Comments on: 100 Years Ago – Chatter Woman

By: Billy Manic

Billy Manic — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:29:58 +0000

@wookie_x
The better version of that joke goes

What do you tell a women with two black eyes?
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Nothing. You already told her twice.

By: Skipper

Skipper — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:27:31 +0000

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Ground up and in my freezer.

By: AlecDalek

AlecDalek — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:25:05 +0000

No one has a right to hit anyone else, but fuck, why can’t judges admonish those that just beg for it? If you cross the street without looking, it’s your fault if you get hit.

By: kuTTer

kuTTer — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:54:53 +0000

i like my women battered then fried : )

By: ohmybob

ohmybob — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 07:51:18 +0000

Hey, I’m a girl.
And you are all absolutely correct.
Back to the kitchen with me.

By: natedog

natedog — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 06:33:40 +0000

www.menarebetterthanwomen.com

By: pedantic

pedantic — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 05:53:58 +0000

What do women and computers have in common?
You never learn to appreciate them until they go down on you for the first time.

What is that useless skin called that surrounds the vagina?
The woman.

When do you buy a woman a watch?
You don’t, theres a clock on the stove.

What’s the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women’s clinic?
The goddamn dishes if she knows what’s good for her.

By: Mayyday

Mayyday — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:53:47 +0000

Yeah! Always going on about their shoes and their hair and their–

Wait, where am I? This doesn’t look like the kitchen.

By: yawn

yawn — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:42:17 +0000

Finally, a thread where we can all agree!

Female-inspired misanthropy is mankind’s one remaining source of unity and harmony.

Jah bless.

By: Puulaahi

Puulaahi — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:01:36 +0000

“No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.”
- Author Unknown