When we were on acid, we would go into the woods… cause when you’re in the woods tripping, there’s less likely a chance you’ll run into an authority figure. But we ran into a bear. That was even more of a buzzkill. My friend Dwayne was standing there raising his right hand, swearing to help prevent forest fires. We got away from the bear, he put his arm around my shoulder, he said “Mitchell… Smokey is way more intense in person!”
-Mitch Hedberg