more people view it and keep looking at it, the more hits it gets, the more money Tiki makes. Follow this
    Step 1: Post something controversial
    Step 2: People comment more controversial things
    Step 3: ???
    Step 4: Profit

  9. @riverdaledragon: Huh? If you don’t like when people are so generalising about religious people, then why be so generalising about atheists? It’s just as ignorant.
    And if by, ‘monkey’s uncle’ you’re hinting on evolution, then you deserve no further attention.

  10. @thelotuseater725:
    ok : I don’t think that Zeus is real. They have some awesome stories, but I just don’t buy into the whole ‘norse gods’ thing.

    apply that same concept to whatever religion it is that you have been born/conned into.

    also: my daddy didn’t let me listen to manson :(

    that’s why I’m so butthurt angry at religion! nothing to do with the fact I was lied to for a good portion of my life about santa/easter bunny and just realized that God/Jesus/Allah/Zeus/Yahweh was just an adult version of those same wish granters that were so obviously not real when I was a child.

    You ask for an explanation, yet really I can never prove a negative. However, it’s usually pretty easy to prove the positive, so how would one go about proving there is a god?

  11. @riverdaledragon:
    Just because lots of people died for a cause doesn’t mean it’s just. And you think atheists are closed-minded? We’re not the ones trying to ban gay marriage and such. I’m an atheist, I follow my heart, I believe in the human race. I do good for the sake of helping others, not because I’ll go to hell if I don’t.

  12. @merthsoft:
    what. no. never. you lie.

    Please continue speaking of this, I’m interested in the conversation ;)

  13. God damnit you people, generalisations are ugly.
    You know why they have in an IQ test, usually questions included where you have to tell the difference between similar looking symbols? Because the less you are able to judge individually, the more you generalise = the less intelligent you are.

    I don’t care if it’s a Christian, Atheist, or blue alien. If you have an opinion about somebody just based on one thing like that, you’re an ignorant insect of a human.

    • Ha ha ha ha ha
      Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
      So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
      I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
      So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
      I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
      I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

      If you want my future, forget my past
      If you wanna get with me, better make it fast
      Now don’t go wasting my precious time
      Get your act together we could be just fine

      I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
      So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
      I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
      I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
      If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
      (Gotta get with my friends)
      Make it last forever, friendship never ends
      If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
      Taking is too easy, but that’s the way it is

      Oh, what do you think about that
      Now you know how I feel
      Say, you can handle my love, are you for real
      (Are you for real)
      I won’t be hasty, I’ll give you a try
      If you really bug me then I’ll say goodbye

      Yo I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
      So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
      I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
      I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

      If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
      (Gotta get with my friends)
      Make it last forever, friendship never ends
      If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
      (You’ve got to give)
      Taking is too easy, but that’s the way it is

      So, here’s a story from A to Z
      You wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully
      We got Em in the place who likes it in your face
      You got G like MC who likes it on a…
      Easy V doesn’t come for free, she’s a real lady
      And as for me, ha you’ll see

      Slam your body down and wind it all around
      Slam your body down and wind it all around

      If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
      (Gotta get with my friends)
      Make it last forever, friendship never ends
      If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
      (You’ve got to give)
      Taking is too easy, but that’s the way it is

      If you wanna be my lover
      You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta
      Slam, slam, slam, slam (make it last forever)

      Slam your body down and wind it all around
      Slam your body down and wind it all around
      Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
      Slam your body down and wind it all around
      Slam your body down and zigazig ah
      If you wanna be my lover

  14. @tiki god:

    Ok, so because you don’t believe because you have never seen it? Well i’ve never seen xenon gas so how do i know it is real? Also i have never been born or conned into a religion. At one point tiki i would have made you look like mother fucking teresa. How does one go about disproving god?

  15. * you don’t believe because you have never seen it.

  16. @dieAntagonista: You would ratehr believe you “evolved” from monkeys. if thats true.. then why are there still monkeys. Big flaw there. this is no since in fighting about this. You Atheist and Evolutionist are all the same dumb asses. “Oh its scientifically proven” we congratulations on listening to a guy in a lab coat. I believe In God b/c billions have fought for it and always will. Thats is stronger than your Science Religion.

  17. : You would rather believe you “evolved” from monkeys. if thats true.. then why are there still monkeys. Big flaw there. There is no since in fighting about this. You Atheist and Evolutionist are all the same dumb asses. “Oh its scientifically proven” well congratulations on listening to a guy in a lab coat. I believe In God b/c billions have fought for it and always will. That is stronger than your Science Religion.

