God’s revelation

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    Awesome1
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    Ex-HIV positive huh?

    Puulaahi
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    haahhhahahahah

    mintymadness
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    These are the types of people that make Christianity look horrible…

    dieAntagonista
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    Well ok nobody said a prophet would be perfect.
    What about that other guy, Jesus, he hung out with some pretty nasty people right?

    vincent.ex2
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    what kind of man just throws away the ultimate power and all the sex that comes with being a wizard? huh?

    dieAntagonista
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    Uteruses are overrated anyway. I mean I’m 18, how often did my uterus save my life? Clean the bathroom? Let me tell you, not once.

    dieAntagonista
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    19*

    it’s late.

    dub_1211
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    this man/woman is my hero/saviour.

    dub_1211
    Member

    hehehehe just caught the ex-wizard part. KEWL!

    bright green
    Member

    Rofl, ex wizard.

    Pope stole his powers.

    Moe
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    I should attend. I’m scared that my fellow wizards are trying to kill me. I can’t live this wizard life anymore. Is there a place to have my wizard tatts removed?

    Special Kail
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    looks like richard kind if he was even more of a douche

    Moe
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    by looking at him- i can tell -Ex Tranny.

    nyoki
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    My uterus actually tried to kill me once.

    dieAntagonista
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    @nyokki: See! That’s exactly what I’m talking about.

    Special Kail
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    Most of the people I know, their uterus has caused everything bad that has ever happened to them. It has drained their bank accounts, energy, and time. It sends out these little cancer balls… i believe most people call them “children”. But they’re an infection!

    nyoki
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    @dieAntagonista: How many hours are you ahead (of US east coast)?

    dieAntagonista
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    @nyokki: 6 hours I think. It’s past midnight here! Yes I know I should be out, getting drunk etc.
    Instead I’m sitting here with my uterus and the Internet.

    Tardex
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    BULL!

    Tardex
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    SHIT!

    Paul_Is_Drunk
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    A former transsexual prison wizard?

    I think we found ourselves the villain for the next Batman film.

    Alec Dalek
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    THIS IS WHAT CHRISTIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.

    pvdlkccfzs
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    The short story of his life is pure win.

    Billy Manic
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    I take off my robe and wizard hat.

    Cocozin
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    TheLotusEater725
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    @alecdalek.

    Actually a surprising amount of us don’t believe this, it is just the media ( and atheists especially) absolutely love publicizing the shit out these assholes. Y’know that whole “false prophets” thing that the bible says to be wary of? Well that applies here.

    Caio
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    I’m so surprised that gor hasn’t spazzed out on this thread yet.

    Gor are you starting to hate America? I never would have thought *tsk*

    Caio
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    Also, lotus, you’re pretty constantly pissed off for a guy whose religion’s big motto is ‘turn the other cheek’

    TheLotusEater725
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    So? It’s not like i am some hardcore jesus freak who claims to be perfect in every way and that all my views are the only ones that are “correct”. Plus if you were me you would be pissed off too, not that my life is the worst ever but, i dunno everything pisses me off in some way.

    dieAntagonista
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    I think most people know that even Christians have to be very irrational to believe stuff like that.
    The ones who think that all are like that, just because they have seen some who are like that, aren’t worth talking to anyway.

    I’m pissed off at most things too. In times like these, determinism is your friend.

    nyoki
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    @thelotuseater725: @dieAntagonista: If you’re aged 18-24, it’s practically your job to be pissed off. After that you get all involved w/ family, work, in general too busy living your life to pay too much attention to what others believe. That should keep you until 60+, then it’s time to be pissed all over again…and pretty much for the same reasons. I wouldn’t worry overmuch about what atheists or religious folks believe. Fanatics of any kind are (by definition) incapable of rational reason concerning their fanaticism. All that said, I do get annoyed sometimes. ;)p

    hellb0y666
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    buahahaha!!! Is he from the Universal Church of the kingdom of god??? We see this kind of “miracle” everywhere here in Brazil… the funny fact is that he is probably an ex poor!!

    dieAntagonista
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    @nyokki: Haha, yeah that’s what people keep telling me. After you’ve reached 30 you stop worrying. But you know, I do enjoy it, dwelling in intolerance.
    The thing you said about fanatics, I found that to be true already. Basically, I don’t believe any body who thinks he has found the absolute truth about anything. Skepticism is my friend also.

    TheLotusEater725
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    @ nyokki

    I’m 20. You pretty much nailed it.

    @ Die
    Agreed, same here.

    jediadept
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    @ nyokki,
    Where in your time line is “Pushing 50, living with anxiety”?

    nyoki
    Member

    @jediadept: Hubby just turned 50 and he seems ok. I’ll let you know in a few years (too few). Though I gotta admit our 401k and 457b don’t look quite as good as they did 2 months ago.

    Jimmed
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    @Billy Manic: Goddamnit, that was so funny I just spat coffee all over my keyboard 🙁 an internet to you good sir.

    Mort
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    Mort

    (….and he wants your money.)



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