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    tiki god
    Admin

    I’ll take “who’s been hitting the juice” for a $1000 Alex.

    FlyingMantisShrimp
    Member

    I’ll take “Dudes who look like Kathy Griffin” for $300.

    zipfer
    Member

    That dude is like the ultimate freakshow

    Drewlicious
    Member

    I like puns more than prop comedy.

    ohmybob
    Member

    I’ll take “ew ew ew ew ew” for $2000.

    gor
    Member

    Damn FMS, your are so fucking right!

    garbledxmission
    Member

    He looks like Kathy Griffin and Liberace had a baby then peed on it.

    deuce
    Member

    Kill it with NAPALM.

    wookie_x
    Member

    FREAK
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    OF
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    NATURE!!!

    And that’s just his hair! The rest of him is an unnatural freak!

    Awesome1
    Member

    gotta be a shop. i saw him on comedy central a few years ago, and tho he looked buff, he was half that size. what a shitbag.

    bright green
    Member
    Howie Feltersnatch
    Member

    I’ll take Anal Bum Cover for $200, Alex. Because that guy looks like an Anal Bum Cover.

    GorillaMunch
    Member

    I’ll take Penish Mightya for 400$ Alex, or not , more like Penish tinier. Jesus what’s wrong with that guy, he reminds me of a younger whiter Micheal Jackson.

    Elepski
    Member

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… My eyes!

    teezy weezy
    Member

    WTF is that?

    flood123
    Member

    This is the guy that was hiding under your bed as a child!!!

    hellb0y666
    Member

    the reason I hate weight lifting… and carrots…and dudes…and..FREAKOS!

    Marrock
    Member

    You’d think he could at least afford a belt by now… maybe is he hadn’t blown all his cash on ‘roids.

    Looks like someone made Chucky into a real little boy… like some drunk wizard or a fairy on a meth binge.

    Caio
    Member

    Hank Aaron’s gonna have a lot harder time making that speech when Carrot Top breaks his record.

    storminator
    Member

    he was awful before he went “JOE PISCOPO”…

    i NEVER want to see him. I have heard he is a dick backstage. He needs to die in a plane crash.

    Exacerbate
    Member

    I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
    I fucked him.
    It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA….

    outofocus
    Member

    Straight to lesbian in a single glance

    *shudder*

    Jaypeezy
    Member

    ROID RAGE!!!! ROIDS ROIDS ROIDS

    Marrock
    Member

    The only funny things he ever did was glue a dildo to Gene Simmons’ hand and be born with that face.

    mikoyangurevich15
    Member

    He went from unfunny to ungodly.

    flintlocke
    Member

    I think the most relevant question is: who is still inviting him to events?

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    I guess telling you guys he’s rich as shit and rips around Vegas in Ferraris and sells out big venues would be a bad idea.

    The weight lifting: pass. I do it too.

    The face: Fail. With a capital F. As in Fugly.

    His routine: Never watched it. On purpose.

    unknown
    Member

    Huge arms, tiny legs. Just yet another “upper body builder.”

    storminator
    Member

    or- maybe he got tired of getting beaten up all the time…

    jediadept
    Member

    And yet, he has 30 comments!

    garbledxmission
    Member

    He got huge because for years the popular thing to do when you saw Carrot Top was to punch him in the face. He used to be a stick, got sick of getting hit, so he roided up.

    Stagehnd1
    Member

    Thunder Cats Roar!!! LMAO!!

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    Shadow
    Member

    Exacerbate, I wouldn’t be telling anyone that story…id take that to my grave!!!!!

    Tyger42
    Member

    Guy just keeps getting uglier, doesn’t he?



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