Are You Going To Heaven

Are You Going To Heaven

  • Leave A Comment

    Please Login to comment
    21 Comment threads
    0 Thread replies
    0 Followers
     
    Most reacted comment
    Hottest comment thread
    17 Comment authors
    RockozephyrnatedogTyger42KyrusRose Recent comment authors
      Subscribe  
    Notify of
    nyoki
    Member

    I wonder what the 2 questions are.

    TheLotusEater725
    Member

    GTFO of my religion. I hate these douchebags.

    Puulaahi
    Member

    Does the God Mobile run on faith?

    Pants
    Member

    Nope. Vista.

    TheLotusEater725
    Member

    You’re wrong, it runs on Android.

    Denmarkian
    Member

    @nyokki: Probably, “Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and Master?” and “If not, will you accept Jesus as your Lord and master?”

    Marrock
    Member

    “I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun”

    Recondomoe
    Member

    No. Have reservations for club seats elsewhere.

    Jesus Christ
    Member

    Brahs, I took this test and because I was hangin’ around whores I don’t get to go.

    Whatever. I might as well fuck her.

    TheLotusEater725
    Member

    @Marrock:

    You are so edgy.

    The Matrix: Rebooted
    Member

    Answer: No. Because heaven is not real. Suckers!

    RP
    Member
    RP

    If you want to get to heaven, you have to raise a little hell.

    natedog
    Member

    people don’t go to heaven.

    heaven comes to earth.

    L2 Revelation 21-22

    Brevity Truta
    Member

    At first I thought it was one of the site ads. Then, second thought was the point of view, seems like it’s “Incoming Asteroid Cam”.

    nyoki
    Member

    @Jesus Christ: lmao

    deleted_user
    Member

    Does it come with free nights and weekends?

    KyrusRose
    Member

    Wait.. if you take the test and it say you’re going to Heaven.. then you die and you go to Hell.. can you sue??

    Tyger42
    Member

    If Heaven is full of fuckheads like these, I’d prefer Hell.
    Fun thing is when these ultra-Christians tell me I’m going to Hell, though. “Gee, doesn’t the Bible say that only God can judge us? By attempting to judge me, aren’t you trying to usurp his authority? Isn’t that blasphemous and a sin?”

    natedog
    Member

    the thing is that most christians dont see themselves as sinners, when they are. you don’t stop sinning when you become saved. christians are still trapped in a body of sin. until christ returns and gives us a new, sinless body.

    FUCKING SINNERS

    zephyr
    Member
    Rocko
    Member

    LOL @ “Free”
    They’d have a fucking cheek charging for this.



    Advertisements Alcohol Animated Images Architecture Art Awesome Things Batman Cars Comic Books Computers Cosplay Cute As Hell Animals Dark Humor Donald Trump Fantasy - Science Fiction Fashion Food Forum Fodder Gaming Humor Interesting LOLcats Military Movie Posters Movies Music Nature NeSFW Politics Religion Sad :( Science! Sexy Space Sports Star Trek Star Wars Technology Television Vertical Wallpaper Wallpaper Weapons Women WTF X-Mas