Astronauts: Past and Present

from the NASA POTD

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    1. Q What shampoo did NASA give the Challenger astronauts?
      A Head and Shoulders

      Q Where did the Challenger astronauts spend their last vacation?
      A All over a Florida beach

      Q What does NASA stand for?
      A Need Another Seven Astronauts

      Q How many astronauts can you fit into a Volkswagen Bug?
      A 11, two in the front, two in the back, and seven in the ashtray

      Q What did the tv announcer say after the Challenger exploded?
      A No, no, I meant BUD-light!

      Q What did Christa M. say to her husband before she left that morning?
      A You feed the dog, I’ll feed the fish.

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    2. Thanks, nate. I haven’t heard those since grade school.

      You forgot the one about what color her eyes were, though.

      And yes, they were blue. One blew this way, one blew that way.

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    3. I hadn’t heard those.

      Some part of me wants to laugh at them, but the part of me that isn’t an evil asshole finds them abhorrent.

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    4. The evil part of me wants to add this one, and the good part is out of town:

      How do we know Christa M. was the best teacher ever?

      She only blew up in front of her class once.

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    5. I don’t think I see Lisa Nowak there, that crazy astronaut kidnapper.

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    6. Yeah, I’m with Phat Stack where is the diaper lady?

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