Melon ftw.
Sexual positions for the lonely and loveless
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November 2, 2008 at 5:10 pm
I am so going to do the last one.
November 2, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Ball Pit: Instant Win!
November 2, 2008 at 5:19 pm
The left handed stranger? I think I heard that in a movie. And what’s the deal with the Sylvia Plath one? I looked her up just now on wikipedia, though I can’t figure it out.
November 2, 2008 at 5:24 pm
@dieAntagonista: Auto erotic asphyxiation?
November 2, 2008 at 5:36 pm
@nyokki: Haha, for real? So who was this Sylvia person? Was she known for liking that or what. I always imagined erotic asphyxiation to be much sexier.
November 2, 2008 at 5:48 pm
@dieAntagonista: Plath took her own life on the morning of February 11, 1963. Leaving out bread and milk, she completely sealed the rooms between herself and her sleeping children with “wet towels and cloths.”[9] Plath then placed her head in the oven while the gas was turned on. wiki
November 2, 2008 at 6:01 pm
@nyokki: Ow shit. Well then, that’s just wrong.
November 2, 2008 at 6:07 pm
lol!
The Cone should be added to this…
November 2, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Re: The Cone Website…
They have it at Walgreens! Yes!
$115.
User review: “The pointy end was intimidating until I sat on it, then all my worries faded away in bliss. Tickled like a june bug in the undies.”
November 2, 2008 at 6:28 pm
@outofocus: Ahaha. Reminds me of that Hallowe’en Simpsons episode. I see it makes your butt vibrate? Nice.
November 2, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Took me so long to realise what was going on in the Mary Lou Retton.
I was like, Leaning Tower of Pisa? Alien abduction?
Some sort of giant sex laser?
November 2, 2008 at 6:38 pm
@LukeV1-5: Don’t say you’ve never seen a showerhead bigger than your head
November 2, 2008 at 9:41 pm
The microwave Melon sounds like it might feel pretty good. Standby for review.
November 3, 2008 at 12:43 am
The Mary Lou Retton is my favorite. All those years of gymnastics weren’t a total waste, lol.
November 3, 2008 at 12:46 am
OH MY! The cone is now at the top of my yule wishlist…
November 3, 2008 at 5:09 am
I was surprised to see the “organ grinder” not included on this poster. A child’s toy cement truck mixer filled with animal kidneys/liver/whatever…insert organ, grind away. Saw it in an old Penthouse Magazine. Horribly fascinating.
November 3, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Of all the things on the TV, a Golden Girls Marathon… totally hardcore.
November 3, 2008 at 4:38 pm
*plus fairly good imagination required