Who ate the damn pizza rolls

11 Responses to Who ate the damn pizza rolls

1. frznagn (UID# 560) 0  0

   August 16, 2008 at 10:03 pm

   This looks shopped.

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2. tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0

   

   August 17, 2008 at 12:02 am

   I swear to god, I will shoot you in the face.

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3. korinthian (UID# 3174) 0  0

   August 17, 2008 at 12:36 am

   I would read this.

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4. natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0

   

   August 17, 2008 at 2:19 am

   Also: The Case of the Girl Who Was Shot in Her Stupid Face

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5. nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0

   

   August 17, 2008 at 12:21 pm

   ‘Twas a sad story, to be sure.

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6. magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0

   August 17, 2008 at 12:22 pm

   Pure golden gold.

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7. marrock (UID# 3993) 0  0

   August 17, 2008 at 2:55 pm

   It has a very sad ending… He still has no pizza rolls.

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8. beef_hammer (UID# 3260) 0  0

   August 17, 2008 at 3:05 pm

   I read “The Case of the Girl Who Was Shot In Her Stupid Face” without realizing it was the second part to “Who Ate The Damn Pizza Rolls,” and I was totally lost. Now I have to go back and read part one and maybe it will all make sense.

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9. beef_hammer (UID# 3260) 0  0

   August 17, 2008 at 3:06 pm

   Have you ever noticed that pizza rolls have only two temperatures: frozen in the middle or melt your tongue out to your head?

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   • dmytriw-wds (UID# 16438) 0  0

     October 21, 2009 at 10:18 pm

     That’s because you have to bake them, not microwave them, you troglodyte.

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10. fab (UID# 607) 0  0

    March 22, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    i’ld rather know who ate that fuckin sandwich or the toilet thing. (sorry)

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