Comments on: Fatcop fatcop, whatcha gonna do?

By: Goldfinger

Goldfinger — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:22:21 +0000

@Frtnagn:
I was drunk and I don’t wanna talk about it.

By: Frznagn

Frznagn — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:05:24 +0000

Really? Nobody met her last year? Fucked her brains out? Pics and number on cell phone? Nobody???

By: Dyna-Mole

Dyna-Mole — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 06:51:23 +0000

“Mmm, that that’s good. Move along, muthafuckaz.”

By: Phyreblade

Phyreblade — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:53:14 +0000

Whomever she is, this is one officer for whom running away is most certainly a very viable option, should she decide to put down her turkey leg and come for you…

By: DasMaus

DasMaus — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:42:10 +0000

@ outofocus
you may be right but I’ve never seen a private security guard with rank stripes

I’m gonna say possibly a correctional officer

By: Elepski

Elepski — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:40:49 +0000

Damn it.. Someone give that whale a rice cake

By: Zenmetzu

Zenmetzu — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:20:18 +0000

That’s no cop, it’s a space station!

By: outofocus

outofocus — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:16:35 +0000

I’m pretty sure that’s hired security (as in, no real training, no gun, usually have zip ties not cuffs, paid just above minimum wage to stand around and kick people out of malls and farmer’s markets, etc), not a cop.

Shameful nonetheless.

By: peatpunk

peatpunk — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:31:25 +0000

you’re all idiots. That isn’t a turkey leg, she’s talking into a hidden walkie talkie…

By: Howie Feltersnatch

Howie Feltersnatch — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:02:25 +0000

I made you an entire fried turkey.

But I eated it.