Greek Myth Family Tree

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Zeus is such a man whore.

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    1. Zeus also liked to turn into animals to seduce women. I don’t know if that makes him a… beastialitist (is that a word?)… but it does make him freaky!


    2. He’s GOD, they can generally do what ever the fuck they want. Turning into a tall, black, well hung (naturally) stallion to seduce woman… that’s what a REAL god would do.


    3. Zeus got around!
      I bet even Bill Lumbergh had fucked him.


    4. I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
      I fucked him (Zeus).
      It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, he told me his name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and he said, “you know, from Mount Olympus.” And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle. Oh wait, we’re neighbors” and he laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, had some ambrosia and nectar, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…he turned into a coke bottle which I accidentally
      Anyway, I didn’t realize who he was until I got home and tried to look-up the number on-line.
      I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.


    5. Haha, Nyokki made me laugh!


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