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I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from your desktop?â€Â. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Redmond.†and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
Obligatory om nom nom
lol on diabeetus for re-commenting withthe exact same joke. over. and over. and over.
Sadly for diabeetus; these ladies were appreciative of the fact that he had creamed his shorts and passed out before anything took place.