Comments on: Arm-Fall-Off-Boy

By: Paul_Is_Drunk

Paul_Is_Drunk — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 02:39:18 +0000

@garbledxmission: I prefer to sit around and debate She-Hulk or Ms. Marvel with my friend than imagine shits, but that's us. Surprisingly my office is mostly She-Hulk.

By: reboot

reboot — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:45:10 +0000

Anyone can detach their arm and use it as a weapon. The tricky part is putting it back on.

By: garbledxmission

garbledxmission — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:16:15 +0000

Yeah, and your super disco guy looks like a colossal fag.

Paul, imagine the shits Matter-Eater would have had?

By: garbledxmission

garbledxmission — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:15:19 +0000

Fine. Here you go.
The original L.O.S. was one of the most retarded group of lame asses that DC ever came up with. It ranked up there with the Legion of Super Animals. Actually, the animals were cooler, as all of them had powers similar to Superman, unlike the majority of one trick tards that filled the ranks of the LOS. Guys like Leper Boy up there were a classic example of the Fail of the 30 and 31st Centuries that was the Legion. They had a couple of guys that were ripoffs of Superboy/man but with different weaknesses but by and large the Legion blew galactic goats. I mean, shit, Fatboy or Lardboy or whatever his damn name is leads them in the cartoon version. That’ll strike fear in the hearts of your enemies, having a super borderline diabetic with self esteem issues who is constantly eating as the leader of your valiant team. The revamp to a darker, more mercenary version of the Legion in the 80’s was far more palatable. Not least because Lobo was one of them.

By: Paul_Is_Drunk

Paul_Is_Drunk — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:06:30 +0000

@terwilligher: Are you kidding me? Matter-Eater Lad. Not only can he eat any damn thing in the universe, he's also one of the most powerful members.

By: terwilligher

terwilligher — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:16:56 +0000

hey, bitterboys, you’re clouding up this thread that should be discussing the awesomeness of the Legion of Superheroes, specifically their tryout issues.

my favorite Legionnaire is still Tyroc. angry black guy wearing a white disco suit, his power was that he yelled and different shit happened.
http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/4000/3620/66508-tyroc_150.jpg

By: mgear

mgear — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:43:10 +0000

Clearly, this must be Harab Serap’s dad.

By: garbledxmission

garbledxmission — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:40:23 +0000

And it’s for pooping, silly.

By: garbledxmission

garbledxmission — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:39:23 +0000

Grammar Nazi
Spelling Nazi
Punctuation Nazi
Her point is that being an anal retentive asshole on the interwubs is pretty pointless.
@die, I had raed taht rorpet ahiwle bcak and it wroks olny for smoe poelpe. It deos wrok for me. Pterty cool, yes?

By: dieAntagonista

dieAntagonista — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:27:22 +0000

@Ben1605: Alright I know, but what else would you call it then

By: Ben1605

Ben1605 — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:18:10 +0000

@dieAntagonista: Grammar â‰ spelling.

By: dieAntagonista

dieAntagonista — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:01:45 +0000

@Ben1605: That being a grammar nazi is ridiculous? One could misspell every word in a sentence and it would still be pretty readable.

By: Ben1605

Ben1605 — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:54:34 +0000

@dieAntagonista: What does that have to do with grammar?

By: theeris

theeris — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:49:42 +0000

slick

By: dieAntagonista

dieAntagonista — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:31:08 +0000

I’m a grammar nazi. But here, try this:

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dsenoâ€™t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

By: dieAntagonista

dieAntagonista — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:29:03 +0000

Now if you don’t know what an extra butthole is good for

By: garbledxmission

garbledxmission — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:27:04 +0000

And what IS the point of his butthole arm socket?

By: garbledxmission

garbledxmission — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:26:39 +0000

The only thing that pisses me off more than stupid sidekick “hero” wannabes is a grammar Nazi.

It’s the interwubs. If you haven’t noticed by now that people aren’t overly careful about their spelling, grammar and punctuation then you need to go see a proctologist and have your head removed from your ass.
It pisses me off as well but what are you’re better off ignoring it.

By: bfd

bfd — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:27:47 +0000

@theeris: “this is why superheroâ€™s hate sidekicksâ€¦”
What belongs to the superhero in that sentence?
I don’t get it.

And what is the deal with the arm attachment point looking like a giant butthole?

By: theeris

theeris — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:14:25 +0000

does anyone remember that hero/monster maker thing?! He’s from that….

By: Paul_Is_Drunk

Paul_Is_Drunk — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:10:26 +0000

He looks like a He-Man character.

By: colonel-yum-yum

colonel-yum-yum — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:44:07 +0000

I’d hit that hole in his shoulder.

By: dieAntagonista

dieAntagonista — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:31:12 +0000

He looks like he’s got the plague. Nevertheless, I phear you arm-fall-off-boy

By: LukeV1-5

LukeV1-5 — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:27:32 +0000

Best. Hero. Ever.

By: theeris

theeris — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:02:23 +0000

this is why superhero’s hate sidekicks…