500 dollar premium denon link cable

Posted on August 27, 2008 by tiki god |
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500 dollar premium denon link cable



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25 Responses to “500 dollar premium denon link cable”

  1. RSIxidor (UID#950) on August 27th, 2008 7:09 pm Reply to this comment

    Would a regular Ethernet cable work?

  2. tarod (UID#4487) on August 27th, 2008 7:10 pm Reply to this comment

    Registered just to say OMFG WHAT A RIPOFF

  3. suicydking (UID#2291) on August 27th, 2008 7:17 pm Reply to this comment

    “designed for the audio enthusiast” is another way of saying same crap with a 5000% markup.

    “audio enthusiast” is another way of saying my hobby is spending money.

  4. reboot (UID#436) on August 27th, 2008 7:46 pm Reply to this comment

    I applaud products such as this. Stupid people shouldn’t be allowed to have money.

  5. Kidrythm (UID#4408) on August 27th, 2008 7:48 pm Reply to this comment

    It will be obsolete in 3…2…1…

  6. Drunkin (UID#4102) on August 27th, 2008 7:50 pm Reply to this comment

    Because zeroes and ones are transfered better through “high purity copper.”

  7. reboot (UID#436) on August 27th, 2008 7:50 pm Reply to this comment

    “signal directional markings are provided for optimal signal transfer”
    Because if there’s one thing that quantum mechanics has taught us, it’s that electrons need road signs.

  8. Stolid (UID#1669) on August 27th, 2008 7:56 pm Reply to this comment

    Spelling fail and all…

  9. natedog (UID#1905) on August 27th, 2008 8:32 pm Reply to this comment

    i’ll tell you about it later

  10. Kidrythm (UID#4408) on August 27th, 2008 8:44 pm Reply to this comment

    A $500 high tech product made by the hands of a $1 a day laborer…
    Denon should retool and get into footwear market.

  11. FlyingMantisShrimp (UID#1114) on August 27th, 2008 9:19 pm Reply to this comment

    You guys need to check the reviews of this thing on Amazon.

  12. fatkidsay (UID#2008) on August 27th, 2008 9:19 pm Reply to this comment

    Maybe that’s in Canadian dollars which means this is about $20 which seems about right for 6ft of cat5 cable.

  13. FlyingMantisShrimp (UID#1114) on August 27th, 2008 9:22 pm Reply to this comment

    http://www.amazon.com/review/p....._pr_link_1

  14. silverflux (UID#1301) on August 27th, 2008 9:50 pm Reply to this comment

    ”
    214 of 225 people found the following review helpful:
    4.0 out of 5 stars Terrific Cable for the price, but, please be careful, June 14, 2008
    By Momo the Barbarian (Philadelphia, PA USA) - See all my reviews
    I wish that I could give this product the full five stars. Based on its ability to enhance the musical, spatial, temporal and spiritual qualities of any recording, it is worth many multiples of the reasonable asking price. Unfortunately, Denon does not provide the necessary warning regarding the directionality of the cable. As I write this email, a small black hole is tearing through the space time fabric of my living room, consuming everything in its path (including my former pet Chihuahua, Wolfgang). A simple warning to prevent me from having reverse cabled my new joy for experimental reasons would have also spared me the horror of bidding adieu to 20 years woth of collecting (yes my cabbage patch dolls and hummel figurines are now faint memories of the past, for this dimension anyway). I bid you all adieu as I now see my walls dissolving… goodbye cruel worl”

    ahaha. i’m going to be giggling about this for days.

  15. Recondomoe (UID#3299) on August 27th, 2008 9:54 pm Reply to this comment

    @FMS-Love the reviews.

    Perhaps this is in Zimbabwe currency with the new $100,000,000,000 note being introduced.

  16. nyokki (UID#3444) on August 27th, 2008 10:00 pm Reply to this comment

    Those reviews were hysterical. I wonder if he ever found his cat. Scientology should have consulted w/ these guys before coming up w/ the E-Meter.

  17. dorix (UID#657) on August 27th, 2008 10:04 pm Reply to this comment

    @fatkidsay: That joke wasn’t even funny BEFORE the value of the American dollar fell to less than the Canadian dollar, and that was a whole year ago. They’ve been hovering near par ever since.

  18. nyokki (UID#3444) on August 28th, 2008 12:06 am Reply to this comment

    Or you could spend ur xtra cash on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on4P94lyGyE

  19. Phyreblade (UID#1414) on August 28th, 2008 2:11 am Reply to this comment

    MAN… I was roflcoptering all over the place reading those reviews… totally Awesome… Best evar… Thanks for the link there FMS…

  20. vandal (UID#3570) on August 28th, 2008 2:53 am Reply to this comment

    This post was so funny I logged in to comment, and I only usually do that for porn. The amazon reviews are priceless, it’s like the guy from the denon company copy and pasted the bull shit off their website and posted it as a review.

  21. Ando (UID#260) on August 28th, 2008 4:38 am Reply to this comment

    FMS FTW!
    Prime linkage dude. Thx.

  22. RSIxidor (UID#950) on August 28th, 2008 7:31 am Reply to this comment

    Guys, get your foil covered refurb for 1G

    Used and New

  23. TGGeko (UID#2562) on August 28th, 2008 8:25 am Reply to this comment

    We need a system of money that is totally transparent. through this we would see how much it costs to make and how much they ask us to pay. Imagine how much better the economy would be if we saw how much some one is making off of us. It would certainly drive down prices from these kinds of products.

  24. fatkidsay (UID#2008) on August 28th, 2008 8:46 am Reply to this comment

    Check out the tags people used to describe it

    http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AK.....st_edpp_sa

  25. LukeV1-5 (UID#1029) on August 28th, 2008 1:26 pm Reply to this comment

    I want one of these.

    Just for a conversation piece.

    “Yeah, here, see this cable? Cost me $500, and I don’t even know what it does.”

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