cafnbeat — October 1, 2008 @ 12:09 am

Touche salesman.

cafnbeat — October 1, 2008 @ 12:12 am

Oh yeah. First and Second. I’m the man now dog.

Puulaahi — October 1, 2008 @ 1:24 am

Well cry about it.

Special Kail — September 30, 2008 @ 11:04 pm

[please visit the Tiki Web Group

garbledxmission — September 30, 2008 @ 11:13 pm

didn’t you learn in this post, http://www.myconfinedspace.com.....es-a-year/
Guess your parents were related.

MrPsychic — September 30, 2008 @ 11:15 pm

Speaking about retards who parents must have been related, there’s that freak Dennis Rodman.

Caio — September 30, 2008 @ 11:18 pm

People only ever read the first post and the last one. And the last one is constantly changing.

Never underestimate the power of grabbing the only post anyone actually ever reads, even if you have nothing to say. It is automatic ePenis times infinity.

I respect Special Kail even more than I respect myself right now.

Puulaahi — September 30, 2008 @ 11:34 pm

Old but tits.

garbledxmission — September 30, 2008 @ 11:35 pm

You’re a bad, bad man. I guess that’s why it’s so much fun to read your comments.

garbledxmission — September 30, 2008 @ 11:37 pm

I was referring to Ciao, but you are amusing too, oh Hemperor of the Beach.

Brevity Truta — September 30, 2008 @ 11:43 pm

‘Hemperor’?! Haha, ok now he has to wear purple boardies.

The picture’s a bit weird. Can a black man still not put his hands on a white woman in America for real?

Caio — October 1, 2008 @ 12:38 am

A black man can’t put his hands on a white woman when she’s Uncle Jesse’s bitch.

A regular man could kick his ass. Uncle Jesse could destroy his fucking soul.

http://www.wwujd.com/unclejessesdiary.htm

Brevity Truta — October 1, 2008 @ 12:53 am

Took me some piecing together (I’m not up with who’s whose bitch, evidently!) after the first couple of diary entries made me laugh (never saw the show, either, he wasn’t really like that was he, funnier if he wasn’t and has warped on the internet a la Chuck Norris) … so …

HAHAHAHA! Good call.

Caio — October 1, 2008 @ 12:54 am

On an unrelated note, I have written a short poem to express the profound admiration Special Kail has earned from me:

The tune that is yours and mine to play upon this
earth
We’ll play it out the best we know, whatever it
is worth
What’s lost is lost, we can’t regain what went
down in the flood
But happiness to me is you and I love you more
than blood.

First posts are forever! I’ll meet you at the gates of Hell!

Brevity Truta — October 1, 2008 @ 1:14 am

Oh, stirring words. Aside from the heroic mission accomplished, it’s the name, isn’t it? Special Kail is truly a name to muse upon and make great verse!

Caio — October 1, 2008 @ 1:26 am

lol you got me.

In him I see myself as a young internet user. I will groom and train him, so he may truly live up to his name. And when he is wise, he will carry the torch when I go AFK.

Brevity Truta — October 1, 2008 @ 1:41 am

Hehe. Seriously, though, how could Special Kail do anything but accept his Epic Destiny?!

MikeBabaguh — September 30, 2008 @ 10:06 pm

Great tits.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — September 30, 2008 @ 10:37 pm

I would hit that so hard it would go back in time.

88mph up the ass baby

MikeBabaguh — September 30, 2008 @ 10:38 pm

ahahahaha

Puulaahi — September 30, 2008 @ 10:45 pm

I’d make her smile.

SKILLERWHALE — October 1, 2008 @ 1:24 am

Shes smiling at the dennis rodman joke.

nicklogan2 — October 1, 2008 @ 7:12 am

she likes it up the butt!!

Special Kail — September 30, 2008 @ 9:30 pm

[please visit the Tiki Web Group

cafnbeat — September 30, 2008 @ 10:46 pm

@Special Kail:

Could you please be more gay with your post on such an awesome picture? More like Special Fail.

Krzmrzk — October 1, 2008 @ 12:29 am

So does the guy in the pic make models or something? Maybe he works in an action figure assembly plant?

Pants — October 1, 2008 @ 1:58 am

Actually, he’s the guy that walks around in parks chanting “The Old Testament”. Not the book, just those three words. Never since the pancake astronaut has a position been held with such prestige.

Kero — September 30, 2008 @ 9:09 pm

[please visit the Tiki Web Group

rebelyell2006 — September 30, 2008 @ 9:41 pm

Wait, I’m supposed to be envious of her penis? Or is she envious of mine? What?

Marrock — September 30, 2008 @ 9:52 pm

Maybe you both wish you had one?

Caio — September 30, 2008 @ 10:21 pm

Lucky bitch.

Gouki4u — September 30, 2008 @ 11:33 pm

If she really wants a penis she can use mine for a while.

AbNo — October 1, 2008 @ 7:10 am

There a…. story behind this pic or something?

Caio — October 1, 2008 @ 10:43 am

There probably is, abno.

j_bryon — October 3, 2008 @ 9:45 am

rebelyell2006 & AbNo>>
Because I she is a dyke!