  18. Tiki, I’d prove it to you or at the very least explain it all, but it would take a couple of hours, if you’re ever curious give me a shout and meet me in Paris.

  19. @thelotuseater725: “Also i have never been born or conned into a religion” – Whoa. Seriously? Me neither. You’ve got my respect for sure. I used to live next to an evangelical church and the priest there always invited me to have dinner with his family when I was home alone. I was 12 or so and didn’t know much about any religion. So we often debated how there is or isn’t proof for god. He always said, when an ant crawls up a person’s leg, it never knows the entire person exists. All it sees is the skin of the person in front of him. But that doesn’t mean the person doesn’t exist.

  20. Mr. riverdaledragon,
    The reason that there is still monkeys is the same reason that there are still alligators, and certain species of fish. And other animals. Monkey’s are simply not homosapiens. They may have been a smaller breed of animal before mutating and evolving into the animals that they are. Just like we are no longer the monkeys that we were, we evolved and mutated to a hairless breed of intelligent(sometimes) monkeys known as the human race.

    Doesn’t mean that I don’t believe in God, or some sort of higher being. It just means I don’t nec”ass”arily believe in the Bible. Burn on my post if you wish.

  21. “well if you think believing in a religion is dumb. say that to the billions of ppl who have died for it and are fighting for it.”
    That seems like a good enough reason to think that religion is dumb right there.
    “You would rather believe you “evolved” from monkeys. if thats true.. then why are there still monkeys.”
    Humans did not evolve from monkeys. Monkeys and human have a common ancestor. But don’t let stop you from flaunting your ignorance.
    “There is no since in fighting about this.”
    But by you logic, if atheist did fight about it, that would make it true.

  22. This thread finally proved that I am better than every single one of you. ALL OF YOU. I am the coolest guy in the world. Prove me wrong.

  23. riverdaledragon, you’ve single-handled proven evolution false. Congratulations. No one since Darwin has ever asked why monkeys still exist if we evolved from them. ZING! YOU GOT US!!

    Wait.
    Here’s a thing to ponder.
    Are animals limited to one offspring, or can they have more than one? Does each of those offspring constitute a kind of branch in a family tree, or is all of life a single thread from beginning to end?

    I don’t think you’ll gain anything from this because you’re too far gone in your superstition, but just try to think about the consequences of this family tree analogy I’ve given and how it might apply to the “pretty big flaw” in evolution that you proposed.

  24. @riverdaledragon: Why are there still MONKEYS?! We did not evolve from monkeys you ‘dumb ass’. I understand, you are a young earth creationist. That’s fine. But why in the world won’t you take the time to learn the other theory?

    • Ha ha ha ha ha
      Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
      So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
      I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
      So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
      I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
      I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

      If you want my future, forget my past
      If you wanna get with me, better make it fast
      Now don’t go wasting my precious time
      Get your act together we could be just fine

      I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
      So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
      I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
      I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
      If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
      (Gotta get with my friends)
      Make it last forever, friendship never ends
      If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
      Taking is too easy, but that’s the way it is

      Oh, what do you think about that
      Now you know how I feel
      Say, you can handle my love, are you for real
      (Are you for real)
      I won’t be hasty, I’ll give you a try
      If you really bug me then I’ll say goodbye

      Yo I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
      So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
      I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
      I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

      If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
      (Gotta get with my friends)
      Make it last forever, friendship never ends
      If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
      (You’ve got to give)
      Taking is too easy, but that’s the way it is

      So, here’s a story from A to Z
      You wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully
      We got Em in the place who likes it in your face
      You got G like MC who likes it on a…
      Easy V doesn’t come for free, she’s a real lady
      And as for me, ha you’ll see

      Slam your body down and wind it all around
      Slam your body down and wind it all around

      If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
      (Gotta get with my friends)
      Make it last forever, friendship never ends
      If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
      (You’ve got to give)
      Taking is too easy, but that’s the way it is

      If you wanna be my lover
      You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta
      Slam, slam, slam, slam (make it last forever)

      Slam your body down and wind it all around
      Slam your body down and wind it all around
      Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
      Slam your body down and wind it all around
      Slam your body down and zigazig ah
      If you wanna be my lover

  25. @JamesTuskGeorge: The Fonz cannot be cooler than me for he is fictional, and even if you count the media world, he cannot be cooler than me because I am the coolest.

    @multi_masked: My name isn’t Billy. You fail.

  26. I do believe in fairies. I do!!!

    So that MUST make them true.

