jesus on a pogo stick

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17 Responses to “jesus on a pogo stick”

1. 

   Caio

   on October 30th, 2008 at 7:00 am

   gor

2. 

   robzy

   on October 30th, 2008 at 7:22 am

   Testing MCS and google gears…

   Rob.

3. 

   Jesus Christ

   on October 30th, 2008 at 7:39 am

   I stayed on that think for about forty seconds. Was pretty awesome.

4. 

   Jesus Christ

   on October 30th, 2008 at 7:39 am

   that thing*

5. 

   w0x

   on October 30th, 2008 at 7:46 am

   @Jesus Christ: Ha. I stayed on that bad boy for 2 minutes, after you went to drink some beer with John.

6. 

   AlecDalek

   on October 30th, 2008 at 8:18 am

   What’s Milton Waddams doing there?

7. 

   terwilligher

   on October 30th, 2008 at 8:29 am

   if you’re following the dead milkmen’s version, shouldn’t it be Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick?

8. 

   suicydking

   on October 30th, 2008 at 8:41 am

   You know that Johnny Werzner kid - the kid who delivers papers in the
   neighborhood? He’s a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes
   crack, but I don’t believe it. Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he
   wanted was a burrow owl, just like his old man. “Dad, get me a burrow
   owl. I’ll never ask for anything else as long as I live”. So the guy
   breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway at 10:30 the other night I
   go out into my yard and there’s the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I
   said, “What are you looking for?” He said, “I’m looking for my burrow
   owl.” I say, “Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a
   burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they
   call it a burrow owl, anyway?!” Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that
   is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?

9. 

   awfulintentions

   on October 30th, 2008 at 9:53 am

   Nice sandals, Jesus.

10. 

    terwilligher

    on October 30th, 2008 at 10:10 am

    i think i just got one of those mancrush things on suicydking

11. 

    Kaze

    on October 30th, 2008 at 10:15 am

    @Jesus Christ: It’s a shame you didn’t see me be zombie you.

12. 

    natedog

    on October 30th, 2008 at 10:58 am

    @suicydking: POW! HE WAS DECAPITATED!!

13. 

    Jesus Christ

    on October 30th, 2008 at 11:13 am

    @w0x: I totally saw. It was pretty bad ass. You deserve your own gospel.

14. 

    Jesus Christ

    on October 30th, 2008 at 11:13 am

    @awfulintentions: Thanks, bro. Joseph taught me how to make them bad boys. He’s pretty righteous.

15. 

    Jesus Christ

    on October 30th, 2008 at 11:15 am

    @Kaze: Neat, bro. You need to cut it though since mine isn’t even that long. Did you chemically straighten it finally? I told you to but hey, you never listened to me.

16. 

    camusapprentice

    on October 30th, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    Ya, I saw this, and I knew there was a joke to the picture but couldnt remember what and then randomly started listening to my music that I have on my work computer, and dead milkmen came on and I went “JUMPING JESUS ON A POGOSTICK! ITS A JUMPING JESUS ON A POGO STICK!”

17. 

    Insanely Rational

    on October 30th, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    Hey, Jesus Christ, I’ve always wanted to ask you something. When you said “he who is free of sin cast the first stone”, what did you mean? That no one should cast a stone? Or that you wanted to cast the first stone yourself?

    I’ve always wondered about that…