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    Namelis1
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    fuckthesouth.com/ – readable size.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
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    here in texas we are to lazy to read all of that so fuck you who ever said fuck the south you fucking hating fucker fucking white sox fan go back to being a fucking shit head.

    Elepski
    Member

    I’m in Florida.. and I say give it back to Spain.. They have better health care.

    ohmybob
    Member

    Yes, because everyone in the south is like that.

    Jagermeister
    Member

    And being the other texan on here, I read it, and agree with the earlier comment. Fuck whoever said fuck the sounth, and I also add that you can take your socialist loving ass to Russia. YOU leave the Union. We’ll keep it safe while you roll over and die like the rest of you liberal pussies.
    We’ll keep fighting for our country. You enjoy the free ride we give you.

    Jagermeister
    Member

    PS Just thought I’d let yall know, I’m an angry person right now, cuz I’m on some heavy duty pain killers. So, I hope you have wonderful internet day.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @Jagermeister:

    Who gets angry when on pain killers? I usually get pretty relaxed. Are you sure those aren’t bizzarro pain killers?

    As the other other Texan on here, I’m not sure I give a damn about the pussy whining of some guy on the internet. Though he does have some good points. I would be interested to know who in the states he specifically mentions (Tennessee) supported the stuff he’s talking about (R vs D). I’m not making accusations, I’m actually curious.

    Paul_Is_Drunk
    Member

    Honestly? I like the South. Sure, there are a lot of stereotypes, but there are also some really cool people there. Just don’t bring your colored friends. 😛

    awfulintentions
    Member

    +10 points to the person who wrote this.

    It’s fucking true, so fucking true. Having lived in North West Florida for the last five years after living in a Blue state, I’ve got to say, the South is so fucked, and it’s exactly as it says on that.

    dieAntagonista
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    dieAntagonista

    @Jagermeister: You sound like a small child. And pretty racist.

    So what’s up with “Fuck the south”? That’s pretty racist as well. I don’t care how many rednecks or stereotypes live in the south, it’s racist.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    Are you saying the south is racist? Or that Jager is racist? Or that the image is racist?

    I don’t see how his post was racist, exactly, but that’s okay, because everyone is racist because minorities say so.

    Howie Feltersnatch
    Member

    This is so full of win, my monitor exploded from the sheer force of its awesomeness. Fuck the south. Bunch of inbred, NASCAR watching, banjo playing, lite beer swilling, toothless, uneducated, science-hating assholes with their crucifixes shoved so far up their asses they can feel Jebus’ feet tickling their uvulas. They’re nothing more than a Christian version of the Taliban. Fuck. The. South.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @RSIxidor:

    Actually that’s not quite right, everyone is racists because Caucasians don’t want people to think they’re racists so they act like they’re not racists (even if they’re not, it can be suspicious action that makes it look like they are but are trying to show that they’re not) causing other ethnic groups to call them all racists. On top of that all minorities hate each other because of genetics. Scientific fact.

    Jagermeister
    Member

    How am I a racist? I never said I supported slavery. How is it racist when a white male stands up against a stereotype that was unfairly placed on him? I like where I live. No I dont agree with everything that comes out of it. Yes there are idiots down here, but I’ll be damned if I dont defend my home. Peace.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @Howie Feltersnatch:

    Right, because people in the south raid villages, and plot to attack countries that don’t agree with them. Just like the Taliban. (barring that group of skinheads, but damnit those are extremists, and damnit I want “damnit” to be spelled the way I spell it but the spell check says I’m wrong. I’m not trying to say dam as in water, I’m saying damn as in damn to hell, what the fuck!?)

    dieAntagonista
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    dieAntagonista

    @RSIxidor: I said that Jager is racist as well as any body who says things like “fuck the south”. Of course ever body is racist, but jesus, to what fucking degree! @Jagermeister: Haha, your post hilarious. I accuse you of being racist and you jump immediately to idiotic conclusions. There are other ways to be racist, other than supporting slavery or anything that has to do with black people. For one, you insulted the country Russia. Then you went on to call certain people socialists, and we all know why you did that, and that they should leave the union.… Read more »

    awfulintentions
    Member

    Well, they bomb and attack people that don’t agree with them. Seriously, abortion clinic bombers and murderers. Go look at those. Guy got killed down here in FLORIDA, durr de durr, the south, a few years ago, because he worked as a doctor at a women’s health clinic.

