Rules of a firefight
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October 15, 2008 at 11:03 am
rules one and two are only for raids
October 15, 2008 at 11:43 am
No rule #34?
October 15, 2008 at 11:47 am
These are awesome! I like rule 2, none of this “shoot to wound” bullshit. That will cause nothing but trouble.
October 15, 2008 at 12:32 pm
This is good advice for when the zombies come.
October 15, 2008 at 12:58 pm
rule 5 only works if you don’t have a shotgun.
October 15, 2008 at 1:16 pm
@traptin85:
If the zombie hoard is coming and you’re not against a wall, I’d definitely prefer to move backwards in range with a high pace.
October 15, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Unless you make a shotgun spiral through the horde, and pop out the other side.
Then you can run like hell.
October 15, 2008 at 2:52 pm
According to these rules I should be running around the battlefield like a madman. There is something to be said for being calm in the middle of a firefight.
‘Course that only helps me win during paintball. If I was in my first real firefight, I’d probably be inadvertently following these rules without realizing it.
October 15, 2008 at 2:52 pm
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Sweet! M[c]S has moderation now?
October 15, 2008 at 3:02 pm
What makes the green grass grow greener?
BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD AND GUTS, DRILL SERGEANT!!!
October 15, 2008 at 3:36 pm
How bout, don’t get into a gunfight?
October 15, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Special Kail:
Aw shit! Now what are we going to do for fun?
October 15, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Rule #4: If both your eyes have been gouged out, you probably shouldn’t be using a firearm.
October 15, 2008 at 5:45 pm
@garbledxmission:
Rule #4: If your eyes are gouged out, you automatically gain the ability to rock ass with a gun and kill people you can’t see.
October 15, 2008 at 6:51 pm
“It was a FIREFIGHT!!!”
October 15, 2008 at 6:54 pm
LukeV1-5
^^^^^^^^
WINNER!
October 15, 2008 at 7:46 pm
No no Special Kali got it right. you stay clear of the gunfight and call in air, arty or (my fave) naval bombardment.