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    1. You ever notice the only time she’s in photos without glasses are her modelling/beauty pagent shots? It’s like she’s terrified at the thought of people thinking she might be a stupid pretty girl if she doesn’t have her nerd specs on.

      Deep seated insecurities. Another must have quality for a VP who more than likely will end up as prez when mcmummy finally packs it in.

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    2. Sorry, PAGEANT. Damn meth makin me type all jittery an stuff.

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    3. @Puulaahi
      +1
      With all the issues being raised around this election, an election which is gonna have a big effect on most of the planet, and all most people can talk about is how much they would/wouldn’t bang the proposed vice-president? Goes to show how much interest people have in it.
      /rant
      by the way, I live in Ireland so I couldn’t give a Brad Pitt who wins, I wanna rant!

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    4. I think there should be real questions about whether she’s qualified to protect the space-time continuum.

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    5. @reboot

      I thought the VP’s sole duty was to cast the tie-breaking vote in the Senate.

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    6. Absolutely right, Mayyday! I wonder if SHE knows that . . . ?

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    7. Prediction…
      1- Loses VP Spot
      2- Is found Guilty
      3- Gets divorced over discovered affair.
      4- Shows up in Playboy’s “Milfs I would hit but not vote for” 🙂

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    8. @colonel

      Is that better or worse than our last election, when people voted for which candidate they’d rather have a beer with?

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    9. @Marianne_W

      I was actually trying to set reboot up for a Futurama joke, but ok.

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    10. She’s a religious wack job…. she is quoted as saying the war and the Alaska pipeline where “gods will”

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    11. “I thought the VP’s sole duty was to cast the tie-breaking vote in the Senate.”

      Which, given that she’s a far right-winger who denies global warming, denies scienctific fact (i.e. is pro-creationism) and denies women the right to even decide what goes on their own bodies, is a very worrying thought indeed.

      She may be an atractive woman, but so what? She’s only slightly to the left of Hermann Goering, and that’s the last thing America needs in a VP right after they’ve endured 8 years of the most divisive, criminal, hated and ridiculed President the nation has ever seen.

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    12. Wow. Ever since Mayyday’s attempt at a Futurama reference/setup, this thread has failed terribly.

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    13. Sarah is a Christian with decent Christian moral values and the American people appreciate that in her. She is a breath of fresh cold clean Alaska air and the fact that she is a regular person not more intelligent smarty college types proves that she is in touch. In fact, the fact that she has very little experience in government means she will win because MOST AMERICANS DO NOT HAVE GOVERNMENT EXPERIENCE! She is one of us and she will win. SHAME ON THE LIBS for talking about her private life. WE NEVER DO THAT! WE RESPECT THE RIGHTS OF INDIVIDUALS TO BE FREE IN AMERICA! It’s over, libs.

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    14. @Svartmetall: Goering, and indeed, all of the Nazis were socialists (and thus about as far to the left as the scale goes), you fucking idiot.
      Also, Godwin fail

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    15. @gudis
      Nazi’s were left-wing socialists?! Do you even know what any of words mean?

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    16. @ Gudis

      Go to Wikipedia. Look up ‘National Socialism’. Then go sit in a corner and eat your own liver in shame at the epic self-ownage you just committed.

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    17. What is the internet coming to when we’d rather debate politics than make Futurama references?

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    18. I don’t know, Mayyday. I just don’t know.

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    19. Ya Gudis considering the Nazi party was completely anti-socialist you kind of bonered yourself there. I think you were aiming for nationalist socialist which is a different animal. Like Svarmetall said go hit the books and come back with an apology and some cake.

      I think this chick is awesome. Awesome to the max. Now don’t you guys worry about blank. Let her worry about blank. Blank!?! Blank!? You’re not looking at the big picture!

      One thing I know is this: she’s very anti-abortion. Even in cases of rape. Which means if I rape her just right she’ll be forced to have my bastard baby and I’ll be the unwanted stepfather of American royalty and forever go down in history as one cool motherfucker.

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    20. @colonel-yum-yum

      Screw politics, I want to drink Guinness!

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    21. Yep, nothing socialist here…

      9. All citizens must have equal rights and obligations.

      10. The first obligation of every citizen must be to work both spiritually and physically. The activity of individuals is not to counteract the interests of the universality, but must have its result within the framework of the whole for the benefit of all Consequently we demand:

      11. Abolition of unearned (work and labour) incomes. Breaking of rent-slavery.

      12. In consideration of the monstrous sacrifice in property and blood that each war demands of the people personal enrichment through a war must be designated as a crime against the people. Therefore we demand the total confiscation of all war profits.

      13. We demand the nationalization of all (previous) associated industries (trusts).

      14. We demand a division of profits of all heavy industries.

      15. We demand an expansion on a large scale of old age welfare.

      20. The state is to be responsible for a fundamental reconstruction of our whole national education program, to enable every capable and industrious German to obtain higher education and subsequently introduction into leading positions. The plans of instruction of all educational institutions are to conform with the experiences of practical life. The comprehension of the concept of the State must be striven for by the school [Staatsbuergerkunde] as early as the beginning of understanding. We demand the education at the expense of the State of outstanding intellectually gifted children of poor parents without consideration of position or profession.

      21. The State is to care for the elevating national health by protecting the mother and child, by outlawing child-labor, by the encouragement of physical fitness, by means of the legal establishment of a gymnastic and sport obligation, by the utmost support of all organizations concerned with the physical instruction of the young.

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    22. I demand rule 34!
      fap fap fap

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    23. I’d hit it…TWICE!!! And then I would have sex with it.

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    24. I’d tap it like a drum set.

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    25. @jimmieq
      Just thought I’d point out that Rule 34 is not something that can be demanded. It is a law of the universe. It exists whether you want it to or not.

      IE
      Sarah Palin exists, ergo Rule 34. No exceptions.

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