Are You Going To Heaven

Added on November 11th, 2008 by janessaselwyn64 | Report Post
Tags:Humor, Religion

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nyoki (#3444)

15 years ago

I wonder what the 2 questions are.

TheLotusEater725 (#1616)

15 years ago

GTFO of my religion. I hate these douchebags.

Puulaahi (#4552)

15 years ago

Does the God Mobile run on faith?

Pants (#2794)

15 years ago

Nope. Vista.

TheLotusEater725 (#1616)

15 years ago

You’re wrong, it runs on Android.

Denmarkian (#72)

15 years ago

@...nyokki: Probably, “Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and Master?” and “If not, will you accept Jesus as your Lord and master?”

Marrock (#3993)

15 years ago

“I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun”

Recondomoe (#3299)

15 years ago

No. Have reservations for club seats elsewhere.

Jesus Christ (#178)

15 years ago

Brahs, I took this test and because I was hangin’ around whores I don’t get to go.

Whatever. I might as well fuck her.

TheLotusEater725 (#1616)

15 years ago

@...Marrock:

You are so edgy.

The Matrix: Rebooted (#436)

15 years ago

Answer: No. Because heaven is not real. Suckers!

RP (#1110)

15 years ago

If you want to get to heaven, you have to raise a little hell.

natedog (#1905)

15 years ago

people don’t go to heaven.

heaven comes to earth.

L2 Revelation 21-22

Brevity Truta (#948)

15 years ago

At first I thought it was one of the site ads. Then, second thought was the point of view, seems like it’s “Incoming Asteroid Cam”.

nyoki (#3444)

15 years ago

@...Jesus Christ: lmao

deleted_user (#667)

15 years ago

Does it come with free nights and weekends?

KyrusRose (#4555)

15 years ago

Wait.. if you take the test and it say you’re going to Heaven.. then you die and you go to Hell.. can you sue??

Tyger42 (#4564)

15 years ago

If Heaven is full of fuckheads like these, I’d prefer Hell.
Fun thing is when these ultra-Christians tell me I’m going to Hell, though. “Gee, doesn’t the Bible say that only God can judge us? By attempting to judge me, aren’t you trying to usurp his authority? Isn’t that blasphemous and a sin?”

natedog (#1905)

15 years ago

the thing is that most christians dont see themselves as sinners, when they are. you don’t stop sinning when you become saved. christians are still trapped in a body of sin. until christ returns and gives us a new, sinless body.

FUCKING SINNERS