    Or not.

  27. btw riverdaledragon: Archie and the Gang sure are missing their village idiot.

  28. @multi_masked: Then I take it you’re Multi, right? What country does that originate from?

  29. @reboot: I hope I didn’t sound that retarded when I compared science to religion. If so, I recognise my uber fail now. Thank you.

  30. @Billy Manic:
    Maskania, the capital of Maskovia. ;-P

  31. @greg_t: Wow nice burn jack ass. @greg_t: IF thats what you believe then whatever floats your pick and purple boat.@thelotuseater725: STFU@siv0r: again STFU

  32. I am done with this stupid shit. obviously THe one thing I have learned from all this is that website is bias point blank. have a goodnight and GOD BLESS YOU.

  33. @riverdaledragon: Now, I’m going to join the overwhelming majority of this site: YOU ARE A FUKING RETARD.
    THat said, you’re not retarded because you believe in God, you’re retarded because you’re reasons why evolutionism/ atheism are incorrect/”wrong” suck.
    We did evolve from monkeys, a few million years back. But the specific lines we evolved from are dead, yeah. Just because there are monkeys that evolved parallel to us, and still walk the Earth as a result, does not mean humans can’t come from monkeys.
    @Everyone else: Humanity is inherently stupid, and everything resulting from it is just as stupid. Though randomly critiquing the more retarded portions (which organized religion usually finds itself in) is both hilarious and fun, it usually rubs whichever retarded group that finds itself attacked the wrong way. Not that this is really a problem. :D
    @riverdaledragon: Also… you shouldn’t care about these anti religious posts. Just enjoy that all of us get to go to hell for not beleiving in your god. Hell, I’d be gloating if I knew I was going to a party because I belonged to a special club, and all these other assholes ripping on it were getting sent to a dark pit.

    I urge you all to convert to I-don’t-give-a-flying-fuck-ism.
    It has no beliefs, and practices involve doing things other than care about religious debate. Side effects include feeling vastly superior to numbskulls who try to justify their opinions to others that will never concede/back down, and focusing on things that really matter, such as: sex, eating good food, drinking, enjoying yourself,and much more!
    Join today!

  34. And may you travel in peace, riverdaledragon.

  35. ’cause you’re gonna need it.

  36. @Tiki: Zeus is a Roman god, not Norse. I’m an atheist myself, but I have some friends who do “buy into the Norse god thing” They have really good parties featuring home-brewed mead. mmm, mead…

  37. @greg_t: One more thing. all the Atheist on this topic are immature. Attacking me with 3 year old comments. I would rather be ” a dumb christian” than a Atheist any day. I am open to conversation about it and all i receive in return are immature comments. I respect all of your opinion, but Atheist call names. That is why i am a Christian, we are respectful and not childish.

    • You realize you’ve been responding to people by calling them “jackass”, telling them to “STFU”, and telling them they are “stupid” for not agreeing with you. Now YOU want to call THEM immature? Without even touching on the religious aspect of this thread, I have to say you paint yourself in a very bad light. Also, doesn’t the bible preach being kind to others? Forgiveness? Passivity? Not cursing and being mean? You may want to try a little harder if you’re so worried about getting into heaven.

  38. ANd did anyone else notice how compared to half the shit posted on this website, this picture of a moldy bible really isn’t “that” anti-religious?

  39. riverdaledragon proves that religous dogma still lives on.
    Why don’t you go back into your little box, and let the rest of the world move forward without you. Or join the Amish, at least mind not to bite.

  40. @Dr.Devine: check the other posts. its not that hard to find anti-christian post on this website. this post wasnt as much. but i was just stating a fact.

  41. @tisk01: still making my point about childish comments. Does it make you feel better to name call over the internet. if so .. then keep on. have fun.

  42. And a respectful Christian? So you’re saying it’s more respectful to insinuate that some is a retard, rather than come out and say it?
    Where I’m from, its considered far more respectful to communicate genuinely than be a passive aggressive little bitch.
    So suck my ten inch cock. Suck it long and suck it respectfully.

  43. That was my point, by the way. This wasn’t particularly controversial, you should have saved your venom for a crazier/more offensive post.

  44. @Dr.Devine: again.. childish comments. did it make you all happy to write something about your “10 inch”. i bet you thought you were cleaver huh. lol common piece of trash. and where ever you are. stay there.

  45. @riverdaledragon: and the reason i wrote it like that was cuz i had to put it in “where he is from” terms..

