Carrot Top

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    1. I’ll take “who’s been hitting the juice” for a $1000 Alex.

    2. I’ll take “Dudes who look like Kathy Griffin” for $300.

    3. That dude is like the ultimate freakshow

    4. I’ll take “ew ew ew ew ew” for $2000.

    5. Damn FMS, your are so fucking right!

    6. He looks like Kathy Griffin and Liberace had a baby then peed on it.

    7. FREAK

      And that’s just his hair! The rest of him is an unnatural freak!

    8. gotta be a shop. i saw him on comedy central a few years ago, and tho he looked buff, he was half that size. what a shitbag.

    9. I’ll take Anal Bum Cover for $200, Alex. Because that guy looks like an Anal Bum Cover.

    10. I’ll take Penish Mightya for 400$ Alex, or not , more like Penish tinier. Jesus what’s wrong with that guy, he reminds me of a younger whiter Micheal Jackson.


    12. This is the guy that was hiding under your bed as a child!!!

    13. the reason I hate weight lifting… and carrots…and dudes…and..FREAKOS!

    14. You’d think he could at least afford a belt by now… maybe is he hadn’t blown all his cash on ‘roids.

      Looks like someone made Chucky into a real little boy… like some drunk wizard or a fairy on a meth binge.

    15. Hank Aaron’s gonna have a lot harder time making that speech when Carrot Top breaks his record.

    16. he was awful before he went “JOE PISCOPO”…

      i NEVER want to see him. I have heard he is a dick backstage. He needs to die in a plane crash.

    17. I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
      I fucked him.
      It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA….

    18. Straight to lesbian in a single glance


    19. The only funny things he ever did was glue a dildo to Gene Simmons’ hand and be born with that face.

    20. I think the most relevant question is: who is still inviting him to events?

    21. I guess telling you guys he’s rich as shit and rips around Vegas in Ferraris and sells out big venues would be a bad idea.

      The weight lifting: pass. I do it too.

      The face: Fail. With a capital F. As in Fugly.

      His routine: Never watched it. On purpose.

    22. Huge arms, tiny legs. Just yet another “upper body builder.”

    23. or- maybe he got tired of getting beaten up all the time…

    24. He got huge because for years the popular thing to do when you saw Carrot Top was to punch him in the face. He used to be a stick, got sick of getting hit, so he roided up.

    25. Exacerbate, I wouldn’t be telling anyone that story…id take that to my grave!!!!!

    26. Guy just keeps getting uglier, doesn’t he?

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