    It was a frakking bible freak that did it. Now they have to have cops there because the protestors are always starting shit and the cops don’t want another murder or bombing on their hands.

    cubsfan77
    Member

    I hate to say this and I am sure you will all label me a racist and ignorant but who ever wrote this their history is all wrong. Your Yankee elitists may think your so high and mighty but if it hadn’t been for the South this country would have never been started. Who do you think wrote the Declaration of Independence? A Southern by the name of Thomas Jefferson. Who was the Commander of the of the Continental Army? A Southerner by the name of George Washington. If we didn’t do anything to help your all important and impressive… Read more »

    Jagermeister
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    Last time I checked socialism is not a race. And Russia was a socialist nation. Ever hear of the USSR? And I’m seeing socialist ideas coming out of the democratic candidate (no i did not vote for McCain before y’all jump on that). So stating fact is racist, when race isnt even the issue? Smooth bro. Thank you for enlightening me.

    dieAntagonista
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    dieAntagonista

    Also, to all you people who think, zomg dats so fuckin true wat they say about da south!!1! – Think again. You aren’t any different than a white racist (for example), who says things like, oh yeah all black people are criminals and so on. Just because it’s accurate most of the time doesn’t make it correct.
    That’s no way to live.

    Alec Dalek
    Member

    This isn’t fair. People in the South are so retarded because of all their inbreeding. It’s not their fault!

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @dieAntagonista: Re: My post: That was mostly me just waking up and having fun with myself. Re: Jager’s Post: Disliking a country or an ideology is not racism. Racism is based on race, not nationality. It is prejudice, no doubt, but not necessarily racism. If he said “Black people who live in Russia and are socialists are bad people” that might be racism, but could still be seen as not liking the ideology or the country. @awfulintentions: Once again: Radical extremists. I’m no more happy about that then you are, but they don’t represent the south, they embarrass it. The… Read more »

    twosticks
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    Not everyone in the south has that mindset. That’s sadly more of a particular religious mindset than one of geography. That same gullible-hick attitude extends above the mason dixon line as well. As this awesome guy pointed out: www.hockeyzombie.com/comic/2008/10/19/

    So, it’s not just some of our embarrassing neighbors.

    Jagermeister
    Member

    @RSIxidor
    Yeah man. I just don’t like socialism. I enjoy being a capitalist and an infidel.

    dieAntagonista
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    dieAntagonista

    @Jagermeister: Ok then I’ll just call you xenophobic if it makes you happy. Yes, you were hinting on Obama being a socialist. If your definition of socialist is broad enough to include Obama, then that would make McCain just as much of a socialist. Check your facts mate.
    And either way, you insulted Russia because somebody else insulted the South. Don’t you see the error in your statement?

    @cubsfan77: I’m not sure about the accuracy of some of the things you said, but I agree with you.

    Jagermeister
    Member

    I aint your mate pal. Check your facts. His economic policies push us closer and closer to scialism, while his national security policies cuff our hands.

    dieAntagonista
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    dieAntagonista

    @RSIxidor: Yeah I know that. I wrote that because he was hinting on Obama being a socialist. And that all those ‘socialists’ should leave the union, and we all know where those ‘socialists’ mostly come from.

    richrim3
    Member

    Yeah…a lot of those people this asshole mentioned were southerners. Blue states vs. red states didn’t exist back then, the modern politics of states has nothing to do with the state politics back then. it’s not just southern conservatives who hate taxes. I say “it’s your money not the government’s” all the time. If this fuckhole wants to kick my ass, I’ll give him my address. This was written by a REAL asshole. He makes some good points, but he’s just a piece of shit. Probably a college freshman from some rich ass limousine liberal family in suburban boston who… Read more »

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @dieAntagonista: I agree with the sentiment that it was the same error as saying “fuck the south.” But I think its really that he doesn’t like Socialism, not that he doesn’t like Russia. Whatever. I’ve heard the argument that McCain also supports Socialist tenets. The only counterargument I’ve heard is that he doesn’t support as deep of a tax cut for middle class compared to the raise for upper class, and that he doesn’t support sending checks to individuals who don’t pay taxes. Fact is, the majority of politicians have socialist tenants on some level. Differing views are what make… Read more »

    dieAntagonista
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    dieAntagonista

    @Jagermeister: Well I ain’t your pal mate.
    Are you trying to be funny or what.

