jesus on a pogo stick

Added on October 30th, 2008 by aweb31 | Report Post
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Caio (#104)

15 years ago

gor

robzy (#810)

15 years ago

Testing MCS and google gears…

Rob.

Jesus Christ (#178)

15 years ago

I stayed on that think for about forty seconds. Was pretty awesome.

Jesus Christ (#178)

15 years ago

that thing*

w0x (#974)

15 years ago

@...Jesus Christ: Ha. I stayed on that bad boy for 2 minutes, after you went to drink some beer with John.

Alec Dalek (#380)

15 years ago

What’s Milton Waddams doing there?

terwilligher (#3649)

15 years ago

if you’re following the dead milkmen’s version, shouldn’t it be Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick?

suicydking (#2291)

15 years ago

You know that Johnny Werzner kid – the kid who delivers papers in the
neighborhood? He’s a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes
crack, but I don’t believe it. Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he
wanted was a burrow owl, just like his old man. “Dad, get me a burrow
owl. I’ll never ask for anything else as long as I live”. So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway at 10:30 the other night I
go out into my yard and there’s the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I
said, “What are you looking for?” He said, “I’m looking for my burrow
owl.” I say, “Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a
burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they
call it a burrow owl, anyway?!” Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that
is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?

awfulintentions (#3925)

15 years ago

Nice sandals, Jesus.

terwilligher (#3649)

15 years ago

i think i just got one of those mancrush things on suicydking

Kaze (#303)

15 years ago

@...Jesus Christ: It’s a shame you didn’t see me be zombie you.

natedog (#1905)

15 years ago

@...suicydking: POW! HE WAS DECAPITATED!!

Jesus Christ (#178)

15 years ago

@...w0x: I totally saw. It was pretty bad ass. You deserve your own gospel.

Jesus Christ (#178)

15 years ago

@...awfulintentions: Thanks, bro. Joseph taught me how to make them bad boys. He’s pretty righteous.

Jesus Christ (#178)

15 years ago

@...Kaze: Neat, bro. You need to cut it though since mine isn’t even that long. Did you chemically straighten it finally? I told you to but hey, you never listened to me.

camusapprentice (#5058)

15 years ago

Ya, I saw this, and I knew there was a joke to the picture but couldnt remember what and then randomly started listening to my music that I have on my work computer, and dead milkmen came on and I went “JUMPING JESUS ON A POGOSTICK! ITS A JUMPING JESUS ON A POGO STICK!”

Insanely Rational (#2060)

15 years ago

Hey, Jesus Christ, I’ve always wanted to ask you something. When you said “he who is free of sin cast the first stone”, what did you mean? That no one should cast a stone? Or that you wanted to cast the first stone yourself?

I’ve always wondered about that…