  46. Seems like the moldy bible infected the population with a bad case of epically stupid arguments. Sorry guys, but this is classic finger-pointing debate.

  47. @riverdaledragon: You were the first to call any body a dumb ass. You basically said atheists are heartless monsters, and you have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about when you mention evolution which means you’re lying. I beg your pardon?

  48. @SovietCommissar: I aint pointing fingers. I am just asking “Why has this site become one-sided and bias”. thats all.

  49. @dieAntagonista: I didnt say heartless monsters. If thats what you got out of it sorry my friend. I meant to say lost, just plain lost people. but i aint passing judgment thats for GOD to decide, not me. I have to go to a place called Church… you might want to google or Wiki it for those who have never been. Goodnight and God bless.

  50. “@greg_t: One more thing. all the Atheist on this topic are immature. Attacking me with 3 year old comments. I would rather be ” a dumb christian” than a Atheist any day. I am open to conversation about it and all i receive in return are immature comments. I respect all of your opinion, but Atheist call names. That is why i am a Christian, we are respectful and not childish.”

    LOL. And just what makes you think I’m an atheist, herr dragon?

    I see you’re ill-informed, at the very least.

    Or a troll.

    Or a tool.

    In an event, please keep on keep’n on.

    Tiki, this is what makes for some gud Interwebz.

    Prost! ;-)

  51. And no one points out there is a fucking mushroom growing on the book….

  52. @riverdaledragon:Yup, I’m real “cleaver”. And You call me trash? I’m the only one not ripping on you for your personal beliefs. You douchebag. I’m just ripping on you for having incorrect data.

    Oh.. and fuck you. :D I’m a world traveler, where did you say you lived?

  53. @riverdaledragon: “Why has this site become one-sided and bias”
    Because its humor site. Submit some funny stuff about atheists and it will probably get posted. It just so happens that its easier to make fun of religion than it is science. Because without science you wouldn’t have the computer to read this. Reality has a liberal bias.

  54. THIS ISNT ANTI CHRISTIAN ITS JUST A MOLDY FUCKING BOOK YOU GUISE I MEAN CMON

  55. Nice symbolism. I see what you did there.

  56. *ahem*
    “FOSSILS, FOSSILS, FOSSILS, I WIN!”
    -Lewis Black
    @riverdaledragon:
    Dear Sir,
    I don’t have religion, but could not be called an atheist. The point of faith is to believe in something without being able to prove it. This does not mean that one should ignore the realities of the world in order to make it fit what their religion says, but that they should be assimilate the real world into their understanding of the object of their faith.
    If one believes in the infinite majesty of an omnipotent Creator, why would they turn their noses up at the idea of a magnificently complex tapestry, woven across generations in order to fill the world’s corners with the most perfect possible creature for each one? How one dimensional would a supreme creator be to simply click everything into place from the get go?
    Let me ask you in this way, saying, for this comment, that the general Christian ideal is the correct and true one:
    Why does God give man free will?
    So that man’s worship of God (in all the man does) is pure and uncoerced, and all his actions have merit beyond that of simple forced obedience.
    From this we see that the will of God is such that the merit in anything is not merely the end result, but the process by which the result is arrived at- if God just wanted praise, he would have just stopped with angels.
    So, too, must Nature follow God’s will and via the process of evolution, produce the “wondrous variety” that is the result of the long process of natural selection.

    If you believe what the Bible says without questioning it, without reconciling it with the real world as we know it, then you have given up your free will, the thing that makes your love of God even worth anything.

    So I’ll close with this- if there is a God, then he is waiting for you to pull your head out of the sand and wake up to the world he made for you- you aren’t doing him any good the way you are now.

    -jake

    ps: the kind of God you believe in weeps eternally for the stupid waste of people killed in his name. It is never okay.

  57. ^ Much agreed.

    A small island of eloquence.

  58. @riverdaledragon: i don’t understand you people you spread words about love but look at you ..full of hate … atheist are normal people who wants to be smart and question every thing that they don’t know and not let one simple book made by men who posses brains and know how to make up something and a shitload of excuses to follow behind but then again that’s my religious view point.. something i don’t know i question it. It’s my opinion.. that i do believe someone or something which we can explain but not how you think of it.

    “If people are only good because they FEAR punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed”

    “Religion is a byproduct of fear.
    For much of human history, it may have been a necessary evil, but why was it more evil than necessary? Isn’t killing people in the name of God a pretty good definition of insanity?”

    up until now if u can show me what your book has said and present me the god then i shall believe but as today the present i will continue to question

    bye bye and have a wonderful day

  59. Guys:

    70 + posts on a book that happens to have fungus on it?

