Rules of a firefight

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    17 Responses to Rules of a firefight

    1. rules one and two are only for raids

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    2. These are awesome! I like rule 2, none of this “shoot to wound” bullshit. That will cause nothing but trouble.

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    3. This is good advice for when the zombies come.

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    4. rule 5 only works if you don’t have a shotgun.

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    5. @traptin85:

      If the zombie hoard is coming and you’re not against a wall, I’d definitely prefer to move backwards in range with a high pace.

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    6. Unless you make a shotgun spiral through the horde, and pop out the other side.

      Then you can run like hell.

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    7. According to these rules I should be running around the battlefield like a madman. There is something to be said for being calm in the middle of a firefight.

      ‘Course that only helps me win during paintball. If I was in my first real firefight, I’d probably be inadvertently following these rules without realizing it.

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      Sweet! M[c]S has moderation now?

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    9. What makes the green grass grow greener?

      BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD AND GUTS, DRILL SERGEANT!!!

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    10. How bout, don’t get into a gunfight?

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    11. Special Kail:
      Aw shit! Now what are we going to do for fun?

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    12. Rule #4: If both your eyes have been gouged out, you probably shouldn’t be using a firearm.

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    13. @garbledxmission:

      Rule #4: If your eyes are gouged out, you automatically gain the ability to rock ass with a gun and kill people you can’t see.

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    14. No no Special Kali got it right. you stay clear of the gunfight and call in air, arty or (my fave) naval bombardment.

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