She strikes me as someone who gives lousy head, because no one has ever corrected her. Like any of the guys shes blown or the girls shes tongued were all “i can’t tell her how terrible that was, shes Lindsay Lohan…” and Lohan is all “*snif* how was that baby? you liked that right baby? it was the best you ever had wasn’t it baby? wasn’t it?” and they’re like “yeah.. yeah.. it was the best.. uh.. wow.. like omg.” And Lindsay’s like “yeah I thought so. Now do me bitch.”

I dunno, I used to like lindsay lohan but now when I imagine her going down on me, I feel unsatisfied and disappointed. It’s kind of awkward.