Governor Sarah Palin’s Speech

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    28 Responses to Governor Sarah Palin’s Speech

    1. Proof that TITS or GTFO defies even politics.

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    2. she wants american drilling. in her ass.

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    3. Her teleprompter went out halfway through her speech, and she still did an amazing job. Obama without a script is pure comedy.

      McCain and Obama are both douchebags.

      If only Colin Powell’s wife would let him run for office. Make him world Tzar.

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    4. @Tiki

      I want ME drilling in her ass, or where ever else, for that matter.

      And you would hit dat too!

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    5. @Nimbo:

      If people want a black man and a woman in office,
      Powell/Rice now that’s a ticket!

      Who ever wins the election, I hope they keep Condi on. Condi don’t take no shit! Bad perm and all!

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    6. Condi is about as bad as it gets….
      If you missed her being called a liar to her face by the senate…

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    7. Condi tied herself quite close to 43’s line after becoming Secretary of State. Too many people have a lot of sand in their vaginas over Bush Jr. Personaly, after the patriot act, I dont care what else he did, he needed to be put down.

      A zombie washington/lincoln ticket would loose to powell/whoever. But his wife says no.

      Bitch

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    8. “As for that VP talk all the time, I’ll tell you, I still can’t answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?” -Sarah Palin

      Best quote of the election!ROFL

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    9. You know those movies where the mom teaches the daughter how to please her boyfriend…

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    10. I know those movies.
      And I’ll take “The Mom looks like Sarah Palin FTW!”

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    11. @nimbo

      that’s the first i’ve heard about that. I’m nearly 100% sure that you’re wrong about that though, cause her speech was 100% canned right wing bullshit that was 95% utter bullshit that nearly every media team tore apart after she gave her presentation.

      she sucks and was full of shit. How can someone lie outright and expect the American people not to realize?

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    12. @Tiki
      The American people get lied to all the time, and not just by politicians.

      Most of the time, people are just going to believe what they want to believe. That’s why you see a speech like this an immediately start calling her a lying whore or whatever, whereas somebody else sees it and thinks she did a great job.

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    13. @flyingmantisshrimp stop lying to tiki

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    14. @asdf
      I TOLD HIM THAT IF HE PLANTED THE BEANS CORRECTLY, THE STALK WOULD GROW TO EPIC PROPORTIONS. IT’S NOT MY FAULT TIKI SUCKS WITH GARDENING.

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    15. @Nimbo

      You mean like when Obama talks candidly to small groups of people in open parks as he tours the country? Who’s holding the teleprompter, the squirrels?

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    16. Paul must die. He has discovered obama’s teleprompter secret.

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    17. Creationist = automatic fail.

      And I would love to see how an anti-abortionist would react if she was raped and became pregnant.

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    18. “american, cunt, lier, McCain, palin, patriotic, piece of shit, Politics, shithead, slut, traitor, usa, whore, working mother”

      Gotta love the tags there, diabeetus. Getting enough fiber in your diet. X-D

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    19. “Hi! My name’s Sarah. I don’t really know what Mr. McCain wants me to do, but what I DO know is that I hate women having the right to decide what goes on inside their own bodies; I know I want stone-age religious mythology force-fed to kids in schools; I know I think it’s wrong to teach kids about sex so that even more kids will end up like my own darling daughter who’s such a teenage-mother role model for the rest of America’s youth and I know that that ‘global warming’ thing the tree-huggers talk about is just a fantasy caused by having pieces of broken-off ice-shelf cooling down their brains as it floats south to melt.

      So…thank God I’m cute! Cos then you’ll spend the election campaign coming up with stuff like ‘VPILF’ and telling yourselves I’m just a harmless soccer mum at heart; until one day you wake up with me in office. And then you can kiss your rights, your environment and your fucking asses goodbye.”

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    20. ALL POLITICIANS AND NEWS REPORTERS ARE PUPPETS

      THEY DONT WRITE THE SHIT THEY SAY

      THEY SIMPLY REPEAT WORDS WRITTEN DOWN BY THEIR HANDLERS

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    21. Little too subtle there Svartmetall

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    22. @Paul
      Paul, I talk candidly to small groups of people in parks without a teleprompter, can you write me in on your ballot?

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    23. Paul, I expose myself frequently to small groups of people in parks without a teleprompter or underwear. Can you write me in on your ballot?

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    24. i lived in Anchorage, AK for 20 years. Wasilla, where she was mayor, was a po-dunk place and a 50+ mile commute to Anchorage. she got $27 MILLION for WASILLA? She is an ass kicker. that’s amazing. and when they say she supported the “bridge to nowhere’ – that bridge went to Wasilla- and cut 30+ miles off of the commute. we ALWAYS wanted a bridge there…

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    25. @storminator

      YES. EXACTLY.

      so why is she running on a “no pork” and “no good old boys” platform? If she’s able to get those projects, which are defined as “pork barrel” projects, why is she running like she’s against that kind of shit?

      Also: that bridge was never made, so I think you’re full of shit 😉

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    26. Well, Obama and Biden both voted for the bridge, so at least they provided their support for it, Storm.

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