Sexual positions for the lonely and loveless

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Melon ftw.

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    1. I am so going to do the last one.

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    2. The left handed stranger? I think I heard that in a movie. And what’s the deal with the Sylvia Plath one? I looked her up just now on wikipedia, though I can’t figure it out.

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    3. @nyokki: Haha, for real? So who was this Sylvia person? Was she known for liking that or what. I always imagined erotic asphyxiation to be much sexier.

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    4. @dieAntagonista: Plath took her own life on the morning of February 11, 1963. Leaving out bread and milk, she completely sealed the rooms between herself and her sleeping children with “wet towels and cloths.”[9] Plath then placed her head in the oven while the gas was turned on. wiki

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    5. @nyokki: Ow shit. Well then, that’s just wrong.

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    6. Re: The Cone Website…
      They have it at Walgreens! Yes!
      $115.
      User review: “The pointy end was intimidating until I sat on it, then all my worries faded away in bliss. Tickled like a june bug in the undies.”

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    7. @outofocus: Ahaha. Reminds me of that Hallowe’en Simpsons episode. I see it makes your butt vibrate? Nice.

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    8. Took me so long to realise what was going on in the Mary Lou Retton.

      I was like, Leaning Tower of Pisa? Alien abduction?

      Some sort of giant sex laser?

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    9. @LukeV1-5: Don’t say you’ve never seen a showerhead bigger than your head

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    10. The microwave Melon sounds like it might feel pretty good. Standby for review.

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    11. The Mary Lou Retton is my favorite. All those years of gymnastics weren’t a total waste, lol.

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    12. OH MY! The cone is now at the top of my yule wishlist…

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    13. I was surprised to see the “organ grinder” not included on this poster. A child’s toy cement truck mixer filled with animal kidneys/liver/whatever…insert organ, grind away. Saw it in an old Penthouse Magazine. Horribly fascinating.

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    14. Of all the things on the TV, a Golden Girls Marathon… totally hardcore.

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    15. *plus fairly good imagination required

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