    Your understanding of socialism is fairly poor. What is that even supposed to mean, ‘His economic policies push us closer and closer’. Again, if that’s your definition of socialism, then you’re living ALREADY in a socialist country. You have a public fire department, public police, public postal system and so on. Again, do you even know what socialist means? Get a grip.

    Jagermeister
    Member

    Its mainly the reassignment of wealth that bothers me.
    And I’ll admit, maybe my statement was a bit xenophobic. But no more so that the picture above.
    So here’s the deal. I’ma go pop another pill and peace.

    Nimbo
    Member

    TL;DR

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @Nimbo:

    I don’t know how or why I’m even bothering, honestly. This isn’t like me. I usually look at stuff like this, laugh at what I find funny about it, and move on.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest
    dieAntagonista

    @Jagermeister: Well why does it bother you. What are you afraid of? Don’t you agree that there are serious issues with health care and the amount of money people have to pay for school?
    And yeah I already said I agree. The picture above is bullshit. But that’s no reason to state things which are just as ignorant.

    I’d say no, don’t pop another pill, and yeah get well.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest
    dieAntagonista

    @RSIxidor: Yeah I totally agree with what you wrote, actually.

    Red Queen
    Member

    Florida is full of Northerners who have retired there 🙂 I am proud be a Southerner. My family didn’t own slaves- nor did anyone else I know. Apparently the writer of this hasn’t been to the south and doesn’t know much about it or is visiting the extremist websites to get his opinions on the south. If He did he would have realized that much of the south was too poor to have slaves in the Civil war- the actual war was over taxes. Read “The South was right!”- www.amazon.com/South-Right-James-Ronald-Kennedy/dp/1565540247.

    Jagermeister
    Member

    Thanks for the well wishes. Too late. Already took it. (Yes, its legit. I had some surgery, otherwise I wouldnt be here right now being a jackass.) But yeah, I think health care would be better in a free market economy. Forces inovation.
    Who wants some mexican food?

    Caio
    Member

    This fred made me cry a couple tears of joy. Just thought I should let you know guys.

    Caio
    Member

    Wait, what, forces innovation?

    You’ll never find a bigger capitalist than me but 90% of health-related medical advances come from university labs, and are announced in university-published journals.

    Drug companies almost entirely research drugs for depression and cosmetic purposes. When the next plague hits its not going to be the guys who make baldness and weight-loss pills saving us.

    db_tanker
    Member

    Well…I am guessing that there are three here from Texas. I read this (heh…yeah, I can read!) and can only think…jeez…this guy missed his Xanax dosage or perhaps its intravenous in this case…regardless they need to up the dose. It seems typical that everyone seems to think that the Civil war was about slavery…and that Lincoln was a great prez. He wasn’t bad. But he wanted all the slaves out of the country. The South was pissed over Lincoln wanting to remove states rights. Look it up, its all there. Nowadays everyone still thinks that the south is “poor” and… Read more »

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @dieAntagonista: I’m cool with the somewhat socialist aspects of public services. I think schools should be more affordable, but I don’t think the government should have as much control over schools as they do. I feel that schools should be built by their community and should teach what that community wants their kids to learn, alongside a basic country wide required curriculum. (neither barring or requiring religious instruction, but requiring scientifically proven curriculum alongside whatever the local community wants). The problem with this comes when we get to larger cities, such as my hometown Dallas. We have an extreme mix… Read more »

    dieAntagonista
    Guest
    dieAntagonista

    @RSIxidor: Those issues with schools are two different ones. If you compare the US to other countries where you can go to school for free, it does make you think, why isn’t that possible in the most powerful country in the world as well? And I think teaching religion is just fine, as long as it’s kept separate from science. I know there are some creationists who don’t want their children to be taught things like evolution, but they can decide specifically what they don’t want their children to learn at school. As for the completely Spanish language classes, I… Read more »

    Hazard
    Member

    But…. I’m in the South, and I’m not a red state asshole :U!

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @dieAntagonista: The bailout was an absolutely horrendous, nonsensical, and completely avoidable (if the right steps had been taken, which both parties pushed for at one time or another, at least in part). The problem with bilingual classes (at least in Dallas) is that they don’t work. The administration hangs on to bad teachers just because they can speak Spanish, and the students who speak the same language are worse off than those who had to learn English by immersion (immersion works damnit), and the ones who speak only English are WAY worse off than they would be in an English… Read more »

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @Hazard:

    Yes you are because that image said so. Deal with it.

    krjac82
    Member
    krjac82

    Damn, there are so many stupid remarks in there I don’t where to begin. Like the South wasn’t involved in the revolution, we just provided the leaders. Ever heard of George Washington?
    And dumbass, the South seceded over state’s rights, not slavery. Don’t base everything off of 3rd grade history lessons. Maybe go out and read a book.

