Jesus was a community organizer

Added on November 4th, 2008 by knogoodidleft | Report Post
Tags:Politics, Religion

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jascas_ (#3739)

15 years ago

Oh good Lordbama.

Nimbo (#2449)

15 years ago

Jerimah was a bullfrog
Fuzzy Wuzzy has no hair

Phil Elmore (#3573)

15 years ago

Obama is not the goddamned messiah.

jascas_ (#3739)

15 years ago

^ Ã¢Ë†Å¡

Catherine Longfellow (#5238)

15 years ago

meh. Imo, bible thumpers suck on both ends of the political spectrum.

Special Kail (#4815)

15 years ago

@...Phil Elmore: How do you know? After all, Jesus WAS black…

rebelyell2006 (#3264)

15 years ago

Jesus was a small business owner operating a carpentry business until he decided to become a traveling preacher. Pilate was a powerful bureaucrat appointed by the Emperor.

Catherine Longfellow (#5238)

15 years ago

Jesus, Noah and the herbivore T-Rex lived in a happyland of fairies and unicorns, back when the earth was new. About 4004 years ago. >_>

Puulaahi (#4552)

15 years ago

The Neo Cons have the real messiah. Except nobody can explain him to everyone else.

dieAntagonista (#)

15 years ago

I will deliver, you know I’m a forgiver.

ian356094 (#3738)

15 years ago

Reach out and touch faith. x2

WistfulD (#5057)

15 years ago

@rebelyell2006, it is a 1800 year old urban legend that Jesus was a carpenter. The original language (a greek derivative)describes him as Tek-non, which translates to “hand-man” or laborer. Most likely jesus made his early living building walls and hauling stone. He was a working man of a much lower status than the at-the-time middle class profession of carpenter.

Paul_Is_Drunk (#796)

15 years ago

Jesus was Arab. /end discussion

“Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s, and render onto God what is God’s.” ~Matthew 22:21

See, even Jesus Christus was for seperation of church and state. Eat that NeoCons!

I… I need to stop celebrating Obama’s victory so early. Who’s got some Kartoffeln?!!

kiltedforbes (#3370)

15 years ago

@WistfulD thanks for saying that, I was gonna mention it, most people seem to not know or forget that Jesus (if he existed) was more like a day laborer, he really was more like the modern Jesus’ you see in front of the Home Depot then the educated carpenters. oh and Jesus would never have gone into a modern day church, except maybe to burn it down. Your messiah was a rebel.