Rules of a firefight

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    Caio
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    rules one and two are only for raids

    phat_stack
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    No rule #34?

    Proctojew
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    These are awesome! I like rule 2, none of this “shoot to wound” bullshit. That will cause nothing but trouble.

    dorix
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    This is good advice for when the zombies come.

    traptin85
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    rule 5 only works if you don’t have a shotgun.

    RSIxidor
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    @traptin85:

    If the zombie hoard is coming and you’re not against a wall, I’d definitely prefer to move backwards in range with a high pace.

    Luke Magnifico
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    Unless you make a shotgun spiral through the horde, and pop out the other side.

    Then you can run like hell.

    Paul_Is_Drunk
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    According to these rules I should be running around the battlefield like a madman. There is something to be said for being calm in the middle of a firefight.

    ‘Course that only helps me win during paintball. If I was in my first real firefight, I’d probably be inadvertently following these rules without realizing it.

    Paul_Is_Drunk
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    “Your comment is awaiting moderation.”

    Sweet! M[c]S has moderation now?

    natedog
    Member

    What makes the green grass grow greener?

    BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD AND GUTS, DRILL SERGEANT!!!

    Special Kail
    Member

    How bout, don’t get into a gunfight?

    the3g_ipwn
    Member

    Special Kail:
    Aw shit! Now what are we going to do for fun?

    garbledxmission
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    Rule #4: If both your eyes have been gouged out, you probably shouldn’t be using a firearm.

    Luke Magnifico
    Member

    @garbledxmission:

    Rule #4: If your eyes are gouged out, you automatically gain the ability to rock ass with a gun and kill people you can’t see.

    BowToMe
    Member

    “It was a FIREFIGHT!!!”

    the3g_ipwn
    Member

    LukeV1-5
    ^^^^^^^^
    WINNER!

    SumoSnipe
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    SumoSnipe

    No no Special Kali got it right. you stay clear of the gunfight and call in air, arty or (my fave) naval bombardment.



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