The south sucks, this is just proof. The ‘dirt’ is actually that color. It has the consistency of grease and it’s in everything. If you don’t clean your bathtub, it’ll turn orange from the shit. Same with cars. I’ve seen white cars literally dyed from this mud because the fuckers are too lazy to wash their car now and again. Other’s purposely drive their redneck trucks with their tree trunk bumpers through the crap, and call it “muddin’,” I always laugh when the dumb fucks get stuck.

If you can’t tell, I really hate redneck land.