    Special Kail
    Member

    I’m from Tennessee, and I support this message.

    It is so full of win it’s not even funny. I was born and raised in TN and all these stupid fucks around me piss me off on a daily basis . Ther’e so fucking slackjawed and ignorant. FUCK! AGH!!

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @Special Kail:

    Then let it be about Tennessee. Not about the South.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest
    dieAntagonista

    @RSIxidor:
    Ah see, I wasn’t aware of this thing with Spanish being such a big problem.
    But it seems to me like the real problem is just that the wrong people are in charge. Of course English is under all circumstances the most important language, and therefore the teachers should be required to know it perfectly.
    Seems like a total unnecessary dilemma.

    I have to admit, as far as the school system goes, it’s apparently not as simple as I thought.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    I also forgot to mention, some of the “bilingual” teachers are recruited from South American countries, and their accents are so thick it doesn’t even matter if they’re speaking English. Some of them are so fresh they don’t have the “common” part of the language yet and it causes serious issues for conversation between a student (or parent) and teacher. On top of that, the school system gets pressured into having individuals who speak both languages, and of course there’s no one out there worried about all the Africans, Asians, and whatever else who have to learn by immersion. How… Read more »

    Special Kail
    Member

    No, fuck the south.

    Special Kail
    Member

    See, TN is like the Diet Coke of the south. There are still some quasi normal areas.. but you get into that deep south… whew.

    DasMaus
    Member

    LMAO! I hate the south almost as much as I hate the northeast. Fuck everthing east of the Mississippi.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @DasMaus:

    How about the northwest?

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @DasMaus:

    You know, sometimes I’ve wondered if there was a real movement for secession, if it wouldn’t be split three ways. (maybe five if Texas and Alaska secessionist parties got their way).

    Special Kail
    Member

    Maybe 50?

    DasMaus
    Member

    @RSIxidor, I’m from Idaho and I lived in the Puget Sound area for a while so I’m happy with the NW. OR is a bit flakey but the further from Portland you get the better it is. Sorry if you’re from Portland, just way too many hippies for me.

    As for secession, it wouldn’t hurt my feeling one bit. It would be interesting to see just where the lines would be drawn.

    WistfulD
    Member

    Ugh! way to mix all social grievances into one giant clusterfuck. Having spent most of my life in either Louisiana or Minnesota, I have a bunch of sympathy for both sides. RSixidor, Jagermeister and other defenders of southern pride: if nothing else, it is useful to not dismiss this a some limousine liberal, but realize that this is a common, perhaps-less-than-informed-but-not-elitist view of the southern USA not just from the north but also much of the rest of the world. George W Bush has done a lot to reinforce this, but so has every movie ever made that features a… Read more »

    WistfulD
    Member

    Hmmm. Somehow I missed the other side of my argument that defended the south. Hmmm. Chalk that up to being on a roll. Northerners, it is important to realize that a bunch of stuff that people drag into this constant pointless regionalism are either completely irrelevant or broad strokes of the brush. There’s nothing more frustrating than being a Texan and having to put up with someone thinking of them with the stereotype of the traditional Appalacian cousin fucker (which, btw, is also an unfair stereotype. close knit rural communities have always had a more inbred population, especially before modern… Read more »

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @WistfulD:

    Yup. The American way!

    Phyreblade
    Member

    Sounds like a Carlin Rant…

    jmparker1
    Member

    This guy is a fucking idiot. Just because he stereotypes everyone in the south, doesn’t mean we’re all the same. he’s just basing all of this off of first impressions. i bet he’ll never say that to someone that lives in the south(especially Alabama)

    VanZant
    Member

    Well, I’m from chattanooga and considered a hippie by most even though I don’t really conform to any particular style (I have no idea why I opened my first ever MCS post with that). Anyhoo, I’m too busy having sex with my girlfriend and working (struggling) to worry about what someone who has never met me thinks. And by the way, Most people in the world hate Americans regardless of wether or not they are a southerner or a northerner. So this is kind of a pointless message.



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