    Srsly ,guys? srsly? 70 + posts?

  60. @elzarcothepale: btw great insight

    @RSIxidor: lol man this what keeps the internet tubes flowing

  61. Fungus 1, riverdaledragon -jabillion.

    Neat fact, the reason fungal infections are more likely to kill you than a similar bacterial or viral infection is because fungi are more closely related to us. Things that are good at killing fungal cells are also good at killing our cells.

  62. @MonkeyHitman: I am a soldier for the USA. I joined because I believe in this country and would give my life for it. I feel the same way with my religion and I didn’t do it because of “fear”. If i had to give my life for either of them then I would. Until any of you have something to fight for and life for, then you have no room to talk. I respect your stances on your “religion” or whatever you want to call Atheism. But until you have something to life for you can not say anything.

    There are several Christian based organizations to help people. They even help non-Christians.
    How many organizations are there for Atheist that help people? I cant think of any right off the top of my head. And i have friends that are Atheist and they only care about themselves. I have respect for other religions. At least they share the same idea. Atheist are the same as Anti-Christians. They hate God and just cuz they dont believe in him. Other Religions dont believe in God but respect Christians.

    How can you say Christians are bad people. Yeah in the past they have killed people in the name of God, but name one religion that hasnt. And dont say Atheist cuz thats not a religion.

    And i think personally the reason why Atheist hate Christains is because they are not willing to die for something. and how how can you say I only believe in God cuz i fear cuz i dont. I think you are scared to believe in something. you are the one that has fear, not me.

  63. @multi_masked: you wear more than one mask.. you fail.. lol. j/k

  64. Enuf with the proselytizing, herr dragon.

    We get it.

    Your very own personal Crusade is now in DefCon 1.

    Take it somewhere else.

    kthxbye

  65. riverdaledragon: You’re absolutely, offensively wrong. Lack of belief in a god doesn’t stop a person from being willing to help others, and belief in a god doesn’t make them any less capable of selfishness. Furthermore, assuming that lack of belief in a god equates to lack of a moral code or reason to live is simply imbecilic. There are plenty of people without religion who are glad to help others, even willing to risk their own life and safety. Do you honestly think that there aren’t atheists in the army because they have patriotism and want to serve their country?

    Your ignorance, judgmentalism, and bias are disgraceful to your religion, which preaches tolerance. I almost want to hope, for the sake of the few followers of your religion that I HAVE met and that DO exemplify those qualities, that you’re just a troll.

    tl;dr: Wow, that picture is actually pretty disgusting. Glad I’d already eaten.

  66. @riverdaledragon: Will you stop judging all atheists by only a few stereotypes? I’m not even an atheist, but guess what, I disagree with you.

    An atheist cannot hate any god, it requires him to believe in a god first, in order to hate said god. Do you understand?
    Yes you’re right, there are a lot of Christian organisations. So? You haven’t addressed the issue of homophobia that comes with your religion. Or being complete ignorant to certain scientific facts like evolution. You don’t want to believe in it? Ok, but don’t talk about evolution if you haven’t learned everything there is to know about it.

    How do you feel when somebody judges your religion while they know nothing about it?

    So what about you being a soldier. What about all those atheists and gay soldiers? Because trust me there are enough of them without you even knowing. It’s safe to say that you are surrounded by passionate people who have a greater cause than themselves, and you don’t even know that they might not believe in the same god as you do. Or maybe that they have a sexual preference that you don’t approve of.
    Love is possible without god.

  67. @greg_t: so if i say my two sents its dumb. but if monkeyHitMan has something you agree with its okay. and applauded. But if i say something its “proselytizing”. The only reason i am saying all this is cuz apparently i am the only christian on this topic. So i have to say something to each of ya. ok. and your welcome.

  68. @dieAntagonista: I didnt say love wasn’t But i do know soldiers that are Atheist and i have seem vidoes from the army and its amazing how in the heat of battle people turn to god when they otherwise would shun him. . and weather i was a believer in god or not. I think Gays are fucked up. and yes i do know gay people. and are good people but i think its wrong. and the reason i said i was a soldier means i am willing to fight for a country and not just a “narrow minded Christian”.

  69. LOL, herr dragon.

    Perhaps if you weren’t so prone to making false accusations and setting up straw men arguments then you might be taken a bit more seriously here.

    And toning down the zealotry wouldn’t hurt.

    But then again, as has already been pointed out, this is a humor site.

