That’s one (relatively) lucky homeowner.
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October 7, 2008 at 3:06 pm
People who live on the southeast coast are fucking morons.
October 7, 2008 at 3:08 pm
there’s a witch under it
October 7, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Move to the Pacific northwest
October 7, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Lucky homeowner? That property isn’t worth anything now.
October 7, 2008 at 3:27 pm
@Puulaahi
Ergo the “relatively” part. If I had a chioce of having my house completely obliterated with everything in it or have my property value fall down to zero while having the house and its innards remain intact, I’d choose the latter.
October 7, 2008 at 3:29 pm
But that means your house is worthless, and you can’t even claim insurance. Because it’s fine.
October 7, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Plus… everybody has neighbors that they’d wish would just disappear. Perhaps this home owner found a magic lamp with a little magic cynic inside.
October 7, 2008 at 3:32 pm
@LukeV1-5: So… unless you were planning on moving within the next couple of years, no worries. Just continue living there and wait for the rest of the neighborhood to be rebuilt around you, raising your property value. Meanwhile, you get to keep all the various expensive and/or sentimental shit that you’ve stocked up over the years without having to scour hundreds of square miles looking for bits and pieces of it.
October 7, 2008 at 4:11 pm
The homeowner that belongs to that house had it designed and built to withstand a Cat 5 hurricane, that’s why it’s still there.
Bet his former neighbors hate his ass now.
October 7, 2008 at 4:31 pm
With a title like that they should show Tina with a broken nose…
October 7, 2008 at 5:49 pm
@Nemo
What if you want to buy milk.
I see nowhere local to buy milk.
October 7, 2008 at 5:55 pm
“Tina with a broken nose”
Ha ha!!
October 7, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Nice and close to the beach.
October 7, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Deuce is right- fuckin new orleans is below sea level- “don’t worry, we’ll rebuild” says mayor. -WITH FEDERAL MONEY! MY FUCKIN TAXES! New Orleans is BELOW SEA LEVEL- NEW ORLEANS IS BELOW SEA LEVEL! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO FUCKIN SAY IT! Name it Atlantis and fuckin move on!
October 7, 2008 at 7:00 pm
BTW- Drag race anyone? RX-8 stock vs ?
October 7, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Except their is no beach(hurricane took it all) and the ocean is full of dead bodies, shit, oil and toxic unmentionables.
October 7, 2008 at 7:07 pm
This shit was all over the news. The house is still completely ruined and has / had to be demolished. The only benefit in all of this is that the owners got their 15 minutes of shame on TV and their belongings all stayed inside the house, mostly completely ruined as well.
Fucking people could have won the powerball but instead THIS stupid shit happened to them.
Life is a bitch, eh?
October 7, 2008 at 7:39 pm
And stay the fugg out of the Mississippi flood plain, midwestern trailer parks, the hills of California cause when they aren’t on fire cuz its too dry they’re sliding down hill cuz they’re too wet!
No more federal disaster funding after you get it once (which it still too much). If you are too stupid to move after a wakeup call from the planet then you need to be eaten by a sabertooth tiger or die from poison mushrooms.
The truest sign of a civilization is that stupid people get to grow old.
October 7, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Relatively? House still standing and no more annoying neighbors. SCORE!
October 8, 2008 at 1:42 am
Nice home,minor fixer upper. Nice view all around.