Deinonychus — September 30, 2008 @ 8:57 pm

Also, Mark Hamill is reprising his role as the voice of the Joker. Can’t go wrong there!

Paul_Is_Drunk — September 30, 2008 @ 11:01 pm

Is that Killer Croc in the first pic?

Anyone else remember when he was just a hood with a skin condition?

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — October 1, 2008 @ 12:02 am

Heh…ya he was a sideshow freak next and suddenly he hopped, skipped, and jumped into superfreak.

Game looks sick. Hope it lives up. The company making it seems pretty small time so pressure is on.

Phyreblade — October 5, 2008 @ 1:05 am

Looks like this is gonna be good…

Special Kail — September 30, 2008 @ 7:10 pm

[please visit the Tiki Web Group

mikoyangurevich15 — September 30, 2008 @ 7:14 pm

Oh yes they can,”dangerous cowboy”.

Marrock — September 30, 2008 @ 7:23 pm

Used to call that John Woo’ing it.

Puulaahi — September 30, 2008 @ 7:26 pm

The white Inspector Tequila!

Randomguy — September 30, 2008 @ 7:30 pm

Because it all makes sense.

When your pals bring assault rifles you know you have to out cool them by bringing not one pistol but TWO!!!!onezomg!

I like the guy with the AK and the beanie hat in the background looking at him as if he is thinking “WTF is he doing!?”

Lorfmachine — September 30, 2008 @ 7:46 pm

I like how it looks like the whole bunch’a them is gonna tear some poor sob a new shitter.

natedog — September 30, 2008 @ 7:50 pm

it’s the water bottle that makes him hardcore

Brevity Truta — September 30, 2008 @ 8:01 pm

That’s how they get cats out of trees in America?!

Nimbo — September 30, 2008 @ 8:24 pm

Mexican cops.
Note how pretty much every weapon there uses a different mag

Mr.Fantastic — September 30, 2008 @ 8:26 pm

Is there people out there who only use 1 pistol as their secondary?

Elepski — September 30, 2008 @ 8:36 pm

Screw dual wield… I’ll take that stainless and polymer AR-15 that the guy in camo is rockin’… It looks just like the one I already have.. so I would have two.. wait.?…. Ok unscrew the dual wield thing

efraiel — September 30, 2008 @ 8:52 pm

thats a ruger mini 14 or 30.

Doctor Thompson — September 30, 2008 @ 9:19 pm

screw duel weilding, I think the guy who showed up with a neon backpack while all his friends are dressed in black is pretty BA.

garbledxmission — September 30, 2008 @ 9:47 pm

I think the guy in the back with his eyes closed thinking: “please don’t kill me, please don’t kill me!” He is the most awesome of all.

Thrella — September 30, 2008 @ 9:56 pm

More likely PM RJ (Military Police of Rio De Janeiro) We’re known for large array of semis and… The occasional DWing cop. Seriously.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uIkynfgE1U

Even there.

hellb0y666 — September 30, 2008 @ 10:44 pm

it’s a brazilian gun party…we shoot each other just for fun!

nyokki — September 30, 2008 @ 11:05 pm

Linkin Parks’ Numb? I love the chick that’s eye fucking the guy w/ a really big gun in her face.

Caio — October 1, 2008 @ 12:46 am

You have all those guns, thrella, and yet you are like the only city in the world that has favelas that the police can only patrol two dozen cops at a time.

Enjoy your localized post-apocalypse.

pvdlkccfzs — October 1, 2008 @ 11:00 am

Probably a Terrorist player in CS.

Phyreblade — October 5, 2008 @ 1:05 am

Got the balaclava and everything… Betcha he practiced in CS for this very scenario every day…

natedog — September 30, 2008 @ 6:04 pm

jesus christ I’m a fucking retard

suicydking — September 30, 2008 @ 6:16 pm

first

suicydking — September 30, 2008 @ 6:17 pm

Sorry, that was a test.

Anyhow, this image is awesome.
Yet another post where I knew who submitted it before checking. Great stuff as usual, nyokki!

MikeBabaguh — September 30, 2008 @ 6:19 pm

Good stuff as always, nyokki.

Damn southern hemisphere lucked out on this. Those planets are all currently in the morning sky for the north.

garbledxmission — September 30, 2008 @ 6:35 pm

Beautiful pic, nyokki. Not only is the celestial amazing, but I loved the reflected lights of the cityline off of the water counterpointed by the light of the sunset on the horizon.

Nate. Yes, yes you are. But we still love ya anyways big guy.

garbledxmission — September 30, 2008 @ 6:36 pm

Sorry, celestial *alignment*.

nyokki — September 30, 2008 @ 7:31 pm

Ummm, thanx everyone. Apparently I’m still not bright enough to post the link to the actual pic rather than a generic one.

