Comments on: Why I watched the Olympics

By: Kaos_Shredder

Kaos_Shredder — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 06:49:02 +0000

Point: Down here in New Zealand, 16 is legal. I’d hit that…once i somehow kidnapped her and got her through several customs stations at international airports that is..

By: wakky

wakky — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:21:07 +0000

@Tardex
Wrong, it was 14 in Canada till about 4 months ago, which was when they raised it to 16….Even so, its always been to within 2 years, not 3. So anything under 16 in Canada is jailbait PERIOD. Since this one is 16, if your 16/17/18 its completely legal.
Oh ya, except anal. Anal is only legal for 18+

By: vandal

vandal — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 21:38:59 +0000

oh yeah and, 10$ of any denomination says shes in back door sluts 9 by the time london comes around.

By: vandal

vandal — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 21:37:44 +0000

shit cavemen did it when they were 4 so i’d hit it, ask the geico guy if he’d hit it.

By: borandi

borandi — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 07:01:18 +0000

@ deuce:

In the UK the legal age is 16. There are countries outside the US and North America y’know. You may be over there, but we can all see and hear what idiot was elected.

By: AgZed

AgZed — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 04:52:07 +0000

@wookie_x: Given that nowadays people go to jail for shooting at people who are robbing their house, he’d likely wind up doing time for assault, be forced to attend anger management classes, and have his wages garnished to pay for your mental & emotional damage, while being vilified on Digg, Reddit, et al, for trying to interfere with young love. Welcome to the future, ain’t it great?

That being said, 16 years old is awful close to “young enough to be my kid” age, so while she is kinda cute, I will neither om nor nom, and will instead complain about my hip and go yell at the kids to get off my lawn.

By: jimmieq

jimmieq — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 03:56:30 +0000

She’s still cute.

By: mikoyangurevich15

mikoyangurevich15 — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 03:38:45 +0000

I smell a lot of wishful thinking here.

By: wookie_x

wookie_x — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 03:21:21 +0000

@reboot

Doing time? WTF? If some father kicked your ass for fucking around with his daughter, you’d be LUCKY if got as much as a ticket. Seriously, are you even out of high school yet?

By: dub_1211

dub_1211 — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 01:51:34 +0000

so……… you like 12 year old boys????

By: RP

RP — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 01:29:00 +0000

Lookit’ her thighs.

By: reboot

reboot — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 00:10:35 +0000

@wookie_x
And when his dumb ass is doing to time for assault, I’ll be making time with his daughter. Any parent who expects their 16 year old daughter to be celibate is retarded. Just ask Sarah Palin.

By: flintlocke

flintlocke — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:59:20 +0000

@wookie

Um, yeah — that’s why you don’t tell her father. Duhhhhhh…..

By: Tardex

Tardex — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:44:44 +0000

Also, @ deuce

14 is the age of consent in Canada within 3 years. If you are 18, 19, 20 etc. it is illegal.

By: TrikYodz

TrikYodz — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:43:23 +0000

thank god im 17
but then again i liked that blonde girl who got first place. she was from russia/texas

By: Tardex

Tardex — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:40:48 +0000

If your under 19 shes still legal!!!!

By: wookie_x

wookie_x — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:37:38 +0000

@ reboot

Just tell a father that his 16 year old daughter isn’t a child, and that you intend to have sex with her. After you’re done picking up your teeth from the floor, you can rest assured that your pedantic observation has been noted.

By: deuce

deuce — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:32:55 +0000

16 is legal in a lot of states, as well as all of Canada.

By: reboot

reboot — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:27:45 +0000

To be pedantic, a 16 year old is not a child. And being attracted to a 16 year old is not pedophilia.

By: wookie_x

wookie_x — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:09:10 +0000

Jailbait: A person below the age of consent for sexual activity, considered as a potential sexual partner.

Pedophile: A person who has a sexual preference for children; Adults who engage in sexual activity with children.

For what it’s worth.

By: Exacerbate

Exacerbate — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:08:44 +0000

Hey Shawn. I have some cheese over here for you! Idk, I think she’s pretty fugly.

By: Puulaahi

Puulaahi — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:07:50 +0000

Alicia Sacramone was the hottest US Gymnast and of age(20). Yum yum

By: userwhat

userwhat — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:03:03 +0000

beat me to it phil

By: userwhat

userwhat — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:02:44 +0000

heh, too bad shes like 16

By: phil

phil — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:02:41 +0000

Born January 19, 1992. Just saying.