    So get a grip, grow a pair, and have a chuckle at the inanity of this entire thread.

    Cheers :-)

  70. jesus fucking christ guys. 87 posts? I’d say this is the longest atheist vs non atheists thread we have had.

  71. So long everyone, and thanks for all the fish.

  72. @greg_t: another childish comment. you only further explain what i said earlier.

  73. @riverdaledragon: Well then. Are you really fighting for your country? Or only for the Christians in your country? Because America isn’t only a Christian nation you see.

    And yeah that’s not fair, people do crazy things in extreme situations. I don’t understand, do you tolerate other atheist soldiers or not? Or only after they started believing in god. If you are unable to see the good, and the human in other people whether they’re Christians or not, then I don’t see how you could claim to have love in your heart.
    I know it’s cliched to say that, but Jesus would have never judged people the way you do.

  74. @dieAntagonista:Beautifully said.
    @riverdaledragon:I maintain what I said previously: Fuck you.
    Though I’m sure I could never hit it off with you personally or philosophically, what you say is in some areas correct, and I’ll give you that. Charities do tend to be Christian, so on and so forth. We do owe a lot of good to our religious institutions.
    But I also stand by what most of the atheists/others have said in response to you.
    And, I’m sorry you chose to be a soldier, that must have been a difficult choice, I can respect the ideas of fighting for something.
    But If you truly believed in some sort of cognizant balancing order in the universe, you could not be a soldier and a believer as well. I am sorry. You break your religious laws, you contradict what your god wishes you to do. It must be quite a struggle for you.
    I wish you luck in your endeavors.
    Even though you are a fucking prick.
    And I maintain that you are undereducated on your positions, and quite possibly retarded.
    But nonetheless. Enjoy your life. Don’t get so worked up over a bunch of fucking morons on the internet. It’s not like any of this fucking matters.

  75. Jesus was in different times. there wasnt as many fags back then. and yeah. i know alot of atheist soldiers i my platoon. I would die for them and they would do the same for me. I am just saying the whole reason this was all started. This site has posted several anti-christian pics on here.

  76. @dieAntagonista: You write beautifully. And are actually somewhat articulate during an arguement. You sir, are an anomaly on the internet.

  77. Guys, I just accidentally a Bible…is this bad?

  78. Damn I’m cool. Daaaaaaamn. And you’re not.

  79. @riverdaledragon:Are you gay? Then you don’t get an opinion on the matter. So go die in a fucking hole. I’m a counseling psychologist, so I feel perfectly justified in hating you after the last comment. I take back any attempt to understand you, because I don’t care any more.
    I see gay people as a part of my job, and you have no fucking idea how hard it is to be gay. It is not a choice, or a switch.
    I hold no sympathy for people like you, who refuse to understand, and would rather just bluntly accept what the mob hands them.

    Fuck you. And from here on out, you have an MCS enemy. Bitch.
    The amo0unt of pain that resultsd from people with your views is simply unacceptable. So fuck you, fuck religion, and fuck the horses you two mother fuckers rode in on.

  80. If I had to pick an afterlife, it would be Valhalla. . . Granted, I’d have to die in glorious battle, which is in short supply in Kansas, but I think I could stir some shit up in Texas. . .
    @riverdaledragon: Dane Cook has never said anything best. I mean that. His impression of an Alien made me chuckle, but he is not intelligently funny.

  81. @Dr.Devine: LIke i said. Atheist have nothing but immature comments to say like “fuck you and prick”. And as far as being a soldier it was easy. And if it wasnt for people like me then you would be dead. Soldiers are more important and better then you ever will be. and i haven broken any of my religious laws. I haven’t killed anyone that didnt have it coming. They kill for no reason over there. and if there wasn’t soldiers protecting you. you wouldn’t be here. show respect for them. AND ONCE AGAIN CHILDISH COMMENTS

  82. “@riverdaledragon: Jesus was in different times. there wasnt as many fags back then… I am just saying the whole reason this was all started. This site has posted several anti-christian pics on here.”

    LOL. Absolutely priceless.

    So, herr dragon, if Jesus was in different times, why should anyone pay any attention in these times to what he has to say?

  83. @Dr.Devine: WOW CONGRATES ON EPIC CHILD COMMENT OF THE DAY. and wow i never thought i would have an MCS enemy. I better watch what site i click on. ohhh. and how would you know how hard it is to be gay. are you gay… seems like it.. and you still prove that Atheist care nothing about than themselves. and you are a stereotypical Atheist Sir. Congrats.

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