Sleep Positions

Added on September 20th, 2008 by diabeetus | Report Post
Tags:Humor, WTF

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15 years ago

Ok I get it, only prostitutes and senators have sex. Which means, unless your mom is a prostitute and your father a senator, you’re adopted.

nyoki (#3444)

15 years ago

I lol’d.

dookie_booty (#1726)

15 years ago

they spelled boogey man wrong. i’m totally pissed. >:-(

Ben1605 (#581)

15 years ago

Or maybe everyone who isn’t a prostitute or senator is sleeping next to their loved ones instead of on top, therefore making it impossible to see the second person in a profile view?

dieAntagonista (#)

15 years ago

Even if everyone who isn’t a prostitute or a senator is sleeping next to their loved ones instead of on top, they still wouldn’t be having sex, now would they?

And I just realised that would also mean, Adam=Senator, Eve=Prostitute

No wonder the story as we know it makes no sense.

Ben1605 (#581)

15 years ago

I don’t know about you Antagonista, but I don’t know of anyone who has sex while sleeping. Take note of the title of the post, “Sleeping Positions”

dieAntagonista (#)

15 years ago

Alright. Now THAT would mean, that prostitutes and senators never sleep. Only have sex. There’s still a high chance that everyone you know has been produced by prostitutes and senators!

I stick by it. It’s not everyday that I’m having a revelation.

Ben1605 (#581)

15 years ago

If they never sleep, they wouldn’t be on a poster of sleeping positions now would they? They bumped uglies, then fell asleep on top/below their counterparts. That’s the only logical solution.

But who cares, it’s funny, and that’s all that matters.

dieAntagonista (#)

15 years ago

I can’t believe we’re discussing this.
But you do seem to know more about prostitutes and senators than me, so… thanks for ruining my irrational daydream.