500 dollar premium denon link cable

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25 Responses to “500 dollar premium denon link cable”

1. 

   RSIxidor

   on August 27th, 2008 at 7:09 pm

   Would a regular Ethernet cable work?

2. 

   tarod

   on August 27th, 2008 at 7:10 pm

   Registered just to say OMFG WHAT A RIPOFF

3. 

   suicydking

   on August 27th, 2008 at 7:17 pm

   “designed for the audio enthusiast” is another way of saying same crap with a 5000% markup.

   “audio enthusiast” is another way of saying my hobby is spending money.

4. 

   reboot

   on August 27th, 2008 at 7:46 pm

   I applaud products such as this. Stupid people shouldn’t be allowed to have money.

5. 

   Kidrythm

   on August 27th, 2008 at 7:48 pm

   It will be obsolete in 3…2…1…

6. 

   Drunkin

   on August 27th, 2008 at 7:50 pm

   Because zeroes and ones are transfered better through “high purity copper.”

7. 

   reboot

   on August 27th, 2008 at 7:50 pm

   “signal directional markings are provided for optimal signal transfer”
   Because if there’s one thing that quantum mechanics has taught us, it’s that electrons need road signs.

8. 

   Stolid

   on August 27th, 2008 at 7:56 pm

   Spelling fail and all…

9. 

   natedog

   on August 27th, 2008 at 8:32 pm

   i’ll tell you about it later

10. 

    Kidrythm

    on August 27th, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    A $500 high tech product made by the hands of a $1 a day laborer…
    Denon should retool and get into footwear market.

11. 

    FlyingMantisShrimp

    on August 27th, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    You guys need to check the reviews of this thing on Amazon.

12. 

    fatkidsay

    on August 27th, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    Maybe that’s in Canadian dollars which means this is about $20 which seems about right for 6ft of cat5 cable.

13. 

    FlyingMantisShrimp

    on August 27th, 2008 at 9:22 pm

    http://www.amazon.com/review/p....._pr_link_1

14. 

    silverflux

    on August 27th, 2008 at 9:50 pm

    ”
    214 of 225 people found the following review helpful:
    4.0 out of 5 stars Terrific Cable for the price, but, please be careful, June 14, 2008
    By Momo the Barbarian (Philadelphia, PA USA) - See all my reviews
    I wish that I could give this product the full five stars. Based on its ability to enhance the musical, spatial, temporal and spiritual qualities of any recording, it is worth many multiples of the reasonable asking price. Unfortunately, Denon does not provide the necessary warning regarding the directionality of the cable. As I write this email, a small black hole is tearing through the space time fabric of my living room, consuming everything in its path (including my former pet Chihuahua, Wolfgang). A simple warning to prevent me from having reverse cabled my new joy for experimental reasons would have also spared me the horror of bidding adieu to 20 years woth of collecting (yes my cabbage patch dolls and hummel figurines are now faint memories of the past, for this dimension anyway). I bid you all adieu as I now see my walls dissolving… goodbye cruel worl”

    ahaha. i’m going to be giggling about this for days.

15. 

    Recondomoe

    on August 27th, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    @FMS-Love the reviews.

    Perhaps this is in Zimbabwe currency with the new $100,000,000,000 note being introduced.

16. 

    nyokki

    on August 27th, 2008 at 10:00 pm

    Those reviews were hysterical. I wonder if he ever found his cat. Scientology should have consulted w/ these guys before coming up w/ the E-Meter.

17. 

    dorix

    on August 27th, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    @fatkidsay: That joke wasn’t even funny BEFORE the value of the American dollar fell to less than the Canadian dollar, and that was a whole year ago. They’ve been hovering near par ever since.

18. 

    nyokki

    on August 28th, 2008 at 12:06 am

    Or you could spend ur xtra cash on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on4P94lyGyE

19. 

    Phyreblade

    on August 28th, 2008 at 2:11 am

    MAN… I was roflcoptering all over the place reading those reviews… totally Awesome… Best evar… Thanks for the link there FMS…

20. 

    vandal

    on August 28th, 2008 at 2:53 am

    This post was so funny I logged in to comment, and I only usually do that for porn. The amazon reviews are priceless, it’s like the guy from the denon company copy and pasted the bull shit off their website and posted it as a review.

21. 

    Ando

    on August 28th, 2008 at 4:38 am

    FMS FTW!
    Prime linkage dude. Thx.

22. 

    RSIxidor

    on August 28th, 2008 at 7:31 am

    Guys, get your foil covered refurb for 1G

    Used and New

23. 

    TGGeko

    on August 28th, 2008 at 8:25 am

    We need a system of money that is totally transparent. through this we would see how much it costs to make and how much they ask us to pay. Imagine how much better the economy would be if we saw how much some one is making off of us. It would certainly drive down prices from these kinds of products.

24. 

    fatkidsay

    on August 28th, 2008 at 8:46 am

    Check out the tags people used to describe it

    http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AK.....st_edpp_sa

25. 

    LukeV1-5

    on August 28th, 2008 at 1:26 pm

    I want one of these.

    Just for a conversation piece.

    “Yeah, here, see this cable? Cost me $500, and I don’t even know what it does.”