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/ap.....dsmith.jpg

natedog — September 30, 2008 @ 7:52 pm

Tiki, i see what you did there

Puulaahi — September 30, 2008 @ 7:59 pm

Stardust

Brevity Truta — September 30, 2008 @ 8:04 pm

That is beautiful, indeed.

garbledxmission — September 30, 2008 @ 9:55 pm

Tiki did give fair warning. Of course all the tards will come up with their 4chan, fark, etc., style methods of showing just how shallow their end of the gene pool is.

Camiam321 — September 30, 2008 @ 5:13 pm

Terrible shame, that

jayarmstrong — September 30, 2008 @ 5:25 pm

Not a good way to leave the futbol game. I see a lot of Chivas jerseys in the background.

Disgustipater — September 30, 2008 @ 5:48 pm

What is going on in picture #3?

JamesTuskGeorge — September 30, 2008 @ 5:50 pm

Land of the free!

jayarmstrong — September 30, 2008 @ 5:53 pm

picture #3.he’s helping her remove some change from her pantalones..

traptin85 — September 30, 2008 @ 5:59 pm

yeah, it took me a while to figure that one out too.

deuce — September 30, 2008 @ 6:09 pm

LOL ROFFLE

Gouki4u — September 30, 2008 @ 6:24 pm

Some asshole complained, and ruined it for everybody.

thelotuseater725 — September 30, 2008 @ 6:25 pm

Fucking nazis.

reboot — September 30, 2008 @ 6:59 pm

“Some asshole’s wife/gf complained, and ruined it for everybody.”
Fixed that for you.

AgZed — September 30, 2008 @ 7:01 pm

“Alright, Miss, that’s enough playing Attention Whore from you. We’re taking you down to the station where you can play the normal kind for a few hours.”

At least, that’s how it’d be if we lived in the Pornoverse.

mikoyangurevich15 — September 30, 2008 @ 7:16 pm

I`d bet her parents are proud of her.

Randomguy — September 30, 2008 @ 7:32 pm

““Alright, Miss, that’s enough playing Attention Whore from you. We’re taking you down to the station where you can play the normal kind for a few hours.”
At least, that’s how it’d be if we lived in the Pornoverse.”

Dude your onto a winner with that idea.

We can but dream.

Puulaahi — September 30, 2008 @ 7:36 pm

The game was boring, so the audience needed some real entertainment.

AgZed — September 30, 2008 @ 8:33 pm

And is it me, or in the 2nd to last pic, doesn’t it look like someone finally told the fella in the Chivas jersey and baseball cap what he was missing? The expression on his face just screams, “Wait, she was doing WHAT?”

Either that or he just heard someone say, “That’s the guy whose girlfriend complained!” But in Spanish of course. So it probably sounded like, “Quiera mucha cerveza y los tocadores. Es caliente, usted es hermoso.” At least, it does in my head, because that’s all the Spanish I know.

MikeBabaguh — September 30, 2008 @ 10:08 pm

Aw man, she looked so happy in the second pic!

nyokki — September 30, 2008 @ 11:12 pm

I still can’t tell what’s going on in the 3rd pic.

Jaypeezy — October 1, 2008 @ 1:18 am

She’s getting handcuffed by the cops behind her

LukeV1-5 — October 1, 2008 @ 11:02 am

Those…mother…fuckers.

acid_monkey — October 1, 2008 @ 3:14 pm

nyoki do you se what she have in the first pic? in her hand well that is in her bag in the 3rd pic and the dude is helpinge her to reach it so she wont bend too much. so her boobs dont bounce out of her skirt.

Alessandro ALEH — October 1, 2008 @ 4:29 pm

Oh….. COME ON!!!!!

¬¬

Phyreblade — October 5, 2008 @ 1:02 am

SONOFA… Freakin’ spoilports everywhere these days…

shipoopie — September 30, 2008 @ 4:02 pm

I shall henceforth be known as Shidouchie.

Doctor Thompson — September 30, 2008 @ 4:11 pm

you sir are a douche, and shall henceforth be known as Shidouchie.

dorix — September 30, 2008 @ 4:16 pm

The real purpose of this is to print the likeness of Jesus on your toast, and then sell it on eBay to idiots.

zenjim — September 30, 2008 @ 4:32 pm

thank god for idiots that buy stupid shit

reboot — September 30, 2008 @ 4:39 pm

Its real, but you can’t actually buy one.

rebelyell2006 — September 30, 2008 @ 5:17 pm

Dear god, Michael Phelps is ugly.

saborlas — September 30, 2008 @ 5:36 pm

It’s not real until I can buy one.

traptin85 — September 30, 2008 @ 6:37 pm

“The real purpose of this is to print the likeness of Jesus on your toast, and then sell it on eBay to idiots.”

exactly what I thought

mikoyangurevich15 — September 30, 2008 @ 7:18 pm

Their coffee maker/scanner is even better.

MacheteJak — September 30, 2008 @ 7:21 pm

MUST have this.

Stolid — September 30, 2008 @ 8:20 pm

Is that whale-tail on the top on? Porn-toast FTW!!

multi_masked — September 30, 2008 @ 10:44 pm

I actually followed the link to go and buy it, but alas, it isn’t for sale!