Welcome to the Vatican

Added on October 23rd, 2008 by Recondomoe | Report Post
Tags:Religion, WTF

Oddly enough, not any mention of keeping hands off the altar boys

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Moe (#4838)

15 years ago

HAHAHA- no women! the church is awsome.

bright green (#3009)

15 years ago

Those crafty popes they got it all worked out.

natedog (#1905)

15 years ago

There is no kitchen in the vatican, so there rightly should be no women there either.

gor (#2620)

15 years ago

No Booze? I guess there’s a loophole with the whole “blood of christ” thing.

J-Kat (#723)

15 years ago

@...natedog: if there are no women… who washes the popes clothes?

JazzyJazzyJazzHands (#1638)

15 years ago

Note to self:

When visiting the Vatican, befriend female midget. Hide in suitecase, sneak in.

Also, wouldn’t wine aka the blood of Christ qualify as booze?

Frank McColbert (#277)

15 years ago

@natedog:
I ate a pizza in the Vatikan. They have a kitchen. Trust me. Damn good pizza.

flood123 (#4029)

15 years ago

no woman? no booze? no smoking ? Sounds like a party! Where do i sign up.

Alec Dalek (#380)

15 years ago

Awesome! If there’s no women, booze, or smoking there, then that means there’s much more women, booze, and smoking here!

nyoki (#3444)

15 years ago

@...JazzyJazzyJazzHands: No, sacramental wine wouldn’t classify as alcohol. Catholics believe in transubstantiation; the wine and wafer literally become the blood and body of Christ.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transubstantiation

Recondomoe (#3299)

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15 years ago

The nice thing about Catholics are the young girls. In high school, they were so easy. Just confess away all the stuff we did. Plus the Catholic boys were too busy getting ass raped as altar boys or choir boys!