The James Brothers

jesse9 The James Brothers wtf

Imagine Jesse James coming to your house because you are a Unionist living in his state. He tells you to leave the state of Missouri and you tell him to “Shove it.” Jesse shoots you in the head on the spot, kills your entire family, burns down your plantation house and takes anything of worth. That was the life of a secessionist bushwacker during the Civil War. The James gang robbed Union train owners after the war.

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8 Responses to The James Brothers

  1. That’s the way they roll in fly-over land!

  2. I was almost named after this guy!

  3. I’m related to this guy. :)

  4. @Sarcastastic: Be glad you weren’t. You would have grown up a douchey bike builder who tried too hard to be cool.

  5. Ahahaha, oh so true. That along with the fact that a lot of people from my age group wouldn’t have gotten the reference and just make fun of me for having girls name.

  6. Cool movie (Brad Pitt starring one).

    Also I know lots of guys named Jesse. More guys than girls.

  7. Well, doesn’t help that my grade school was full of morons.

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