Zack and Miri Make A Porno

Oh Kevin Smith, how I love thee

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    13 Responses to Zack and Miri Make A Porno

    1. Kevin Smith sucks. One note and its pretty damned flat.

      His career has consisted of ‘Clerks’ and ‘shit’ in a ratio of 1:10. Yet he still thinks he’s talented and is in a position to criticize others?

      Oh this movie sucks too. They’re now trying to revive him by trying to trick people into thinking they’re getting one of the usual Apatow comedies? Shameful. That’s how low that fat fuck has sunk.

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    2. *cough cough* DOGMA *cough cough*

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    3. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
      Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
      Noise noise noise.
      1 2 1 2 3 4
      Noise noise noise.
      Smokin weed, smokin weed.
      Doin’ coke, drinkin beers.
      Drinkin beers, beers beers.
      Rollin’ fatties, smokin blunts.
      Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
      Rollin’ blunts and smokin um’
      15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
      If that money doesn’t show then you owe me owe me owe.
      My jungle love.
      Oh e oh e oh.
      I think I wanna know ya know ya … yeah, what.

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    4. also, WTF kind of name is Miri?

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    5. I do agree with mAgnUS BUTTfoorson.

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    6. dogma really is one of the best movies ever made. at least if you’re a lapsed catholic. it’s like kevin is talking just to me.

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    7. Even the worst Kevin Smith movie contains
      more clever content than most of hollywood schlock. His wit and sense of humor are legendary.
      Anyone that doesn’t get that, is just too stupid to understand. … except for Jersey Girl.
      Shit that was terrible.
      Seth Rogan in a Kevin Smith movie? This might be the
      big comeback. Can’t we all have hope?

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    8. I really, REALLY don’t wanna even THINK about Seth Rogan in a por… in a p…. po– HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH oh god my shoes

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    9. Kevin Smith stopped being funny right around the first time I heard one of his fanboys say “view askewniverse”

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    10. For a chubby guy, Seth Rogan isn’t actually that bad looking but yeah, I don’t want to see him in a porn.

      I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who doesn’t worship Kevin Smith. In the past, whenever I’d say “Yeah, I didn’t even watch Clerks all the way through…” people would jump all over me. I can’t help it that watching people on TV make the same jokes my friends where making when I was 14 isn’t amusing for me.

      Dogma was probably the highlight of his movies for me and even then I felt I could have spent my time better.

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    11. Did Duece just wank on his shoes?

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    12. @MrDooves I completely agree, jersey Girl sucked, immensely. I did enjoy his other movies tho, they were really funny, Mall Rats was my favorite. I almost stink-palmed my principal during graduation, but then id also smell of shit and to hell with that.

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