
Imagine Jesse James coming to your house because you are a Unionist living in his state. He tells you to leave the state of Missouri and you tell him to “Shove it.” Jesse shoots you in the head on the spot, kills your entire family, burns down your plantation house and takes anything of worth. That was the life of a secessionist bushwacker during the Civil War. The James gang robbed Union train owners after the war.

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October 7, 2008 at 9:26 am
That’s the way they roll in fly-over land!
October 30, 2009 at 3:56 pm
ehy!
i dont know to either be offended at your fly over land comment, or if i should say hell yeah we roll that way…..
so fuck you!
and i made out with a chick named jesse. twice.
October 7, 2008 at 9:46 am
I was almost named after this guy!
October 7, 2008 at 12:33 pm
I’m related to this guy.
October 7, 2008 at 12:43 pm
@Sarcastastic: Be glad you weren’t. You would have grown up a douchey bike builder who tried too hard to be cool.
October 7, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Ahahaha, oh so true. That along with the fact that a lot of people from my age group wouldn’t have gotten the reference and just make fun of me for having girls name.
October 7, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Cool movie (Brad Pitt starring one).
Also I know lots of guys named Jesse. More guys than girls.
October 9, 2008 at 11:10 am
Well, doesn’t help that my grade school was full of morons.